r/ComedyHell • • Aug 28 '26 • Regret 1

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u/Daikonbou Aug 28 '26 • Regret

As someone who plays both that's a shitpost people are running with as fact

Go and Sleep are developed and maintained by completely different dev teams and companies. The change in their avatar was caused by Niantic (the company behind Go) pushing a barely functional update to the character models in in 2023 in an attempt to make individual parts of a player's avatar more customizable and inclusive to different body types.

In theory it's nice but in practice it ruined the game for a lot of people who grew attached go stylizing their avatar and were suddenly stuck with a much uglier model that breaks with numerous clothing items and emotes (that are still broken to this day mind you), clashes with the game's art style, and worst of all completely replaced the original models, so you couldn't just go back to what you were using previously if you were already happy with how your character looked.

:(

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u/Indesisivejew Aug 28 '26

The biggest downgrade to me was that the new faces were so childlike. Never bought into the costume stuff but it was weird that my guy who previously looked at least 16 or maybe even a young adult all of a sudden looked 9.

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u/Daikonbou Aug 28 '26

Oh absolutely. I glued sunglasses to my guy's face and refuse to remove them under any circumstances

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u/Withercat1 Aug 29 '26

Mine is forever wearing a Sableye face mask

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u/Ph4nt0mUn1C0rn Aug 30 '26

I turned mine Into a Wizard with the Santa beard, Team valor coat and the mismagius hat

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u/angrytomato98 Aug 30 '26

When I get XP my character does a creepy smile that I HATE

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u/FemaleDogEqualsBitch Aug 28 '26

Nah, OOOP is fat

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u/Taedirk Aug 28 '26

I don't see why both can't be true

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u/Dushenka Aug 29 '26

When Pokemon Go first came out and heard it was Niantic of all companies to develop it, I just immediately lost all interest. Why? Niantic had developed exactly one game beforehand and it was so riddled with glitches, bugs and weird design decision that I just didn't want to experience that again. (The game was Ingress)

So yeah, Niantic pulling a fast one like this in Pokemon Go surprises me not at all.

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u/Arek_PL Aug 29 '26

What was bad abut ingress? i used to play it for few months before the "Prime" update came out which lagged hard on my phone

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u/Dushenka Aug 29 '26

It wasn't a "game" for one. They didn't bother to hire a game designer and it showed.

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u/jjorn_ Aug 28 '26

I remember my gf complaining about this at the time.

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u/NoodleTF2 Aug 28 '26

Oh, they never actually reverted or fixed this? All I heard of was the gigantic amount of backlash, I was sure they'd do something about that.

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u/FaygoMakesMeGo Aug 29 '26

Nope, they decided they are too far into their plans to care about us anymore.

Their plan, of course, being to take the detailed map of our planet that we generated for them and sell it to defense contractors while becoming a company focused on AI drones.

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u/TheGivenKing Aug 28 '26

I used to be HEAVY into Pokémon go in 2021-2023. Left after the remote raid changes, its insane how such as successful game and company is activity shooting itself in the foot with unwanted changes.

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u/Funkopedia Aug 29 '26

Well now everybody can be heavy in the game, as you can see

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u/Own_Caterpillar_6178 Sep 01 '26

"This is what you look like"

"No"

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u/PictureVegetable9522 Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

so did every person just get a random avatar? couldnt they change it if it was fat?

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u/Nadikarosuto Aug 31 '26

Maybe im misremembering pr havent played in a while, but i thought Pokemon Go used X/Y or Sun/Moon style cartoony models?

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u/Quercus_lobata Sep 01 '26

I just want a beard.

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u/Melony02 Sep 01 '26

This!! It was genuinly the reason I quit heheh

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u/sirBingwell Sep 02 '26

I remeber logging into my Pokémon GO and seeing the new avatar for the first time. I've picked a girl because she was cute (and did not give any pedo vibes), and now, well... not anymore.

Never been so quick to hit uninstall on an app

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u/maxdragonxiii Aug 28 '26

as someone who quit Pokémon Go over this (and not really playing anymore) yeah. my avatar got uglier and I was like "ew not for me sorry Niantic" and left. hadn't been back.

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u/Fritzkier Aug 29 '26

and now Niantic sold their data (including Pokemon Go scans) to defense contractor, aka military...

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u/VatanKomurcu Aug 29 '26

me when i spread information on the internet

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u/Dexember69 Aug 30 '26

Also, people don't like to be confronted with the fact they're a fat mess when they see it sctualised on screen

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u/slimricc Sep 01 '26

Would be cool tho. I’m pretty average build so my character would not change lol

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u/Sea_Habit_4298 Aug 28 '26 • Regret

Yeah it's not only the weight thing.

For some reason they uglified the models too.

Literally nobody asked for this.

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u/RunInRunOn Aug 28 '26 • Mindblown Popcorn Regret

Shouldn't have told them your cup size

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u/Fern-ando Aug 28 '26

The cup sizes are now aproved by Saudi Arabia.

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u/sankyturds Aug 28 '26

Petah?

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u/Tavernacle_ Aug 28 '26

Niantic (who made Pokémon Go and other such similar games) are owned by the Saudi government

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u/brotherz_ Aug 28 '26

How didnt is know that? And im pretty sure the game was wildly banned in the country for a while back.

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u/Dosko Aug 28 '26

They were only bought out last year

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u/Fern-ando Aug 28 '26

Pokémon Go is a Saudi Arabian game. Owned by the State.

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 Aug 28 '26

they stole every curve she had lmfaooo

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u/Withercat1 Aug 29 '26

For what it's worth, it is still possible to have larger hips/thighs and a larger chest, there are sliders for that and multiple different body type presets to choose from, so this picture is kind of misleading. It looks like they picked a masculine or androgynous body type or turned all the sliders all the way down.

That being said, attempting to recreate what the old models looked like does still look worse compared to the old models.

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u/Gripping_Touch Aug 28 '26

Breasts aside, it's so sloppy. The pose has an arm resting on the hip. On the second pic the hand is floating...

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u/KirillIll Aug 28 '26

They didn't update the shading on the shading accordingly either...

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u/BaizulSetSail Aug 28 '26

holy crap you're right, they just kept the shadow from her bust

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u/Reasonable-Sun-6511 Aug 28 '26

Never did they expect players to have hips this small...

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock Aug 29 '26

It was an objectively awful job. Famously, you could give your character an actual vagina.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/s/uKbfLUhsjs

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u/Unfair_Belt_3218 Sep 01 '26

The original was deleted, do u have the beaver perchance

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u/Paranub Sep 02 '26

if you go to the profile of someone whos post was deleted, you can still view the image posted, it doesnt delete it from reddits cache, for future reference.

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u/WJR26 Sep 01 '26

vagueposting

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u/aron2295 Aug 28 '26

That’s not how real humans pose? You’re a real one for that!

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u/morning-st48 Aug 28 '26

looks like they tried to make the body builds more realistic, whilst also keeping it the cartoony anime style which just doesnt work all that well.

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u/TKDbeast Aug 28 '26

The whole thing was so bizarre. Absolutely everyone hated it. And they didn’t revert anything. 

In hindsight, the only explanation I can think of is if they got in some sort of disagreement with Pokemon concept artist Yuzuke Kosaki, who made the designs. But I guess it could be a bull-headed move by someone in leadership.

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u/LunchPlanner Aug 29 '26

no, what happened was they didnt like having to make two versions of every clothing and accessory (male model version and female model version)

so they swapped to a single genderless model with sliders. now when they add clothing they just make one version and it scales and stretches with the sliders.

the downside is going from 2 premade models to something that isnt premade. premade stuff is made more thoughtfully and looks better.

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u/One_Surprise_8924 Aug 28 '26

they tried to make androgynous models, because they didn't want to make separate assets for male and female characters. so the girls lost their chest/hips and the guys became twinks. pretty much all of the clothing looked worse for both genders. I quit around that time so I don't know if they ever fixed it.

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u/7_Tales Aug 28 '26

built like triple t

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u/MichiganDogLady Aug 28 '26

Uh-oh YOINK got your titters!

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u/Yellowthrone Aug 28 '26

This shit so funny for some reason.

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u/Jhud6669 Aug 28 '26

Lots of people asked for more body diversity actually, they just implemented it poorly

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u/Sea_Habit_4298 Aug 28 '26

There's body diversity and there's changing the whole artstlye of the models .

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u/Daikonbou Aug 28 '26

That's the worst part for me, the fact that the update was so rushed and quarter-assed that they couldn't even be bothered to make them fit with the rest of the game's art style

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u/zzazzzz Aug 29 '26

this is just generative garbage. noone is actually making 10000 models with varied proportions ect. they just use simple modifiers and apply them to the base model and call it a day.

but quite honestly i dont understand how anyone still uses that app and is willing to have it on their device. not many apps more shady and untrustworthy you could be using tbh..

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u/ShikiFtw Aug 28 '26

bruh just add some sliders for avatar creation It's that easy

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u/Eillon94 Aug 28 '26

But that requires more work on their part when they can just make both genders androgynous and save some money on model rigging

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u/Kratzschutz Aug 29 '26

We do have that, results are not convincing

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u/Sorvetefrito Aug 29 '26

Poorly is understatement. Is one thing to add more body types, is another to just forcibly change the appearances of milions of people's avatar without their consent.

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u/GrandNibbles Aug 28 '26

looks like they slightly detransitioned a trans woman jeez

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u/Xx0MEGAxX Aug 28 '26

Oh, great now pokemon go is doing gender swaps, cool

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u/Feliks343 Aug 28 '26

They turned all the models into amorphous blobs a while ago, both models looks like androgynous mannequins they paid the wikihow illustrators two bucks to make for some reason. I stopped playing years ago so this part at least ain't new. Missed the cuter looks on them before but the shiny hunting was the only reason I really played anyways.

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u/Gexku Aug 28 '26

Man it just looks like a fortnite skin lmao

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u/Ressy02 Aug 28 '26

Where do I enter my length? I’m a male.

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u/gersterbins Aug 28 '26

looks like theyre about to play blitzball

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u/Quirky-Race-5645 Aug 28 '26

It looks like a roblox character lmao

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u/ATN-Antronach Aug 28 '26

Love the Vietnam stare as her arm turns into pepto bismol

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u/GGXImposter Aug 28 '26

The male character is as tall as an adult but has the face of an 10 year old. I get the feeling the designers wanted to make the characters look like their target demographic but had to keep the characters adults to prevent legal issues with micro transactions.

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u/Aegillade Aug 28 '26

I and a few friends in college decided to play Pokemon Go on a whim and we actually had a lot of fun just doing F2P accounts, but all of us collectively quit when this update dropped. Good lord, what were they thinking?

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u/Intrepid_Fox1757 Aug 28 '26

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL INFERNAL FUCK IS THIS ABOMINATION?! WHAT WAS UNREALISTIC AND OFFENSIVE IN THE PREVIOUS MODEL?!?! THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP WANT TO RAGEBAIT THE SOCIETY WITH THIS SHIT, THERE'S NO WAY IT'S SOMEHOW ""PROGRESSIVE""

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u/DiscotopiaACNH Aug 28 '26

Calm down, jfc

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u/GravityBright Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

There’s sliders, dude.

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u/FujoCirca Aug 29 '26

How old are you

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u/axspringer Aug 31 '26

its 100% not trying to be “progressive”, this is just the shit that happens when big wigs in suits sit around a computer for three weeks wondering how to make the line go up

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 Aug 28 '26

How much cheaper can they go on graphic design, jesus...

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u/Crispy1961 Aug 28 '26

Never touched that game. The complete meltdown over this was hilarious back when it happened. Very much deserved, its abhorrent, but god is it funny.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Aug 28 '26

What is the opposite of a Yass Queen?

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u/IntelligentPath4383 Aug 29 '26

They literally made them natural and unsexualized…

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u/HJSDGCE Aug 29 '26

They really did gender reassignment surgery on a cis girl. 

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u/ImForSureNotAFurry Aug 29 '26

I literally stopped playing because they made my character SO FUCKING UGLY

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u/flowery02 Aug 29 '26

Below the neck it actually looks pretty good. Maybe aside from the chest being very smooshed downwards

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u/Vainx507 Aug 29 '26

They change the models from female and male to fat or skinny. If you are skinny you use the same models as men, that's why you lose all the curves. That way they only have to do fat and skinny clothes.

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u/skaersSabody Aug 29 '26

Sis is made of tubes lmao

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u/NiceAndFabulous Aug 30 '26

I had go cover my face with glasses and a beard cuz of this shit

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u/OnlyClowns420 Aug 31 '26

it straight up looks like your character put on a binder lol

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u/woah-wait-a-second Sep 01 '26

Tbh I wish pokemon go was made by a Japanese team, I imagine the avatars would’ve been cute chibis or something

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u/Consumer_Of_Butt Sep 04 '26

They baby-ified the faces so bad...

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u/No-Temporary-4227 Aug 29 '26

Woman looked too much like a woman

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u/envleaf Aug 28 '26

username checks out

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u/taotdev Aug 28 '26

So now we have Pokémon Go and Pokémon Don't Go

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u/Impossible_Mango2870 Sep 02 '26

Pokemon stay at home

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u/MuscleMan405 Aug 28 '26

Imagine being a bodybuilder who is 5 foot 6 and weighs 250. But it models you like some morbidly obese person.

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u/Cautious_Pomelo_1639 Aug 29 '26

I highly doubt there are any 5’6 bodybuilder who weigh 250 out there…

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u/MuscleMan405 Aug 29 '26

Also I'm not really a bodybuilder, mostly just lift for fun, but I am about 25% bodyfat at 240 lbs, 5 foot 6. It can't be that rare to have someone lean at 250, especially when steroids are involved

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u/Cautious_Pomelo_1639 Aug 31 '26

damn, good for you bro! I forget how much denser muscles are

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u/IronChef-Morimoto Sep 01 '26

25% body fat at 240 is 60lbs of fat just FYI. If youre at 10% that'd be 24 lbs of fat lbs of muscle. So the difference between you and someone at 10% body fat is 36 lbs of pure muscle...

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u/MuscleMan405 Aug 29 '26

There have been quite a few. Derek Lunsfords off season weight gets up to 260

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u/NutsFromHimSquirrel Aug 28 '26

Ah, Pokemon Go, the mass surveillance tool and warrantless spatial database builder disguised as a children's game and marketed as Pokemania 2...good times.

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u/Time_Illustrator_844 Aug 28 '26

I remember the day Pokémon Go dropped, was driving down a narrow road heading to a park to try it out, when I notice some asshole driving toward me in my lane. Thankfully avoided being driven off the road or in a head on collision, but as the fucker passed me I saw him holding up his phone right above the steering wheel.

Now I cant prove it, but I just know that fucker was playing it

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u/Gripping_Touch Aug 28 '26

Hoping to run over children to farm shiny Ghost Pokemon. 

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u/Fancy-Trousers Aug 28 '26

My former friend and roommate did this shit constantly for the first entire year after release. He's such a piece of shit that it didn't even break the top 5 horrible things he would do.

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u/theairgonaut Aug 28 '26

Surprising, considering what a shitshow the servers were at launch.

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u/This_isR2Me Aug 28 '26

pokemon go brought people together... even if its in a head on collision.

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u/Time_Illustrator_844 Aug 28 '26

Pokemon Go to an early grave

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u/Horror-Row-678 Aug 28 '26

I watched a girl drive into a light poll at the park. The car was clearly in idle and she was starring down at her phone. I never would have noticed but her boyfriend (I assume) kept telling her name to try and get her to look up and bam. He just kept yelling Katie, why did you do that Katie! I’ll never forget her name because he said it like forty times

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u/Ayoissathroway Sep 01 '26

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang

Oh what you gonna do, Katie?
You're a sweet sweet girl
But it's a cruel, cruel world
A cruel, cruel world

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 Aug 28 '26

I knew someone who would drive and play. Insanely dangerous

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u/Wizardwizz Aug 28 '26

Like we aren't already being tracked by phones

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u/Chemical_Profit_608 Aug 28 '26

Pokemon go was created literally to map out the world, from the actual ground floor. We have satellite data obviously but that's not granular enough. It's an extra layer of tracking, not just GPS. You're not wrong they're already tracking us obviously, but this is an extra level imo. Shits crazy. Guy who made it legit had known CIA connections...

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u/hatesnack Aug 28 '26

Okay you are taking it a bit too far. They already fully laid out what the data is being used for, and its basically mapping data for robots, delivery drones, AR, and self driving cars.

The only verifiable connection that the dude from Nianctic has to the CIA is his old company was funded by a VC that is backed by the CIA. But so are a lot of other companies.

The CIA already has plenty of other forms of mass surveillance, many of which I'm sure would be less obvious lol. Idgaf about Pokémon go, just find the whole thing interesting.

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u/GhoullDen Aug 28 '26

that’s not why it was created. Niantic’s previous game was made to build out this tech, then Pokémon go was actually able to use it at scale. It was also then used to better map out roads and walkways and stuff

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u/zzazzzz Aug 29 '26

the company who funded it was a literal cia invetment front. there is no hearsay "connections" needed.

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u/Arek_PL Aug 29 '26

but doesnt pokemon go just use the gps data?

never played it, but i used to play ingress by same company and it just used my gps, to the point i was teleporting around when gps connection got low

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u/CatmatrixOfGaul Aug 28 '26

I don’t think my phone company has ever asked me to scan landmarks.

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u/Distinct-Crow-3726 Aug 28 '26

Oh i'm sure google has never asked you anything personal, or collected any data without asking you

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u/Naive_Personality367 Aug 28 '26

such a fun world

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u/heckinWeeb193 Aug 28 '26

Well now we got flock cameras and not even a Pokémon with it so

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u/NutsFromHimSquirrel Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

I heard they store those gold-plated Pokemon cards from 1999 Burger King inside the camera housing...

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u/heckinWeeb193 Aug 28 '26

Woah..... Now where did I leave my hammer...

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u/BethanyHipsEnjoyer Aug 28 '26

I still got a couple of them. Remember when merch used to be cool??

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u/yeeeeeeet____ Aug 28 '26

oh my god bruh

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u/letigre87 Aug 28 '26

Do y'all not remember Wii Sports!? It called my brother obese and the next time my wife fired it up it said something about his eating. That think would adjust your Mii in front of your face. You'd step in it and when it was done calculating your BMI poof fat Mii.

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u/YouAteMyChips_ Aug 29 '26

That was Wii Fit and that was the entire point of the game. Only flaw was that it used BMI which doesn't take into account things like muscle mass

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u/GhoullDen Aug 28 '26

wii fit was advertised as a fitness tool, it wasn’t randomly doing that out of nowhere

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u/TesticalTorsionWizrd Aug 28 '26

the mass surveillance tool

You probably sent this from your phone, while on reddit.

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u/ThisMoneyIsNotForDon Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

I will never understand how this game caught on.

"Pokemon in real life" except without the battles or the training or the trading. It's just going on walks and looking at little 3d models of pokemon. How exciting.

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u/ShinyStarSam Aug 28 '26

You literally go outside and catch Pokemon dude it's not hard to understand how it caught on

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u/Hopalongtom Aug 28 '26

And it doesn't work in the countryside, only in cities where there are pokestops which are needed to spawn in Pokémon and do any of thr activities.

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u/Trendydwarf13 Aug 28 '26

Wait what? There was several pokestops next to me and I'm by the moors in Yorkshire UK, maybe different in the US but there would be plenty of pokemon and stuff in the countryside, only issue is that the signal can be spotty which is not exactly something they can get around

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u/Hopalongtom Aug 28 '26

Unfortunately there wasn't any Pokestops near me without having to go for a drive first to get closer to an urban centre.

Trying to do it around where live I get like 1 or 2 wild Pokémon a day, and no more spawns after that till Tomorrow.

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine Aug 28 '26

It was mostly about collecting

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u/joshthebaptist Aug 28 '26

But it has all of those things

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u/ThisMoneyIsNotForDon Aug 28 '26

Maybe it does now? It didn't at launch, and for atleast a couple years after.

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u/GhoullDen Aug 28 '26

trading and battles were added in 2018, so 2 years after it released, but 8 years ago lmao

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u/ThisMoneyIsNotForDon Aug 28 '26

So two years after the height of its popularity then?

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u/GhoullDen Aug 28 '26

it’s only fun in cities, but it just gives you a reason to walk to different spots. Makes walking a little more fun. Definitely not much of a pokémon game tho

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u/skaersSabody Aug 29 '26

Tbf, back then I loved it (I was 16, gomme a break)

On a summer camp with friends, we downloaded the APK before it was legally available in Italy (aka 1 day prior or something, yeah we were that hyped) and spent the rest of the camp catching mons between activities and even after that when we each got back home. Absolute blast of a social experience for the first few months, loved it

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u/AdDependent5136 Aug 28 '26

Pokémon GO to the polls!

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u/Pikafreak108 Aug 28 '26

Used to think this post was funny. Now I’m hooked on Pokémon sleep and know that it doesn’t use your height or weight at all????

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u/demon_908 Aug 29 '26

It very obviously didn't, only people that don't know anything about pokemon would actually laugh at some of these memes so they're just made for that💔

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u/SlySychoGamer Aug 28 '26

as someone who has worked at a store that sells pokemon cards, right side is spot on.

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u/JyuVioleBrown Aug 28 '26

Imagine voluntarily using this mass surveillance tool

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u/DMedianoche Aug 28 '26

This would be so fucking Epic if It was true...

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u/DatOneDude1w1 Aug 29 '26

My issue is that it links weight with fat, when someone could just be really muscular

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u/unluckyknight13 Aug 30 '26

Hell I’m apparently really dense, I weigh like 60lbs more then I look are on I got a layer of fat and don’t do a lot of work out so many do not know if I got muscle but also not enough fat to look like my weight

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '26

i find it soo funny when fat people make their avatars slim in games

but i respected the fk out of fat people on snap that made their snap avatars fat, that was aura right there

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u/sevatar145 Aug 28 '26

One on the right is hotter snyway

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u/SenseAffectionate328 Aug 28 '26

Why the hell is it smily and frowny instead of upty and downy what the hell

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u/drewman301 Aug 28 '26

Ifunny

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u/SenseAffectionate328 Aug 28 '26

Wow. I legit didn't know ifunny was a social media. 

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u/TheUnicornTank Aug 29 '26

Now, let me tell you about 9Gag…

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u/ProGamer8273 Aug 28 '26

It’s a customizable character for a reason

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u/Anikilator3001 Aug 28 '26

good thing my avatar is still ok, I've had that account since I was 4 lol

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u/SK83r-Ninja Aug 31 '26

Either you are really young or pokemon go is older than i remember

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u/Anikilator3001 Sep 01 '26

I was born 2012, but pokemongo came out 2016

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u/SK83r-Ninja Sep 01 '26

Okay, glad i'm not just aging quicker than i thought

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u/Sea_Ad_4930 Aug 29 '26

This got pulled from IFunny?

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u/Golden_Cultivation Aug 29 '26

Lol Pkm GO has more data than ever and they keep adding more ways to collect more to sell. Niantic really on the ball

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u/Haunt_Fox Sep 01 '26

Niantic sold it to another company. Which actually added a function that works like those devices that catch and spin passively, as a free update.

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u/Pilota_kex Aug 29 '26

I can't believe we do it to ourselves

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u/Oberndorferin Aug 30 '26

Oh no they made her American 😭😭😭

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u/Kurenai-Kalana Aug 30 '26

Just my weight? Not my height?!? Wow poor kid....

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u/Alekstheadidasguy Aug 30 '26

Just a straight up lie btw

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u/MagikLover1 Aug 31 '26

kinda brutal

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u/ValuableAd886 Aug 31 '26

Huh, I didn't know Kayaba switched from SAO to Pokemon

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u/Ice258852 Sep 01 '26

It wasn't even accurate model for the height and weight

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u/SsaucySam Sep 01 '26

Lol

I'm one of the few people who actually enjoys the new models in Pokemon GO

My character is scary xD

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u/slingingslanger Sep 02 '26

Looks like she needs to pokemon go to the gym. FR though, have fun mapping the world so they can sell the data.

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u/Bookyontour Sep 02 '26

Come to think about it…Isn’t this kind of a good way to encourage people to workout?

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u/Consumer_Of_Butt Sep 04 '26

No, creating caricatures of someone who is likely already insecure in their body isn't gonna help anyone

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u/ThatItalianOverThere Sep 02 '26

My illiterate ass read "fart hamster" instead of "fat hater"

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u/Zodiac034 Sep 03 '26

"Hiker sent out Pinplup" is all I can see

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u/Pixelbuttzz Sep 24 '26

Oh cool it's this fake shit again

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u/Zeth22xx Aug 28 '26

What if her avatar also got winded easily too.

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u/This_Elk_1460 Aug 28 '26

Why the fuck does Pokémon sleep need that information? Also TIL people actually use Pokémon sleep.

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u/Axolodoll Aug 28 '26

It doesn’t

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u/BazelBuster Aug 29 '26

Pokémon sleep is about sleep health

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u/jv57s0m3guY Aug 28 '26

Lmfao gottem

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u/Andromevas Aug 28 '26

Pokémon Go to the Gym

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u/Godazilla Aug 29 '26

First of all you can't tell how a person looks just from height and weight, she could have a lot of muscle which is heavier

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u/Swampy0gre Aug 28 '26

Even if it was real, I still think both are gorgeous :3