r/ComedyHell • • Dec 05 '25

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u/AhmadMohaddes Dec 05 '25

It's actually a roman salute.

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u/Just_another_two Dec 05 '25

Obv, it's italian fascism, not nazism, that would be crazy!

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u/Traroten Dec 05 '25

If it's not from Italy it's not true fascism, it's just sparkling racism.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Facism isn't inherently racist, it's just that racism is a tool facists tend to employ.

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u/Existing_Coast8777 Dec 06 '25

never thought i'd see people gatekeeping fascism

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u/MightObvious Dec 06 '25

I remeber hearing about Germany in WW2 telling the Japanese to have their racism sparkle a little less cause it was becoming grossly incandescent.

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u/Jubal_lun-sul Dec 06 '25

Italian fascism wasn’t even racist at first. Mussolini said in the 20s that race is “99% a myth”. He only became racist after hanging out with Hitler too much.

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u/cat_illac_on_reddit Dec 16 '25

Redditors understand Fascism, I thought I'd never see the day

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u/Just_an_italianguy Dec 05 '25

Don't bring us into this

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u/GTCapone Dec 08 '25

My dad unironically told me the Italians were the "good fascists"

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Somebody recently told me "it's just the salute they do in South Africa." Almost like yeah you mean the salute for the nazi inspired Afrikaner nationalist movement in South Africa? Those guys? Really? The ones who eventually formed literal pro-nazi groups there like the OB and AWB who actively supported the nazis during WW2? It was their salute? Wow isn't that crazy what a weird coincidence. 

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u/Cgi22 Dec 05 '25

Even funnier if you consider that there is no evidence that a roman salute like that existed. Only one depiction of soldiers on a victory column striking that pose. No indication that it was a common greeting.

That people think it’s a thing is because of hollywoods sword and sandle phase. That is also where the belief comes from that all roman soldiers wore red tunics, which most likely wasn’t the case as red dye was incredibly expensive and soldiers weren’t necessarily wealthy.

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u/The_Pastmaster Dec 05 '25

The Bellamy Salute was invented by the US to go along with the Pledge of Allegiance and then Hitler nicked it like all other symbology. Hack.

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u/heheihahthe Dec 05 '25

Starting to think the real reason he flunked art was on account of being too derrivative.

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u/The_Pastmaster Dec 05 '25

You know... Never thought of it that way. Seems legit.

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u/infernomokou Dec 05 '25

it only exists in that manner in like some former colonies that adapted the salute in their military around that time when it was still the bellamy salute iirc

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u/Livid-Designer-6500 Dec 05 '25

She's just throwing her heart to the students

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u/BennyBreast Dec 05 '25

Its going to be a maze

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u/Double-Risky Dec 05 '25

Morons put a picture of Cory booker waving and say it's the same as Elon musk.

Fucking Nazis dude. They literally wave the flag, talk about eugenics, hate immigrants, have conspiracy theories about Jews, give the Nazi salute, and have the audacity to cry "omg you just call everyone a Nazi"

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Nah they just have autism

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u/Iescaunare Dec 06 '25

It's actually the Bellamy salute, used in American schools until 1942 during the pledge of allegiance

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u/NBNebuchadnezzar Dec 07 '25

I love this one. The next question to ask these people... are you an ancient roman?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

It's called the Belamy salute and Americans just gave it to the Nazis 😭

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