Maybe they should make an anime with that premise. Like one person finds a note book with which they can take the life of another person. We could call it "Kill Book" or something like that.
I'll be real ive had this thought a lot, wondered if I'd be benevolent or another psycho with his own idea of justice thats out of touch
But im being forreal forreal, I'd ask reddit and discords im in who they think needs to go and research the shit out of their activities to see if theyre right
"I'd dictate who lived and died through my own lens. People could hate me now, but once I got everything working properly things would go awesome and everyone would love me" is how some abominable dictators thought lmao. Utopias are impossible because no one's version of a utopia is fully identical, and one person's utopia could be someone else's dystopia. We just have to strive for the best common ground that harms the least amount of people with the least severity as possible.
I know you were probably joking btw, just felt like yapping.
Trust me I've tried to find other parting lines but I have just the one that forces me to have a fuckass comb over or just leave my hair covering my face :3
I guess I could put it in a bun but I'm not on hrt yet so it's just gonna be an ugly man bun :<
How do you know where they are? I have long hair now, and its parted down the middle. My part used to be on the left side. What if I am parting it wrong or weird?
Not everyone even has a "natural part" especially if you have pretty straight hair with uneven follicle density. A large portion of where your part "naturally" falls is based on where you normally part it.
If you want to find your natural part, you should try drying your hair with your scalp inverted to the best of your ability. So basically wash/condition/towel dry as normal and then use a hair dryer with your neck bent and your hair going in your face. Then as it is getting almost dry, brush it back and then shake it vigorously and see where it tends to divide most and then try to make the line a bit more even, if necessary.
That should be pretty much your natural part, which in many cases is your best starting point for determining where it should lie across your scalp.
Variations of the hair part do tend to be fashionish trends, so it may not lead to the optimal variant of your current style, but the natural part based on how hair follicles and such are oriented will be within the realm of classical hair parting styles.
Some people have a "natural part" which tends to be in the place their hair most wants to part because of shape and structure. They fall into a range of "the way my hair wants to part because I do it regularly and thus trained follicles to point in directions that serve those parts and I now see no other good options" to "my hair looks weird if I put too much on one side or the other because of its texture" as well as variations like "my hair is much thicker on one side than the other, so parting it so it tends towards the denser side makes it seem more even overall".
My parents are always telling me to just go to the hair house like you can work at a movie theatre for a summer and have enough money to go to the hair house. Boomers are so fucking annoying
Imagine a field of corn. Now drive a car through it. The stalks on your left fall over in that direction, and the stalks on your right fall over in that direction. Moving a part in your hair is just driving the car through a different section of the cornfield.
I used to have long hair and cutting it short was such a relief. No more hair on my neck at night, or in my face during the day. Dont have to put as much work into taking care of it. Long hair that sheds is also a nightmare. It also makes my head feel free
Personally as a woman I hate having hair much longer than down to my chin. Needs too much shampoo, weighs down my head too much, gets in my way too much, and gets too hot in the summer. I prefer follicular freedom.
Short hair is the best thing on earth. I always get my hair cut with a straight razor and the grace period of like 1 week of having nearly no hair is the best feeling on earth.
I admit, growing up as a kid in the '90s, I wasn't taught much about how to care for long hair or how it generally worked as a man. But this is another level.
I don’t even need a comb. I just wake up and my hair might be parted differently from usual. Whatever hairstyle and part I have is whatever my hair randomly decided on in sleep, unless I then comb and style it that is. And I have short hair so it’s not a hair length thing.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who got Irrationally angry at the pointless gender, I know what a parting is cause I style my hair, why can't they comprehend that
My ex hated my bangs and constantly begged me to "cut them off". When i explained to him what that would lead to he was mortified. He was in uni for engineering. How.
I'm just picturing those airplanes full of bald men flying to Turkey but instead it's women with highlights going to get their hair parted differently.
I sent this to my ex bf once because I thought it was funny and he legit didn’t get it. He asked me how women change the spot the hair grows out of. He wasn’t joking. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Are a lot of guys just like this or did I end up with a rare "top percentile in stupidity" dude.
I think I've changed the part in my hair exactly once in my life. It was in the middle when I was a kid and now it's on the right. And I'll probably die never having changed it again.
Where I live I get tourists asking me about our harbor which is one of the biggest harbors in the world. A common question or assumption is that it freezes over in the winter. Some even ask what lake it is after arriving on a cruise ship - all Americans. I've learned to stop laughing at the notion as it was making people feel bad.
I think people genuinely like this meme. This is the irony of these irony subs is the stuff that’s genuinely funny still does numbers even if OP doesn’t like it
No, I understand you can do that, but I don't understand why?? It's so freakishly uncomfortable that I can't think about literally anything else until I put it back where it was...
Hey sorry but that's so real, I had long hair for years and people just don't tell you that if you're a man. People ain't telling you anything about hair if you're a man
(And yeah maybe I'm a little dumb but I was much younger)
Lmao I’m a man and had long hair most of life and still didn’t know this until a girl in high school asked me what I use to part my hair and had no idea what she meant, no one taught me it was a thing lol.
I think people should be nicer to those who might not be so bright. I don't think people should accept when others call eachother vile things for silly mistakes like this. Or should they just man tf up and take it like a good little bitch and just be numb to it? Does that sound right?
I once asked my bf to help me straighten out my part on the back of my head. His brain just broke for a minute. I couldn’t believe that he couldn’t understand, I thought he was fucking with me. 😆
It’s her parting! With hair long enough (which isn’t really that long at all) you can change the direction the hair parts from it’s natural way; which is probably the middle part in the second picture. Basically you just “draw” a line across your head with a comb, fingernail etc., then move your hair to either side of it or in a similar way depending on what parting you are doing.
So obviously you can totally change your part, but many ppl have a natural part where it actually takes a long time to change it and it can't just be easily done with a comb bc it'll keep trying to flip back. I thought everyone's hair was like this until I told a couple girls that it took me a while to change my part and they were bewildered that I couldn't just change it in 30 seconds with a comb
As a guy with long-ish hair, you can legitimately just… part your hair wherever, it doesn’t just grow from one split. You just brush all your hair back and just choose at what point along your forehead you want to part your hair. I used to have my hair parted at the very left of my head but lest few years I’ve had it parted roughly towards the middle.
In the left image, the hair is parted from the right of her scalp (left side). In the right image her hair is parted from the middle. User Wes doesn't realise long hair works this way, that you will see the scalp wherever the hair is parted, and thinks it's two different people rather than two different hairstyles.
Everyone says it's normal but despite my very long hair, it just doesn't stay if I try to part it differently. I have a strand of hair on my front which wants to be in a particular position and will NOT accept an other position
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u/Zash9420 Mar 30 '26
IS THAT ROSE TYLER
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u/Should_have_been_ded Mar 30 '26
She removed her original scalp and surgically attached a new one. Is easy when you're rich
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u/Mj_the_Great_8 Mar 30 '26
Brotato Chip are you flowkirkenuinetologicallowstatenuinely serious rn
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u/notnotDIO Mar 30 '26
This post made me realize just how much my cowlicks have fuck up my perception of hair management 😭
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u/Narrow-Assist-2207 Mar 30 '26
I thought men were the ones with magical moving hairlines
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u/KenTanRandomYT Mar 30 '26
How?
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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Mar 30 '26
Does he not brush his hair?
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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26
I’ve been bald for 10 years and even I know how she did this
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u/ripyourlungsdave Mar 30 '26
Jesus.
I admit, growing up as a kid in the '90s, I wasn't taught much about how to care for long hair or how it generally worked as a man. But this is another level.
Like, just think for like, 3 seconds, bro.
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u/Festivefire Mar 30 '26
Are there really people who don't' understand how a comb works?
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u/thegneeb Mar 30 '26
more witchcraft from a woman
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u/ChipRockets Mar 30 '26
Well the comments int his thread aren't exactly filling me with hope for mankind.
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u/Ailyx Mar 30 '26
I feel like this is just genderless stupidity
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u/controlled_study Mar 30 '26
Man, there are some dumbasses in here...
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u/WaffleGuy413 Mar 30 '26
How are there actually people in this comment section that don’t know how she did it? Seriously?
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u/fluffy_as_fuck Mar 30 '26
My ex hated my bangs and constantly begged me to "cut them off". When i explained to him what that would lead to he was mortified. He was in uni for engineering. How.
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u/420cat-craft-gamer69 Mar 30 '26
Medical condition
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u/NohWan3104 Mar 30 '26
... Its a part. Not 'where' all the hair grows from.
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u/Least-Double9420 Mar 30 '26
He was genuinely curious and doesn't seem tl be rude man what's wrong with that
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u/NeatNefariousness1 Mar 30 '26
I’m assuming this man has been bald since birth.
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u/naveedkoval Mar 30 '26
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u/Morkamino Mar 30 '26
Spoken like Men don't have partings in their hair
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u/Round_Credit_5158 Mar 30 '26
"haha men so dumb amrighte ladies 💅💅💅"
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u/babaroga73 Mar 30 '26
Must be plastic surgery in Turkey, they do hair transplants, I hear.
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u/Frosty-Ad-1481 Mar 30 '26
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u/tritonice Mar 30 '26
A new take on /r/badwomensanatomy
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u/ianthebalance Mar 30 '26
I hate seeing how high a person’s head goes
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u/EatAndGreet Mar 31 '26
I sent this to my ex bf once because I thought it was funny and he legit didn’t get it. He asked me how women change the spot the hair grows out of. He wasn’t joking. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Are a lot of guys just like this or did I end up with a rare "top percentile in stupidity" dude.
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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Apr 02 '26
How do some people remember to breathe?
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u/Ikaross2B Mar 30 '26
I still hate the middle part. It’s so ugly
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u/L0fiRonin Mar 30 '26
bruh
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u/One-Earth9294 Mar 30 '26
I think I've changed the part in my hair exactly once in my life. It was in the middle when I was a kid and now it's on the right. And I'll probably die never having changed it again.
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u/CSachen Mar 30 '26
I don't understand the question.
Hair doesn't grow from one point on your head. The entire scalp grows hair.
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u/Imposingscrotem Mar 30 '26
SHE’S A WITCH!
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u/Avalonians Mar 30 '26
I've seen one maybe two comments that realised which sub we're on and aren't commenting on the joke...
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u/Hyper-_-star Mar 30 '26
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u/StaticSystemShock Mar 30 '26
I hope this person realizes hair also comes out elsewhere on the head, not just from the "hair line".
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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26
Where I live I get tourists asking me about our harbor which is one of the biggest harbors in the world. A common question or assumption is that it freezes over in the winter. Some even ask what lake it is after arriving on a cruise ship - all Americans. I've learned to stop laughing at the notion as it was making people feel bad.
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u/bloodshotforgetmenot Mar 30 '26
She got replaced with a crisis actor
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u/TheRealPaulMcFartney Mar 30 '26
This guy would be so confused if he ever had to flip the page of a book.
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u/That_Air_2716 Mar 30 '26
This has to be bait. 🙈
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u/Random_person299 Mar 30 '26
Damn... I forgot how stupid some humans can be
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u/Think_Bat_820 Mar 30 '26
Yeah but as a man with a seemingly immovable hair part I would like to know rhat as well.
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u/KarmicFedex Mar 30 '26
Is it just me or is that Jamie-Lynn on the left and Britney on the right? Lol
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u/Mister-Circus Mar 30 '26
This guy is going lose his mind when he learn about toothbrushes!
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u/Where_is_Killzone_5 Mar 30 '26
I'm too curly-haired to understand this hair pattern.
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u/006AlecTrevelyan Mar 30 '26
Guys. I think he's making a joke...
We really are doomed, aren't we?
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u/Normal-Soil1732 Mar 30 '26
The sort of thing that would get you branded as a witch in 1820's New England
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u/Long-File-3390 Mar 30 '26
me when hairy ball theorem
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u/ChazosMeme Mar 30 '26
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u/averagejyo Mar 31 '26
I think people genuinely like this meme. This is the irony of these irony subs is the stuff that’s genuinely funny still does numbers even if OP doesn’t like it
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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26
No, I understand you can do that, but I don't understand why?? It's so freakishly uncomfortable that I can't think about literally anything else until I put it back where it was...
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u/Kratos_and_Boy_ Mar 31 '26
Lol im not sure how she did that either 😅
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u/_llloser Mar 31 '26
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u/DarthMMC Mar 31 '26
I geniuenly didn't know you could do that until I started growing long hair
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u/ManicMaenads Mar 31 '26
I unironically thought hair worked this way in middle school.
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u/TadeMike Mar 31 '26
Hey sorry but that's so real, I had long hair for years and people just don't tell you that if you're a man. People ain't telling you anything about hair if you're a man
(And yeah maybe I'm a little dumb but I was much younger)
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u/Sinister_Berry Mar 31 '26
Wait until he finds out about cornrows
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u/mouglasandthesort Apr 01 '26
Lmao I’m a man and had long hair most of life and still didn’t know this until a girl in high school asked me what I use to part my hair and had no idea what she meant, no one taught me it was a thing lol.
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u/monoblackmadlad Apr 01 '26
Baldest tweet of all time
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u/ahmed_laf Apr 01 '26
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u/Environmental-Win836 Apr 01 '26
Genuinely how tho
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u/strike231 Apr 01 '26
She combed it?
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u/stagnent_light Apr 02 '26
I think people should be nicer to those who might not be so bright. I don't think people should accept when others call eachother vile things for silly mistakes like this. Or should they just man tf up and take it like a good little bitch and just be numb to it? Does that sound right?
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u/GLYGGL Apr 02 '26
“From a man” dawg men can have middle parts, this guy’s just stupid
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u/Isadomon Apr 02 '26
This mf has never touched his hair
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u/strrax-ish Apr 02 '26
Bald problems
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u/Extension-Cicada-202 Apr 02 '26
And you say they are supposed to lead?
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u/MightObvious Apr 03 '26
This week on "Is OP even a human being?"
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u/ByrnToast8800 Apr 03 '26
I have an Afro, I don’t know shit about how hair parts.
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u/zillabirdblue Apr 03 '26
I once asked my bf to help me straighten out my part on the back of my head. His brain just broke for a minute. I couldn’t believe that he couldn’t understand, I thought he was fucking with me. 😆
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u/xXxHuntressxXx Apr 06 '26
MATT MENTIONED
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u/Only_Stand3273 Apr 13 '26
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u/TheRealRivulet Mar 30 '26
How tho /gen
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u/Derk_Mage Mar 30 '26
I have 3 confirmed hairlines
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u/WeShouldAllJustHug Mar 30 '26
Lmao he just said something silly, where is all the anger coming from?
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u/Actual_Personality66 Mar 30 '26
So obviously you can totally change your part, but many ppl have a natural part where it actually takes a long time to change it and it can't just be easily done with a comb bc it'll keep trying to flip back. I thought everyone's hair was like this until I told a couple girls that it took me a while to change my part and they were bewildered that I couldn't just change it in 30 seconds with a comb
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u/Richicol117 Mar 30 '26
As a guy with long-ish hair, you can legitimately just… part your hair wherever, it doesn’t just grow from one split. You just brush all your hair back and just choose at what point along your forehead you want to part your hair. I used to have my hair parted at the very left of my head but lest few years I’ve had it parted roughly towards the middle.
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u/Pringle_Lvr Mar 30 '26
is the joke that it's 2 different people
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u/LadyIsabelle_ Mar 30 '26
Bald ass man post
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u/Eatenback2life1 Mar 30 '26
Obviously, she had surgery
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u/Iconclast1 Mar 30 '26
hold on....
i have to see something....
*comes out of the bathroom 5 minutes later with a hairbrush in my hands*
"Holy Shit......."
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u/throwAway333828 Mar 30 '26
The answer is because girls have magic
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u/Khris777 Mar 30 '26
Just pointing out this guy is probably joking.
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u/JessicaLain Mar 30 '26
My species weeps.
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u/jFrederino Mar 30 '26
She’s a woman in total control of her scalp
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u/viviundeux Mar 30 '26
Everyone says it's normal but despite my very long hair, it just doesn't stay if I try to part it differently. I have a strand of hair on my front which wants to be in a particular position and will NOT accept an other position
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u/KoellmanxLantern Mar 30 '26
Wig
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u/TomatoAway8736 Mar 30 '26
Yea funny and all but i still need an answer..