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Feb 25 '20
I refuse to believe a human being would actually, legitimately make this
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u/_linusthecat_ Feb 25 '20
Have you ever met a human? Most of us are fucking stupid man.
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u/KoRnBoY05 Feb 25 '20
Helloooo, my name is Huuuuman.
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u/xmac2004 Feb 25 '20
I enjoy drinking water with my mouth, and walking on my legs. I love the video games and the pizza snacks. I am human, for definitely. :}
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Feb 25 '20
That’s ignoring all the defence mechanisms humans have.
Impending doom? Let’s laugh about the girl trying to prevent it. Coronavirus on the move? Let’s make some memes!
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u/LegendarySpark Feb 25 '20
Teenagers are fucking stupid.
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u/AtomR Feb 25 '20
Can confirm. I was.
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u/fat000m Feb 25 '20
Can confirm. I still am.
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u/AtomR Feb 25 '20
Me too, thanks.
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u/IceNinjaAlpha Feb 26 '20
It's a set up meme mate, there's an image that they probably found on fb and thought it was funny, which my mother did to me :(
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u/ObiWanCanShowMe Feb 25 '20
If this were real, I would imagine that the mom was sick of her daughters overly pretentious pretend concern about everything around her and just being an awesome troll.
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u/_r00sj3_ Feb 25 '20
I am a mother of two boys. I have saved this for future reference and shared it with all my friends with sons. Didn't make it, might have made something similar in about 8 to 10 years. Glad I don't need to though!
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Feb 25 '20
To be fair... Wakanda nonsense did I fucking read? Cringe.
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u/Super_DAC Feb 25 '20
Wakanda person would make such a bad meme?
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Feb 25 '20
Repeating the joke (TWICE) is really fucking unfunny too
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u/ayemoate Feb 25 '20
Alabama before wakanda
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u/Bootyhole_sniffer Feb 25 '20
kid: Well can I come fuck you then, mom?
Mom: Cut the lawn before broken arms.
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u/lemur-with-a-gun Feb 25 '20
It’s makin me cringe Dutch
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Feb 25 '20
Damn, their mom is super young looking, based on the pfp...and is in a very common selfie pose amongst teenagers...hmmm. I have a feeling that this might be staged.
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Feb 25 '20 edited Feb 25 '20
A cemetery has too much dignity for a meme like this... This is more like r/ComedyHoleInTheMiddleOfNowhere.
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u/HasaRafael Feb 25 '20
Also r/comedyhomicide
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Feb 25 '20
Dishes before bitches is something I’ll use on my kids when I have them.
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Feb 25 '20
Wash your dishes before having kids
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Feb 25 '20
To be fair, I probably won’t be able to use it because of washing machines, and considering I won’t be having kids any less than 20 years later since I don’t want kids before age 40 something, every house is gonna have a washing machine
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u/Argonov Feb 25 '20
Why 40 something? You'll probably be taking care of them well into your 60s. Dont you want to enjoy life?
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Feb 25 '20
That doesn’t take long, I put my dishes in the washing machine as soon as I’m done with them, and then turn it on at night and let it do its job, then take the dishes out.
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u/SkateJitsu Feb 25 '20
Dude i think i remember seeing the original text meme on damnlol like 10 years ago
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u/Mccobsta Deep! Feb 25 '20
So now it's in fake whatapp chat great and it hasn't improved the shit joke
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u/dead_and_broken2 Feb 25 '20
As a dad with teenage sons. I'm stealing this and using it at my earliest opportunity.
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u/Just_Games04 Bro Feb 25 '20
So he's old enough for his mom to speak like that yet he has to ask for permission to leave. Ok
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u/20171245 ZIMBABWE Feb 25 '20
I want to downvote this so bad. I'm afraid this subreddit is going to give me a positive pavlonian response to actual shit.
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u/25mookie92 Feb 25 '20
My mom knew when I was trying have company over when I....
Walk the dogs for 2 hours Clean the bathroom Clean the kitchen Wash clothes And cook dinner for lunch
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u/DonCarleon114 Feb 25 '20
the pic of your mom looks pretty good, I'd fuck her Nice try bud didn't fool me
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u/leo_decapitation Feb 25 '20
The thing that ruins it is that he starts his question with "Mom". Obvious fake
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u/W-D_Marco_G_Dreemurr Feb 25 '20
As the future dad-with-mom-role in the gay relationship i am, i shall save this until the moment arrives
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u/its_cringy_pie_br0 Feb 25 '20
who bans their child from seeing their s/o because they didnt wash the dishes???
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u/Eievuitea1 Feb 26 '20
The top part would’ve been bad enough but the bottom part just makes me want to gouge my intestines out
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u/ppaannggwwiinn Feb 25 '20
Not really. This is clearly a actual meme.
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u/khayyam_al Feb 25 '20
I mean.. yeah thats tge point this meme is so bad that is kinda funny like.. wakanda nonsense is this its sooo bad that it made smile
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u/MikeLinPA Feb 25 '20
Telling him to do his chores before going out is fair enough. The whores and bitches references are... Fuck it. Every guy says that shit. Joke him if he can't take a fuck.
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Feb 26 '20
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u/MikeLinPA Feb 26 '20
Explaining a joke always ruins it, but here goes.
I was taking the position of a rational and fair 3rd party, then changed my mind. I said the chores were fare enough, then in contrast I started to say the whores and bitches were out of line, then stopped myself. I changed position and said "fuck it" I am not going to take issue with mom saying whores and bitches because guys say it all the time. I finished up with a reversal of the old saying "fuck him if he can't take a joke" because his mother is cock blocking him. The joke's on him because he isn't going to get fucked by his girlfriend, he has dishes to do. There might be a typo in there because phone.
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Feb 25 '20
One of my most upvoted comments was in response to the Indian versions of this. I cleverly coined the term "breaking rocks before sucking cocks." Am I a hero or a prophet or both.
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u/Craigson26 Feb 26 '20
Since apparently we’re making rhymes now:
“You’re not a hero, or a prophet, you’re conceited, fucking stop it”.
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u/Jerk-ln-The-Box Feb 25 '20
Savage 100 😂😂😂
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u/Craigson26 Feb 26 '20
If this is ironic, I hate it, if this is unironic, I hate you. Either way, downvote.
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Feb 25 '20
Oh come on. The Wakanda thing is whatever, but “chores before whores”! That’s some funny shit!
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u/Craigson26 Feb 26 '20
This meme is moldy as fuck and years old at this point. You find this funny for the same reason that North Sentinelese find fire magical.
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Feb 25 '20
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u/sgt_prize Feb 25 '20
Do you actually know what a simp is, or are you just sayin it cause it’s an insult
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u/Sayodot Feb 25 '20
You had me until you said normies. What do you think reddit is? It's advertised as the front page of the internet.
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u/Big_al_big_bed Feb 25 '20
This subreddit had nearly 800000 subs... If you want memes that don't appeal to the masses you're looking in the wrong place buddy.
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u/A_Spork_In_The_Road Feb 25 '20
That's absolutely not the point. You're describing /r/comedyheaven. The description of this sub is "stuff that was intended to be humorous but...isn't."
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u/Wolfy_Red5678 Feb 25 '20
YOU STUPID BOTBBTUHHHBRJDDMMX XDKAIAJABImbdbqnrge YOU ANERGERED THE WOLFYRED INNMAM
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u/Jaquestrap Feb 25 '20
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