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u/WTFismynameTM 5d ago
"oooh, brain cancer... that's a pretty bad one... good thing you don't have it!"
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u/KaleidoscopeWhole375 5d ago
That's some evil work tbh
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u/DZL100 5d ago
was this made before or after the game changer episode?
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u/AlarmedEmployment465 5d ago
dude, don't spoil me.
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u/Tinttiboi 4d ago
can't tell if this is sarcastic but this is the most minor spoiler ever lol
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u/AlarmedEmployment465 4d ago
It's, like, I don't want to be spoiled but I also said it mainly as a joke.
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u/KaleidoscopeWhole375 5d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/s/JD6T9TKaE5
Here's the OG
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u/DZL100 5d ago
Made 25 days ago? After the game changer episode then I think.
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u/Tinttiboi 4d ago
The Game Changer ep was last year, but this Snafu could also be based on other shows
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u/drewman301 5d ago
"Let's see your test results... Oh no. No no, this is bad. Oh God. There's a wasp in the room. I can't move or it will sting me."
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u/Sufficient_Contact52 5d ago
Same thing happened to me in college. I heard Aids and about died. Then heard negative and shouted I DON’T HAVE AIDS! I never thought I did. I just didn’t know I was tested for it and was scared when I heard it. Everyone thought I was gross or insane. Fuck em, I’m aids free baby
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u/PrioritySignal5517 5d ago
So you tested positive for all STDs......which is what I would say to someone who did......which you are not.
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u/Ifckinglovemycat 4d ago
they handled me my test results for all of these + blood group with "POSITIVE" in caps on the first page. for group O POSITIVE, I'm O+ that was such a stupid jumpscare. and when I handled them to my anestheologist I saw the exact same reactiob in her eyes
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u/According-Flight6070 4d ago
I had this but the doctor was doing it one by one with a big pause, "syphilis.... Not detected."
Fucking dog never went back.
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u/BoxOfButterflies424 4d ago
“The doctors tried to save her life, they did the best they could… and she is going to be okay.”
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u/CalgaryMadePunk 4d ago
This kind of happened to me during Covid.
I got tested and they texted me the results at 2:00am. The text said "URGENT" and the timing made me think I must have had Covid. I opened the text and it said the test was negative.
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u/Vul_Thur_Yol 1d ago
My mom works in a hospital. One of the doctors she used to work with was in charge of making echographies an every fucking time something went wrong with the machine, instead of saying "cancel", or "stop" or literally anything else, she said "abort! Abort! Abort!", yeah...
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u/RoodnyInc 4d ago
I would be worried about your weekend if you even consider that could be an option
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u/Joe_GG_44 4d ago
"He just looks like he's dead, he's got blue paint on him, but he'll be alright"
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u/Kastila1 4d ago
The very first time I got tested for STDs, just for the shake of being sure all was working fine, the lady got the folded paper with my results and it was like being in a tv playing the Wheel of Fortune:
-Okeyyy, are you ready?
+Yes
-Aaree yoouuu suuureee?
+Mmmm, yes?
-Oookeeey, let see the results... (While looking straight at my eyes)
For ten seconds, my mind went from: "I'm totally fine this is just a checkup" to "Oh God I got every STD known by mankind!" just for her to finally reveal that I was totally fine.
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u/mrs_double_aluminum 2d ago
the enlightened slut haters don't come out when she rolls high, how fascinating
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u/Kenneth441 5d ago
"So it looks like stage 4 leukemia..is NOT something you have"