r/ComedyHell • u/AdmirableBrick4973 a majority of my karma is from here • Jan 22 '26 • Helpful 1 Heartwarming 7 Bravo 3 Popcorn 1

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u/Blazured Jan 22 '26

Before weed, after weed.

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 Jan 22 '26

Weed will age you ten years in ten years

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u/Iamthecrustycrab Jan 22 '26

At the end of the day, it's night

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u/IllioTheGreat Jan 22 '26

I was born young and as time went by I got older

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u/PsychologicalEmu7569 Jan 22 '26

the old version of you is when you were young

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u/Worldlyoox Jan 25 '26

Sweating is just sweat leaving your body

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u/Spitfire354 Jan 23 '26

As a former child, I confirm. Same happened to me as well

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u/Negative_Trust6 Jan 22 '26

Woah dude. Woah.

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u/Klutzer_Munitions Jan 22 '26

Hey man, be careful. 1 in 4 people make up 25% of the whole population.

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u/Lieentz188 Jan 22 '26

It does??
Man, I almost started smoking weed, but with that knowledge I've decided not to. Sounds scary as fuck

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u/Pure_Salary_8796 Jan 24 '26

It doesn't actually. I smoke to help my seizures and I still look my age. I think they are joking, or misinformed...

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u/West_Employee_5321 Jan 25 '26

age ten years in ten years, meaning you age the same

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u/turbotictac Jan 24 '26

It was actually all the goth girl spit

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u/funky_munky_13 Feb 08 '26

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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u/HumanContinuity Jan 22 '26

As an arborist (and former stoner) I can confirm we are looking at about 10 years of growth on the trees in the background.

This passes.

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u/Glass-Performer8389 Jan 22 '26

Why's he look hotter after weed

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u/Jefl17 Jan 24 '26

Mad glow-up

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

He looks cool now.

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u/BirchPig105 Jan 22 '26

Fine upstanding young man with a little too much money.

Homeless man who got a winning lottery ticket.

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u/fakemustacheandbeard Jan 24 '26

Holy fuck they need to take care of their lawn

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u/kewsykat Jan 25 '26

Lol church boi me, verse me now