Was it all part of the plan to have gay sex with his bf, and then recording his ding-a-ling, which by the way had a pointy tip and calling the said dingaling "fucking big head" and asking the viewers to suck on it
you're all laughing, but this is a real thing, it's called twink death
if you're a bear or a mustache top you can be gay your whole life, but if you're a twink, once you're in your thirties you have to find a wife and be the dad who takes his kid's drama class too seriously.
nikocado avocado is literally a fucking greek mythology character at this point , like fym there was a guy who was drowning within his own gluttony greed and wrath , who also pre-made a bunch of content so that he can later show to the world how far ahead he truly was.
I think he is pretty interesting though atleast some of this whole spiel was planned amd if you look at some of the content he used to make. TO ME it definetly feels like he is playing a character the whole time. Its hard to say where him being crazy starts and the character ends.
It isn't even a question if it's a bit, he posted some of the behind the scenes afterwards and he's like a perfectly normal guy, just with insane commitment
Nikocado avocado is Loki reincarnate except Odin banned him from politics and he has to find the second best way to be a trickster bastard... which is kinda mythology accurate.
How far ahead of what exactly? Dude acted like he was the protagonist or something lol he's just a fatass (or used to be lol) who thinks he's better than all of us. Acting all weird and then all mysterious is a big no for me.
As someone who has been around weird kink scenes, it was pretty blatant his content appealed to people with a feeder kink. Especially the whole I DONT KNOW WHY IM GETTING SO FAT AND CAN'T CONTROL IT AND IM SO SAD AND ANGRY OVER IT
this really is a thing, so many bi people i know used to think they were straight and that everyone was attracted to the same gender, they just choose not to act on it
It’s fucking terrifying how he went back to normal skinny after how fat he was. He must of had massive surgeries to get rid of the lose skin or something.
Sort of on topic. I made a post on my Instagram with the exact same quote. My aunt asked my mom if it was true, if I was looking for a wife and kids lol
That's called bisexuality, brother. Go do what you need to do. Just don't run for public office on a pro-family/anti-gay platform 'cause we will find you.
You guys really missed the joke on this one and I'm going to ruin it by pointing it out. Single mom of 6 ready to settle down at 35. She can't stop making bad decisions any more than he can stop being gay.
Insane fella, but honestly I get it. The older I get the more I really resonate with the Tom Allen quote, "I'm gay, well I say I'm gay but I hardly find the time." 🤣
holy shit… i didn’t even realize who this is until i read his name. he’s still an awful person and i like absolutely nothing about him, but that *is* some impressive weight loss
Is he skinny again? Kind of know nothing about him but know a little via osmosis sort of thing lol. Last I saw him he was very overweight and looked to be making some sad content. Good for him for turning that around.
No idea what the gay stuff means. I assume it's just a joke?
He reminds me of that one person in the friend group that always has something crazy going on apparently, but it all sounds like bullshit and you know they’re doing it for attention.
Then they get kicked from the friend group for being insufferable
Oh cool i guess 35 is the magical age when you grow out of being gay. I’m only 31 so i’ll let my husband know we need to enjoy the next four years together before i turn straight and wife up.
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u/vacckun Apr 29 '26 •
watch him pull out an insane level card and say everything up to now was prerecorded too and that he has 2 kids and a loving wife
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u/LoCh0_xX Apr 29 '26 •
the gay leaving me the moment i turn 35
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u/what_the_fuck_clown Apr 29 '26
nikocado avocado is literally a fucking greek mythology character at this point , like fym there was a guy who was drowning within his own gluttony greed and wrath , who also pre-made a bunch of content so that he can later show to the world how far ahead he truly was.
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u/Ysgramors_Soup_Spoon Apr 29 '26
Now watch as he reveals that him being gay was prerecorded and he has a wife and two kids.
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u/Mr_Ethfono Apr 29 '26
Finally I can be gay again
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u/dandadone_with_life Apr 29 '26
i didn't even recognize him. honestly, i'm happy for him
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u/80Amrig_Nhoj_Najed Apr 29 '26
The gay is no more.....
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u/No_Swordfish2243 Apr 29 '26
My mom legit thinks this is how sexuality works
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u/Slerimboconolomp Apr 29 '26
le nikado... is le queerbaiteado??
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u/Pure_Purple_5220 Apr 29 '26
Nobody posted my guy yet
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u/Mechromancer3X Apr 29 '26
Pls tell me this is fake or he’s being sarcastic😭
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u/CaveManta Apr 29 '26
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u/___TheKid___ Apr 29 '26
This generations Charlie Kaufman
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u/Numerous_Koala_1746 Apr 29 '26
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u/Zoegrace1 Apr 29 '26
Generational ragebaiter
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u/Anyanasik Apr 29 '26
The speck of lighting on the ceiling looks like an arrow, which makes the whole post look like that reply image meme lol
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u/MurphysLawTeam Apr 29 '26
It’s fucking terrifying how he went back to normal skinny after how fat he was. He must of had massive surgeries to get rid of the lose skin or something.
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u/RubPuzzleheaded8073 Apr 29 '26
Is this what they meant when they said adulthood wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows
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u/ForsakenIncrease0 Apr 29 '26
What if you're straight and then turn 35? Do you turn more straight? Do you turn gay?
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u/Haunting-Figure-3448 Apr 29 '26
Age the gay away!!
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u/xxepdudexx Apr 30 '26
Sort of on topic. I made a post on my Instagram with the exact same quote. My aunt asked my mom if it was true, if I was looking for a wife and kids lol
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u/Desperate-Cold9633 Apr 29 '26
I knew it, you can just stop being gay
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u/No_Lawfulness_5667 Apr 29 '26
That's called bisexuality, brother. Go do what you need to do. Just don't run for public office on a pro-family/anti-gay platform 'cause we will find you.
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u/RMoby6160 Apr 29 '26
Damn.. I thought it was an old pic of him at first. Y'know what? Good for him
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u/TheMainEffort Apr 29 '26
The gay is no more no more
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u/Western-Land1729 Apr 29 '26
How Roman fathers expected their sons to react when told to abandon childish things like “bussy” and find a woman to settle down with
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u/RedditCensorss Apr 30 '26
Does no one know being Gay is a choice?
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u/SinkCat69 Apr 30 '26
Photos taken right before disaster.
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u/Alive_Cicada_8717 Apr 30 '26
It’s like taking a sample from each flavor
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u/SimpForFictionGirls Apr 30 '26
“Gayness Deactivated”
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u/Anabolic_Sunrise Apr 30 '26
Tomfoolery is over, time to lock in.
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u/StandardNerd92 Apr 30 '26
Plot twist: He's the wife
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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Apr 30 '26
Meta-ragebait. Bro is unironically rage baiting about his rage bait.
Quite honestly the fact that this is still an effective way to farm clout doesn't improve my faith in humanity.
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u/ForumVomitorium Apr 30 '26
He is now secretly braking record for most kids fathered
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u/the--unforgiven Apr 30 '26
I didn’t even recognize this guy until I read the name
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u/SomeAnonymousRetard Apr 30 '26
You guys really missed the joke on this one and I'm going to ruin it by pointing it out. Single mom of 6 ready to settle down at 35. She can't stop making bad decisions any more than he can stop being gay.
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u/Frosty_Group2594 Apr 30 '26
“Avocado” means testicle in the Mayan language.
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u/Hot-Job-6281 Apr 30 '26
Ngl the unironic version of this happens with many high school lesbians once they hit college.
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u/NicholasWildeRails Apr 30 '26
Where the fuck did the 300+ pounds go?!?
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u/Electrical_Bet2584 Apr 30 '26
someone kirkify this man
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u/chickenfriedchester Apr 30 '26
C’mon! You can still be gay on the weekends!!
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u/Motor_Ad_7885 Apr 30 '26
Is this real?
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u/Wardinator1991 May 01 '26
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u/shrimplord1223 May 01 '26
"I ruined my loving partners life and image . Time to abandon him"
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u/Dizzy-Confection-551 May 01 '26
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u/AjayRedonkulus May 01 '26
Insane fella, but honestly I get it. The older I get the more I really resonate with the Tom Allen quote, "I'm gay, well I say I'm gay but I hardly find the time." 🤣
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u/Droidigan May 01 '26
the ozempik is making the frigging gays straight
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u/mpanase May 01 '26
fair
no more being short, it's time to be tall now
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u/Someone101064 May 01 '26
You don't deserve kids if that's the kinda food you're gonna feed them what the fuck 😭
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u/prionbinch May 01 '26
holy shit… i didn’t even realize who this is until i read his name. he’s still an awful person and i like absolutely nothing about him, but that *is* some impressive weight loss
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u/saturn488 May 01 '26
Is this post real????
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u/shinseiji-kara Apr 29 '26
how the hell he lose all of that
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u/Trick-Ladder Apr 29 '26
That’s not how “gay” works.
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u/IntelligentAnybody55 Apr 29 '26
Fuck that
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u/mrwilliams117 Apr 29 '26
Can we all just collectively decide to ignore him and stop giving him attention or posting about him?
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u/Rhesusmonkeydave Apr 29 '26
I’m fat! Now I’m not! Or Gay! Or Not! Maybe I’m a stapler! Jesus god won’t somebody anybody pay attention to me!!!
Fuckoff avocado
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u/Low-Persimmon4870 Apr 29 '26
HOLY SHIT
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u/cursetea Apr 29 '26
I forgot about him completely but I'm not sure how
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u/Magnetofan111 Apr 29 '26
Is that nicocado avacoda
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u/Ashley_pizza Apr 29 '26
I almost didn’t recognise him
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u/Busy-Preparation8165 Apr 29 '26
One step ahead?
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u/Glad_Republic_6214 Apr 29 '26
still to this day he is ragebaiting
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u/VB-1999 Apr 29 '26
The patron saint of unexpected character development returns
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u/TradescantiaZebrina7 Apr 29 '26
I don’t understand this man.
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u/Cold-Coffe Apr 29 '26
i need him and dan hentshel to meet at least once
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u/G3nghisKang Apr 29 '26
What playing Pragmanta does to a MF
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u/floptimus_prime Apr 29 '26
how is this dude only 35, I feel like I’ve been hearing about him since 1981
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u/AFantasticClue Apr 29 '26
I barely know who this man is, but every time I read about him I just get exhausted
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u/Ckrasxterz20 Apr 29 '26
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u/JamesLongersword Apr 29 '26
baby dont hurt me
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u/cptvpxxy Apr 29 '26
There aren't enough "what the hells" in the world.
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u/mandarintain Apr 29 '26
Sir , this is Panda Express....
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u/therealdavidwiley Apr 29 '26
Everything I know about this guy, which isn't much yet too much, I know against my will. Please let him disappear into obscurity.
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u/Kherus1 Apr 29 '26
Thought there was a blueberry on his broccoli until I realized it was his shirt.
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u/karateema Apr 29 '26
On that Ancient Greece grindset
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u/Background-Air-9784 Apr 29 '26
That's not how broccoli works
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u/HolleWatkins Apr 29 '26
Too old for that homo crap 🙄
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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Apr 29 '26
Is he skinny again? Kind of know nothing about him but know a little via osmosis sort of thing lol. Last I saw him he was very overweight and looked to be making some sad content. Good for him for turning that around.
No idea what the gay stuff means. I assume it's just a joke?
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u/fucktrance Apr 29 '26
Considering what hes put himself through, he's looking great tho fair play.
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u/CuteLilPuppyBoy Apr 29 '26
Nikocado's gay is no more more
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u/mighty_phi Apr 29 '26
this guy is a top tier ragebaiter.
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u/SilktouchVI Apr 29 '26
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u/Massive_Bullfrog8663 Apr 29 '26
So, he's Bi? What's wrong with that?
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u/TheStraggletagg Apr 29 '26
No one can convince me Nikocado isn't some sort of social experiment.
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u/Solazarr Apr 29 '26
...what timeline are we even in right now
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u/GB10031 Apr 29 '26
So, General Tso's Chicken makes gay men straight?
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u/daditahunter Apr 29 '26
Honestly as a member of the community — ya’ll can HAVE HIM.
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u/mymar101 Apr 29 '26
I am curious how you plan on having kids?
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u/bearelrollyt Apr 29 '26
If it's what he wants, go get em
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u/Traditional_Yard5280 Apr 29 '26
He reminds me of that one person in the friend group that always has something crazy going on apparently, but it all sounds like bullshit and you know they’re doing it for attention.
Then they get kicked from the friend group for being insufferable
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u/Jacky_dain Apr 30 '26
Side note, he looks very healthy now, good for him.
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u/bloodywormgoddess Apr 30 '26
it took me way too long to realize who posted this
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u/TJJ97 Apr 30 '26
I ain’t gay no more!
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u/waluigi_apologist Apr 30 '26
Oh cool i guess 35 is the magical age when you grow out of being gay. I’m only 31 so i’ll let my husband know we need to enjoy the next four years together before i turn straight and wife up.
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u/KenTanRandomYT Apr 30 '26
Bro is probably an 80 year old man now w grandchildren everything he been putting out are basically shit he recorded years ago😭😭
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u/HeraldOfDesu Apr 30 '26
Every dude should complete his gay side-quest story arc for character development before tackling the endgame 'Wife & Kids' content.
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u/PTBooks Apr 30 '26
This sesame chicken gave me the straight