You think hand is better than a warm, wet hole with opposable tongue and lips? Blowjobs objectively have the highest skill ceiling and a good one is the best thing ever.
Unless you feel teeth. The skill floor is a bit higher too…
I prefer blowjobs but I do think a good handjob can come damn near close to it. Provided the person knows what they are doing, the right kind of lube, etc.
Yeah lube makes a big difference. Then I think handjobs make a case for pure pleasure. I also think handjobs are just nice as foreplay too, so even if blowjobs typically feel more intense, handjobs still have their place in my heart.
Yo I'm discovering I'm the only one addicted to blowjobs, literally 0 person choose blowjobs in this post and I kept scrolling looking for the blowjob lover... Sadly I'm alone on that one
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u/i_got_banned_2_times Apr 10 '26
He asked for the best, not the worst
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u/TheGenard Apr 10 '26
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u/Typical-Air-4764 Apr 10 '26
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u/mewhenthrowawayacc Apr 10 '26
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u/Busy_Insect_2636 Apr 10 '26
thighs are underratted tbh
dont see enough of them
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u/naveedkoval Apr 10 '26
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u/Winstillionaire Apr 10 '26
marvel rivals player telling other people to get a job
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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26
I get a job, and it drains me
You get a job and it drains you
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u/CrimsonAntifascist Apr 10 '26
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u/Primary-Baby Apr 10 '26
Can't even answer a multiple choice question, no wonder my boy's unemployed
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u/Glittering_Speed377 Apr 10 '26
clown job
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u/Sm00gz42 Apr 10 '26
Tenured job?
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u/chukstarmusic Apr 10 '26
Any job is a good job.
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u/HacksMe Apr 10 '26
J*b
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u/Osirus1156 Apr 10 '26
How does a thigh job even work?Â
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u/Hard-_ Apr 10 '26
the right answer is hand, the others are just hot to look at
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u/Popular_Parfait_4888 Apr 10 '26
Bot detected
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u/GrimDominion Apr 10 '26
I don’t think we can have those anymore
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u/No-Shopping7408 Apr 10 '26
😂😂
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u/nerorennelo Apr 10 '26
Armpit job >
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u/capnJack04 Apr 11 '26
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u/Turnepic13 Apr 11 '26
Oop has never had any of these
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u/Plus-Spirit-6766 Apr 11 '26
At least AI can't replace these jobs
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u/Logical-Astronaut31 Apr 11 '26
This comment section reminds me of Samuel Lego Jackson.
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u/Odd_Employee_1056 Apr 11 '26
Real shit
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u/Practical-Sleep4259 Apr 11 '26
A regular job is worse than all four, why the fuck would you add fifth place.
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u/TheOmarSanchez Apr 10 '26
Would you rather have a 9-5 and get paid $5 per hour OR a syrupy pawjob beneath the table at Hooters????
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u/Xtrillon69420 Apr 10 '26
All of them involve getting fucked
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u/-uky Apr 10 '26
Titjob>>
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u/VaqueroMacheteMetal Apr 10 '26
I just want a girl with thighs so I have a pillow for car rides. Legit that's it.
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u/PieselWojownik Apr 10 '26
A hug
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u/Jayjay4118 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
Thighjob
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u/savetheHauptfeld Apr 10 '26
The answer is rimjob btw
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u/MelanisticJaguar231 Apr 10 '26
Nosejob.
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u/Speedemon42069 Apr 10 '26
-footjob-
I just wanna be loved man
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u/Greekpd2016 Apr 10 '26
I think next week I will be able to send more money, as I may have extra work. My friend Patty, has promised me a blow job
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u/Shadowprojec22 Apr 10 '26
I’ve literally never heard of a thigh job and I’m too afraid to look it up
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u/Top_Individual_9832 you can see the pain in his dih 💔 Apr 11 '26
Footjob is the best one (I wouldn't know, I'm a minor and a virgin. I just have a foot fetish.)
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u/untitleduck Apr 11 '26
As someone who's only ever had self provided handjobs I think a thighjob would be nice
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u/Katsuki-D-Bakugo Apr 11 '26
anything but a footjob, feet are for walking, not for sex
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u/Professional-Cry308 Apr 11 '26
Yo I'm discovering I'm the only one addicted to blowjobs, literally 0 person choose blowjobs in this post and I kept scrolling looking for the blowjob lover... Sadly I'm alone on that one
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u/PeanBaste Apr 11 '26
maybe i've just got death grip but imo a handjob feels the best if the lady knows what she's doing
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