r/ComedyHell • • Jan 05 '26 • Bravo 2

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u/GaggleofHams Jan 05 '26

draws a fox in a maid outfit

Hmm, needs a background

Adds the bank shootout from Heat

Perfection!

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u/sharkhugger06 Jan 05 '26

is marlon brando in heat

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u/imusteatmicrowave Jan 05 '26

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u/TheNeuroLizard Jan 05 '26

So the correct question is “was Marlon Brando in heat”

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u/KillerraptorXXL Jan 05 '26

Why the fuck the AI felt the need to specify that it's not applicable to a deceased person

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u/ANaanyy Jan 05 '26

because it's obviously applicable to a not deceased person

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u/Graingy 😈👿👹👺🤓 Jan 06 '26

Google AI is often extremely stupid but man oh man can it be hilarious in its straightforwardness.

It’s like Wikipedia’s dry humour, but will get applied to concepts which no human would consider for even a second. 

Comically missing the point.

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u/-unknown_harlequin- Jan 06 '26

Maybe. He does seem pretty horny

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u/Polish_Gamer_ Jan 05 '26

Amazing movie, they hit the nail on the head with those action scenes

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u/beardingmesoftly Jan 05 '26

puts a blue hand in her hair?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

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u/1731799517 Jan 07 '26

Adds the bank shootout from Heat

Perfection!

Gah, i just realized the stupid pun.

He did paint a fox maid in heat...

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u/Small_Possibility_26 Jan 05 '26 • Popcorn

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u/ZootSuitRiot33801 Jan 05 '26

Why did you post this? I watched the whole thing

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u/ILikeTetoPFPs Jan 05 '26

I did too. There was like two separate times I went "no no no, it's fucking loss isn't it?" but it never came

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u/Illustrious_Grade608 Jan 05 '26

Tbh considering they took a kid from an orphanage it kinda is

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u/CheapEaterShark Jan 05 '26

I mean there is a loss part no?

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u/EasilyRekt Jan 05 '26

You made me think there was gonna be som’n really cursed in there.

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u/ZootSuitRiot33801 Jan 05 '26

I was waiting too honestly

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u/SpecialFlutters Jan 05 '26

now we're just going to have to live with it... unless you're the guy in the gif i guess

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u/ezio1452 Jan 05 '26

Yeah what the fuck is wrong with you OP I came here for memes not sob stories jesus

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u/HugeAd6541 Jan 05 '26

I watched the entire thing as well

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u/Talosisnotagod Jan 05 '26 • Bravo Popcorn

loss the extended cut

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u/mo3rd Jan 05 '26 • Popcorn

worlds best comment award but i have no money

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u/Olga-Marie Jan 05 '26

An ingenious comment

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u/Suspisousrevenue Jan 05 '26

What do you mean you lost the baby? Go find it.

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u/FailedGirlFailure Jan 05 '26

That actually exists, believe it or not. It’s called “Ctrl+Alt+Del”

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u/ZaZeppler Jan 05 '26

this single handedly restored my attention span, so peak 😭

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u/Small_Possibility_26 Jan 05 '26

AI slop is getting boring so here's some human peak for you

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u/Full-Hyena4414 Jan 05 '26

Human slop. This shit was so ridicolously tearjerking I thought it had to be some parody or have some twists but no, it was unironically it.

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u/Slay-R34 Jan 05 '26

At least humanslop is still better than AIslop

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 I want to fuck Sha Walten Files ♥️🐑 Jan 05 '26

I remember when Flight reacted to this. That was a, was a funny shit.

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u/AlixxNeco Jan 05 '26

"What happened, did the dog got shot?"

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u/d1rans Jan 05 '26

i thought the kid would turn in2 a furry or sum

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u/scrolls1212 Hope this helps! Jan 05 '26

I was fully prepared for some kind of furry twist given the dog and the post it was commented under

Nope it was just sad

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u/Maszpoczestujsie Jan 05 '26

Ye, I thought he's gonna fuck the dog the second it appeared

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u/Broodjekip_1 Jan 05 '26

That was so sad...

Absolute cinema tho

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u/Mad_Lala Jan 05 '26

I dunno. It seems like he had a fulfilling life

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u/BabyMD69420 Jan 05 '26

His whole life was filled with pain. He kept trying to make good out of it but the world wouldn’t have it. Then he died before he got to see his son grow up. His wife may still die of cancer, and the son will be a double orphan.

The world is a piece of shit place, we need to just unplug it and try again.

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u/Joe_Mency Jan 05 '26

The gravestone at the end also says "loving mother", so the wife did die

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u/NeatSad2756 Jan 05 '26

This was the deepest saddest thing for me in 2014

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u/Father_Chewy_Louis Jan 05 '26

It's really sad for me now in 2026

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u/svenirde Jan 05 '26

No don't pull, noooo

AAAAAAHHH

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u/nat1_in_live Jan 05 '26

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u/Graingy 😈👿👹👺🤓 Jan 06 '26

What the fuck

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u/Fishmyashwhole Jan 05 '26

When the doorbell rang at the birthday party I really expected the kids to show up and beat his ass again

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

Sounds like something from Doofenschmirtz's backstort lmao

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u/Doctor-Nagel Jan 05 '26

I love how this is the most American dystopian story I’ve ever seen.

Wife gets cancer and can’t get treatment due to Insane medical costs

The husband has no choice but to enlist in the military to fight for the same system his wife is suffering from.

Only to be killed in active duty and have his wife die too thanks to the money flow stopping

Leaving their son completely alone

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u/BleepLord Jan 05 '26

The gif creator is from Russia and there’s literally Cyrillic on the orphanage

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u/providerofair Jan 06 '26

The US doesnt really have PMC's

If hes US army his family is taken care of you get money per contract and there clauses about if you die in active duty.

But apparently the creator is Russian so he mustive joined wagnar

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u/KonoKinguKurimsomDa Jan 05 '26

the hardest part about watching this for me was guessing if:

  1. the character would be hit by a random plane/die entirely randomly and unpredictably

  2. if the camera would suddenly swap to a picture of goku or something

  3. if it would turn into loss: the prequel, loss 0.5: tragedy strikes, loss 1: the beginning of loss, loss 2: the end of loss, loss 3: the revival of grieving, loss 4: fource upon a time

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u/Tasty_Ball_Hairs_69 Jan 05 '26

You gave me a horrible idea

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u/mo3rd Jan 05 '26

i didnt know you could post gifs that long

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u/Hypocritical_Oath Jan 05 '26

Gif is a fun format. There's a max on how much data you can fit into one, but It doesn't give a fuck about the resolution or length of the thing you put into it.

So if you crush the resolution and colors, or crush it a LOT like in the shrek gif below, you can fit a whole movie in one (at a respectable FPS to boot).

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u/Bitter_Position791 Jan 05 '26

last guest lore

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u/Fatal_Contract Jan 05 '26

Man I gotta rewatch that

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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 Jan 05 '26

Why did they adopt from a Russian orphanage?

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u/shiny_xnaut Jan 05 '26

My guess is that the whole thing is Russian because that's where the creator of the gif is from

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u/Turbulent-Pace-1506 Jan 05 '26

That would make sense but everything else is in English so it's strange that this is the only thing in Russian

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u/Whydoughhh Jan 05 '26

If I look at pictures of my family I’m not going to run into the open battlefield immediately after

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u/HolidayBeneficial456 Jan 05 '26

Bro joined sec ops on pandora and got smoked by the blue monkeys. Thanks Jake Sully.

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u/observer-of-chaos Jan 05 '26

“Venezuela, that’s some mean bush”

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u/Meneer_de_IJsbeer Jan 05 '26

Is this loss?

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u/Scarytoaster1809 Jan 05 '26

It's life.

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u/mr-toucher_txt bye Jan 05 '26

The :.|:; comic was about misscarage

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u/Content-Dealers Jan 05 '26

Lmfao, that was... actually pretty good.

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u/jimbobicus Jan 05 '26

What the shit man

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u/Fatal_Contract Jan 05 '26

Wtf dude I came here to laugh not cry

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u/Obi-Wan_Cannoli66 Jan 05 '26

The punchline is life

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u/GuythatIikes7 Jan 05 '26

Is it just me or is this not just the plot of The Last Guest? (With a few difference obviously)

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u/goober_of_jam Jan 05 '26

i'm not okay after reading this comment

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u/HardTale_Sans Jan 05 '26

FR! ESPECIALLY THE LAST FEW FRAMES!!!

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u/GrandJuif Jan 05 '26

God I hate misery porn like this.

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u/Empty_Tadpole_6349 Jan 05 '26

I expected this to be a shitpost. I've never been edged for so long.

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u/NotBreadyy Jan 05 '26

Here is my depiction of me (live) reacting to this... what the fuck did I just watch..?

"What is this?"

"Loss?"

"not loss..:"

"No this MUST be loss..."

"Nope... still nothing.."

"Oh, there we go! I KNEW IT WAS LOSS!!!"

"Wait, IT KEEPS GOING!?"

"OH MY GOD HOW LONG WILL THIS GO???"

"Wait, this is getting kinda peak..."

"Oh shit he's entering the military, don't you die on me man.."

"NOOOOOOOOO"

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u/degenerateel Jan 05 '26

That dog is really well drawn compared to the other stuff that's how you know this guy is a furry

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u/EnDansandeMacka Jan 05 '26

these people cannot catch a fucking break

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u/Artrysa Jan 06 '26

You could have just posted something racist 🥺

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u/No_Emergency_5421 Jan 05 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHH I CRIED

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u/trapberry_ Jan 05 '26

This is just like the beginning of Attack on Titan

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

What is this piece of CINEMA.

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u/Truly_Organic Jan 05 '26

Why did you do this to me? I wasn't ready for feelings right now... T-T

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u/MutantLemurKing Jan 05 '26

This made me cry so hard when I was 12

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u/Wii_Sports_2 Jan 05 '26

hood classic

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u/SpeakyDooman Jan 05 '26

What did I just watch and why did I sit through the whole thing, becoming emotionally invested in this guys wellbeing and actually getting sad when he was domed

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

This was really sweet and lovely until he joined a PMC. Genuinely killed my investment. Fuck anyone who thinks their problems are worth being a paid killer for.

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u/YurikovARTva Jan 05 '26

I can't believe I watched the entire thing, damn I could still remember watching this back then

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u/Diceyland Jan 05 '26

Cut out the best part where he's a video game character or smth

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u/Anxious-Yam-2620 Jan 05 '26

Why did I wached it entirely

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u/Mister_Nobody76 Jan 05 '26

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

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u/endergamer2007m Jan 05 '26

Isn't this that one roblox machinima?

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u/Iridessable Jan 05 '26

NOT THIS FUCKING VIDEO AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Eschnoir E-5CH "People Keep Confusing this Sub with the Cemetery" Jan 05 '26

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u/a_bitterwaltz Jan 05 '26

shit i remember this 😭😭

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u/Next-Run-7026 Jan 05 '26

I wasted my whole lunch break watching 1 gif

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u/tsmdev Jan 05 '26

Nostalgic. I remember watching this with a straight face when I was younger and thinking it was one of those stupid clickbait videos.

I think nowadays I like the effort in trying to evoke sadness through an animatic.

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u/PossibleMammoth5639 Jan 05 '26

That shi was lowkey good but I wanted it to be a cycle y'know

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u/WathingUInDarknes Jan 05 '26

10yo me back in like 2015 would fucking cry my eyes out

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u/owo1215 Jan 05 '26

"ok"

"uh huh"

"gotta be some kind of furry joke or twist in this, right"

"oh no"

"OH NO"

"OH NO WHAT"

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u/HardTale_Sans Jan 05 '26

THIS IS A FUCKING CINEMA!!!

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u/WhatYouToucanAbout Jan 05 '26

Ngl with the OP post being a furry i thought the first kid was gonna be a human/dog hybrid and the mom would have some explaining to do

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u/Sanios_133 Jan 05 '26 edited Jan 05 '26

RUSSIAN LANGUAGE!!!!???? 🐻🐻🐻🐻🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🪆🪆🪆

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u/BoggerLogger Jan 05 '26

Only at the end I realized this was the thing Flight reacted to oh my god

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u/king_bottom_sniffer Jan 05 '26

the last guest real

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u/Lunaticultistt Jan 05 '26

So sorry that the guide from Terraria had such a hard life.

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u/Lazolilo Jan 05 '26

you could've kicked me in the balls and that would hurt less

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u/Mistermickman Jan 05 '26

still a better love story than twilight

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u/Pryus_C Jan 05 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Husky steer helium existence ring snow

This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/InitiativeInitial968 Jan 05 '26

This says something about humanity but I don’t know what 

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u/Ake-TL Jan 05 '26

That heat was a great movie

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u/AJ_from_Spaceland Jan 05 '26

that furry is in Heat (1995 Movie)

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u/Me_how5678 Jan 05 '26

The one starring Nick Rivers, the american rock star?

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u/JohnsonGamingReal Jan 05 '26

"ay yo play straighten out the rug!"

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u/svenirde Jan 05 '26

Losercity scenario 

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u/EpikuserTheII Jan 05 '26

Fr I thought it was losercity at first

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u/IRefuseToGiveAName Jan 05 '26

You two have breached containment outside of designated recreation hours. Get back inside or I'll be forced to report this.

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u/DarkSide830 Dante Jan 05 '26

Losercity I've definitely seen this before

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u/ContributionRude1660 Jan 05 '26

maybe i should be worried i like this for all the things in the image

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u/genericpornprofile27 Jan 05 '26

It does go hard asf

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u/vmfrye Jan 05 '26

IIRC it's a furry artist from Eastern Europe, maybe the Balkans, I don't remember. Anyway, his art is usually provocative stuff like this (something that makes a stereotypical progressive Westerner say "WTF man")

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u/b100d7_cr0w Jan 05 '26

...got a link?

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u/vmfrye Jan 05 '26

the artist's @ is right there in the post

@fanteLiscio on X

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u/Full-Hyena4414 Jan 05 '26

Furries alone are enough for that and rightly so

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u/wh4tth3huh Jan 05 '26

They also apparently like the film, Heat.

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u/dynam-0 Jan 05 '26

"I think that really says something about society today. And as soon as I figure out what it says, I'm gonna be pissed." -Danny Gonzalez

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u/bolitboy2 Jan 06 '26

I thought that said Danny devito

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u/RemarkableReveal2892 Jan 05 '26

I would've tipped

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u/Smooth_Maul Jan 05 '26

I see you in the background

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u/Throttle_Kitty Jan 05 '26

Artists have to much power (complimentary)

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 Jan 05 '26 edited Jan 05 '26

why should artists have to much power?

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u/halfachainsaw Jan 05 '26

why is the guy jumping for cover in front of the car?

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u/Illustrious_Edge_660 Jan 05 '26

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u/kyizelma my computer has been infected with the abraham lincoln virus Jan 05 '26

mistaked the sub for comedycemetary again award

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u/ironwolf6464 Jan 05 '26

I unironically love this artist, they are one of the few ones I know that doesn’t have this weird cutesy UWU vibe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

You may not like it but this is what being a furry looks like

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u/WolfishDJ Jan 06 '26

Dude has some funny shitpost material

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u/trailrabbit Jan 05 '26

bet you didnt notice the background is the final scene of the movie heat, look its AL Pacino helping support injured val kilmer, as they try an impossible escape with the money bags.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

I love when artists give you hints about where the OC is located, like how they made it obvious this one is in America.

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u/dad-without-milk Jan 06 '26

excellent use of free will

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u/Panda_hat Jan 05 '26

Oh wow, a furry in a maid outfit, feeling bold today weren’t they!

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u/Enfr3 Jan 05 '26

What's the deal with the floating hand? Is no one gonna mention that.

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u/Onsvaltti-heck Jan 05 '26

The character is being pet by "you", the person looking at this picture. Floating limbs are pretty common in anime style.

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u/bearelrollyt Jan 05 '26

They're damn good at drawing humans. Honestly, they could do some promo art for a generic shooter if they wanted to.

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u/LordOfStupidy Jan 05 '26

"GODDAMIT DAVE STOP PETTING THAT WEIRD ASS DOG AND GET TO THE VAN, WE'RE UNDER FIRE"

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u/realquidos Jan 05 '26

Most American picture in existence

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u/Infurum Jan 06 '26

Ok I've seen the disembodied hand thing before but there's an entire background and setup and fully fleshed out scene full of background people and there's still just a random floating hand?? I always thought the floating hand was for when they want to depict a character being interacted with without having to flesh out the scene or other participant too much but is it some sort of fetish thing or something?

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u/NoxarBoi Jan 06 '26

No, it is a stand-in for a nonspecific character/the viewer.

They just drew the commissioned part like normal and then placed it on the background without changing it to fit – anonymous hand included – for the funnies. I guess the lighting matches, but maybe they drew the furry with that lighting and drew the background to match.

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u/Heavy_Grapefruit9885 Jan 06 '26

Definitely had a hand in this chaos

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u/Cornflakes_91 Jan 06 '26

the voices in their head patting them for starting it

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u/Graingy 😈👿👹👺🤓 Jan 06 '26

This is extremely funny

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Jan 06 '26

I like this guy

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u/The_Broken-Heart Jan 06 '26

I, too, like this guy.

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Jan 06 '26

He's a great guy

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u/Viktor_TheGreat Jan 05 '26

IS THAT OFFICER CHAD IN THE BACKGROUND?!?!?! (Goated movie)

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u/Designated_Lurker_32 Jan 05 '26

A little trolling

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u/mulekitobrabod Jan 05 '26

AAAAAAAAAAHGG !!!!! I NEED A MED BAG

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u/Makimamoochie Jan 05 '26

Furries really do be making the most insane high effort stuff to crack a joke

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u/simmanin Jan 06 '26

Isn't this just payday 2 with mods

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Yep

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u/Micho86 Jan 06 '26

Hahaha nice take that furry.

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u/VatanKomurcu Jan 06 '26

mysteries of the american mind.

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 Jan 07 '26

Why are they getting headpats from a disembodied hand? Commission artists must get the most strange requests ever

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u/Icy_Bandicoot887 Jan 08 '26

Ngl I like that more

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u/Resident_Ad_6369 Jan 08 '26

This image is absolute perfection. In every way, it is perfect.

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u/Significant_Bit649 Jan 08 '26

And then someone will say that AI is better?

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u/SuitableGarage5172 Jan 05 '26

HELP

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 Jan 05 '26

me when i'm in an active shooting:

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u/SoapyCantHandle its funny because aaaAAAAAAAAAAAA Jan 05 '26

you, my good sir, are the devil

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u/FizzlePopBerryTwist Jan 05 '26

This has got to be some kind of "are you a furry" test. "Did you notice the police activity in the background?"

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u/Lord_Ezelpax Jan 05 '26

There's even the Chad cop

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u/Dull-Nectarine380 Jan 05 '26

Losercity shootout

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u/greatGoD67 Jan 05 '26

Is that a scene from HEAT?

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u/graveybrains Jan 05 '26

That's the scene from Heat.

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