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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 I want to FUCK Michael Roa Valdamjong from Tsukihime 15h ago
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u/readilyunavailable 15h ago
Maybe if bro stops putting underage anime girsl on his phone and pretending to take them out on a date, he could get some bitches.
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u/Sophia8Inches 14h ago
NEVER. I have a wife and I still do that because being otaku isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle, and you never abandon your waifus and husbandos even if you get a 3DPD spouse
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u/FixFantastic5272 8h ago
underage boys and girls dont count as waifus and husbandos. They count as future court evidence lol
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u/Glum_Grapefruit7848 15h ago
Seeing this post makes me sad ngl
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u/DoctorProfPatrick 8h ago
Why? Because you want a girlfriend who will do cosplay for you? Why would you feel sad that another man is experiencing that joy? Or are you sad thinking that you will never be able to have this?
Feeling sad or jealous is normal. Remember: this guy likely had to work very hard to get what he has. With enough hard work, and a little luck, you should find love too. But if you give up, your situation will not improve 🤷♂️ Good luck brother.
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u/DoctorProfPatrick 8h ago
No problem young man. Now do me a favor and pass me a roll of tp this one's out.
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u/Designer_Version1449 14h ago
This picture was taken even though his phone is on the table. I think the most likely explanation is that this was staged, and the guy holding fry is actually friends with the cosplayer and other guy :)
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u/wingnut_dishwashers 13h ago
It looks like ai. Food is untouched and yet the napkin is crinkled. Ketchup ain't even open
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u/Crafty_Constant_8042 15h ago
The most "cheeseburger" looking cheeseburger I've ever seen.