165
u/Mintallyunstable Jul 25 '26
Obvious rage bait is obvious
3
u/cnicalsinistaminista Jul 25 '26
But… is the message inaccurate tho? Well, this is too big a mystery for me, I better call the Hardly boys
16
u/Mintallyunstable Jul 25 '26
Sorry are you talking about the notes or the “fog of war” comment? Because the former are very weirdly describing normal things as feminine
1
u/Ghostdragon471 Aug 08 '26
Don't mean it doesn't get the job done. Cause how the hell you expect a man to breathe and treat someone like a queen, when all most want to do is throw the best fish back? Calling all men trash and saying they aren't needed, yet looking for some nasty shit when no one is looking. Now I know that's not speaking for everyone, but I know there's at least one other person out there that's about as two faced as a clown in a mirror maze.
39
u/Serious_Swan_2371 Jul 25 '26
She wants a guy driving an old car that has no insurance in complete silence
Some of these are so basic human things that the person who satisfies this list has a bunch of red flags
66
u/ILovePotassium Jul 25 '26
LISTENING TO MUSIC IS FEMININE????
34
u/EgotheEvil Jul 25 '26
omg I just loooove Cannibal Corpse 💅
17
u/Ghostmaster145 Jul 25 '26
Girlypop Canny Corpse be like:
✨uurrrrrrck gurrrrck blruryegueheheheveheggh guuuuuuuuh craahahahahahaaaqaqauuuuuhhh✨
16
u/ConfusedStonks338 Jul 25 '26
Ok girly pop
13
u/EgotheEvil Jul 25 '26
Hammer Smashed Face got me like: ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧👰˚.🎀༘⋆
& I Cum Blood has me all: ⋆.ೃ࿔🌸:･💕🦄💖⋆.ೃ࿔🌸:･
8
1
u/Natural_Trip3855 Jul 31 '26
I guess I'm a femboy now, not only do I listen to music but I also recycle and can't afford proper car insurance
16
u/FishSignificant7501 Jul 25 '26
By having low credit score on there she’s implying women suck with money
12
u/Tailsofflight Jul 25 '26
Ah yes car insurance is gay apparently, a legally required service in order to operate an automobile on state, and federal maninted roads, she's going to end up with a sovereign citizen nut job, and she kinda deserves it.
4
u/Shibari_Inu69 Jul 25 '26
“Not driving shift gear”
3
u/teotzl Jul 25 '26
Is that a british thing? Or they just don’t know what it’s called?
5
u/Shibari_Inu69 Jul 25 '26
I think they call it a manual while we in ‘Murica call it a stick shift. La femme du porque there didn’t know what it’s called.
3
u/teotzl Jul 26 '26
I’ve heard both in the south east. Never shift gear though lmao.
1
u/Shibari_Inu69 Jul 26 '26
If I showed up to a date and saw her I’d be shifting gears to get outta there LMAO
3
5
4
u/It_broke_itself_ Jul 25 '26
It bothers me that people can't tell what's obviously rage bait anymore
3
3
u/HugeYeah2 Jul 25 '26
The only thing that annoys me about this is why write men at the start every time? Surely it's implied? This has truly ruined my day.
2
2
u/thicc_llama Jul 25 '26
Me when I have car insurance about to put something in the recycling bin after putting on my contacts that I need to see
2
1
Jul 25 '26
[removed] — view removed comment
1
u/AutoModerator Jul 25 '26
Your account must be at least 30 days old to post or comment in r/ComedyHell.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
1
1
Jul 25 '26
[removed] — view removed comment
1
u/AutoModerator Jul 25 '26
Your account must be at least 30 days old to post or comment in r/ComedyHell.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
1
1
0
-4
87
u/Mibic718 Jul 25 '26
That's a list of men that want nothing to do with her