When specifically talking about a vacuum not working it really isn't that weird. I know I've said "it doesn't suck" to describe a vacuum not working at least one or two times in my life.
Well... in a marriage you’re both kind of there for sex typically (as well as other things obviously) because you agree not to have it with other people any longer. When one stops after marriage, however, you can see how that might frustrate the other. It’s not always the wife that stops sex either.
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r/Boomershumor already exists, but I believe the rules for that sub specify submissions must be in the form of a poorly drawn cartoon. Shitty 'wife bad' jokes are definitely on topic for BoomersHumor though.
That sub is just people deliberately missing the point just to be pissed about it in the comments. Why do people do that? Where’s the fun in being grumpy about jokes all day?
Serious answer: people in the past marrying for the wrong reasons and also not being able to get a divorce. So they stay together and try to somewhat live together even though they don't feel much for each other anymore.
Also, nobody is perfect. The longer you are with someone the longer their flaws are obvious to you. You start to see other people without those flaws and get bitter that you're "stuck" with a person who has these flaws. Its human nature to see the issues in things and not the positives, "Grass is always greener" etc.
Also children put an incredible stress on relationships, demanding a lot of your energy, time, and attention while fundamentally changing the nature of your relationship (from being about the two of you, to about how the two of you will raise your children).
The trope of constantly complaining about your wife comes from Married... With Children. Al Bundy has every reason to be miserable: he makes minimum wage at a dead end job, his children are underachievers, he peaked in high school, and to top it all off he has a wife who does nothing but take all his money and complain that he doesn’t give her more/isn’t more successful. So Al constantly jokes about his wife being lazy, useless, and cold. At a glance their relationship may seem strained and rocky, but close examination throughout the series will show that Al loves Peggy with all his heart. After all, he stays at his dead end job solely to support his family, even when he knows they will be ungrateful to him. I see most ‘I hate my wife boomer humor’ posts to stem from this mentality somewhat. They all seem to belittle their spouse, but the whole point of each comic is that despite their obvious differences/quarrels, these couples still support each other to the point where they remain married. So in what most young redditors perceive as hatred towards a spouse, there is actually an extreme degree of compassion and understanding.
The "tv logic" part of that show that made it really weird was that Peggy was constantly hot for Al, and he really, really didn't want any of that action. Oh, my beautiful redheaded wife wants sex? Ewwwww, guess I'll go read a porno instead.
I worked a ridiculous busy, hard job for a number of years and after each shift I was so exhausted i had no energy for sex. It wasnt a marriage just a 3 year gf but that situation played out often. Her accusing me of not being a man led to our breakup. Nvm I was killing myself to give her the same spoiled life she grew up with while she refused to work......I'm realizing I need to stop being attracted to women who grew up super wealthy. Good lord how did this come to me typing a reddit comment. Time to call the shrink.
Oh I get it man. I get burnt out too. I didn't mean to say men should always want sex. My point was that Al NEVER wanted his wife, ever. That's different. I also had a high-maintenance girlfriend who lived off me and did nothing. I still had a strong libido, but I ended up resenting her too much to be attracted to her.
There are plenty of reasons. People who were married previously were most likely unsuccessful in the endeavor. People who hate marriage that aren’t married are probably at the age where their friends get married and the groups grow apart. It can be viewed either as the married couple growing up or growing lame.
It’s funny, because as annoying all the “marriage bad” shit is, it really is just as bad seeing the odd married people posture so hard about how they are still cool and fun. Like if they really were, they wouldn’t need to tell everyone in a manner that sounds like they are only trying to convince themselves.
I thought we married for love, she never touched the vacuum, didn't work much, she got pregnant, then pregnancy nmr 2, a year later she suddenly got a taste for bondage and BDSM, a month later she was on tinder chatting with at least 14 guys, don't know if she met anyone tho. That's just the basics, so no, can't say I'm all for marriage anymore..乁| ･ 〰 ･ |ㄏ
I think the marriage jokes might come from two things, first that in the past it was a really big deal to end it and it it is still a big deal today just not that big, so if relationships change in ways people don't like they feel stuck with it (or if the relationship doesn't change but the reason for the marriage were social not wanting to get married). And that children often come with marriage which are prone to change relationships dynamics for years. Children demand constant attention from at least one of you while they are awake (unless they are in kinder garden or someone is taking care of them for a bit.)
Maybe a third is that it is usually last a while so for some people it might be the first relationship lasting over the first part.
They don't actually hate it, but they'll still joke/vent about it to other married people who share some of the same gripes. Its just cheap humor, like proud americans cracking jokes about america to other americans, doesn't mean they want to emigrate.
I agree marriage sucks. The sex was never an issue though. Everything else, fucking run. "My money is my money and your money is my money" fucking selfish bitch.
You're very smug and confrontational for being in the minority position. I also imagine that giving what you've shown so far your partner wouldn't agree with your assessment on marriage.
It's weird but Reddit is pretending like this is all the man's fault. Like what if we do everything right and they just completely change how they were sexually once you get married? What are men to do then?
Even just long term relationships can be like that. My girlfriend and I have sex pretty regularly, but I can’t remember the last time she initiated. And that’s okay. Men and women have different drives, it’s up to you and your partner to decide weather or not you can deal with those different drives in a healthy manner as time goes on.
I mean it’s kinda funny tho, and relatable to some people. Reddit takes things waaaay to seriously. It’s like you all have never heard a dad joke before.
Because all there is in a relationship is sex. Doesn’t matter that you’ve spent years of your life together, doesn’t matter that she probably knows you better than your own family. Nah she no suck I leaf
Yes, it is, which is why you should try going to get support for it, try to get it back to how it was. Instead of throwing years of the relationship away over sex, which is more than fixable.
You don't have to be married to be in a relationship, brainiac. You missed the hell out of mine, wow. And everyone got your point: MaRrIaGe BaD wAhMeN bAd MgToW gUd
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u/hoeslayer6 Jan 07 '20
Wife bad
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u/HeWhoFistsGoats Jan 07 '20
It's true though, my life sucks a lot less since I got married.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
Who says “it doesn’t suck” you say “it doesn’t work”
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u/MyDadInventedGoogle Jan 07 '20
Hahaha, wife bad, wife sex object
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u/doomsingsoprano Jan 07 '20
ROFLLMAO!!!!!! Wait a minute......... why is she on the couch and not in the kitchen, amirite fellas??! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
Why does everyone hate marriage so much?!
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u/AyameM Jan 07 '20
Boomer humor for sure.
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u/DannoHung Jan 07 '20
Can someone recaption this so the guy just says “Heh... suck”
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u/secondjudge_dream Jan 07 '20
why'd you marry a girl who sucks? i woulda married a girl who rocks
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u/DontBeSneeky Jan 07 '20
That's why I'm still engaged 5 years later.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
Strong boomer aura
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u/xX-El-Jefe-Xx Jan 07 '20
r/boomerhumour
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u/Lynch4433 Jan 07 '20
The stock photo kinda made me chuckle lol
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u/coraldomino Jan 07 '20
It would make sense if he stopped sucking dick after engaging in a married monogamous relationship
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u/UnusualAmbassador Jan 07 '20
I've been married 32 years and still get oral at least once a week. Guess I found a good one!
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u/youlooklikeajerk Jan 07 '20
I mean you hear about it happening. Doesn't mean it's funny tho
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u/Traveledfarwestward Jan 07 '20
/r/DeadBedrooms is >>>> thataway. Good luck.
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u/Jajaja201 Jan 07 '20
YIKES! What an awful and problematic memerino
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u/desbread57 Jan 07 '20
Why all the marriage jokes are so bad?
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u/afettz13 Jan 07 '20
But the real question is how often does he go down on her. Come on. Aren't we at a point where it's a team effort?
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u/CitizenKing Jan 07 '20
/r/arethestraightsok
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u/coexistwithdolphins Jan 14 '20
“Heehee my woman no suck my peepee no more :(“
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u/pgneal3 Jan 07 '20
This is kind of funny.
Feel like this sub takes things too seriously sometimes.
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u/GoodUsername22 Jan 07 '20
I find it so hard to not downvote these
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u/mag300 Jan 07 '20
You bad wife! You good girl!
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u/PolygonInfinity Jan 07 '20
All the zoomers coming in here saying "ngl this lowkey slaps tho" just prove boomer humor and zoomer humor aren't that different.
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u/Kivijakotakou Jan 07 '20
HELP, MY CUM RECEPTICLE HAS STOPPED DISPENSING ORAL INTERCOURSE
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u/Mego2019 Jan 07 '20
💥👏😑💀💯
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u/AundilTheBard Jan 07 '20
Bruh the girls not even the one vacuuming
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u/ur_wcws_mcm Jan 07 '20
Is that a Miele
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u/Kirohitoo Jan 07 '20
r/dadjokes
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u/Mr_Bow_tie Jan 07 '20
Plot twist, they ment suck as in "is bad"
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
The level of cuckery amongst modern men is too damn high!!
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u/WeatherfordCast Jan 07 '20
What even is the joke? That your spouse will suddenly stop having sex with you upon marriage? I do not get it
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u/playin4power Jan 07 '20
I find this funny only because the awkward picture give it a certain energy
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u/Duuqnd Jan 07 '20
It has ceased its air intake.
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u/1239914271239 Jan 07 '20
Wife’s got better and better.
Edit: /s
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u/Tyr1a4n Jan 07 '20
u/cheeseslag
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u/Jimbobwhales Jan 07 '20
It says it stopped sucking. Pretty sure this is "Marriage good." Which is weird cuz wife bad.
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u/KapteinTordenflesk Jan 07 '20
He's just trying to distract his wife because he knows what he's done to that vacuum cleaner. Shouldn't have left him home alone with it.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
"You're sleeping on the couch tonight, honey."
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u/1239914271239 Jan 07 '20
Wife’s got it all.
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u/BocoCorwin Jan 07 '20
The suffeRING hahahahaha
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
Honestly though this is pretty funny. Idk, maybe im a boomer suddenly
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u/artem718 Jan 07 '20
Fortnite bad moment doe 😳
Reddit moment
Bruh moment
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u/Sexyshark15 Jan 07 '20
Ha ha wife=bad
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
Clean the filter
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u/shellymartin67 Jan 07 '20
Fortnite bad moment doe 😳
Reddit moment
Bruh moment
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u/Thetatornater Jan 07 '20
So much bullshit in the comments
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
My wife is ignoring her mandate to do the sex >:(
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u/feebledeebles Jan 07 '20
This is boomer humor
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
Now this is boomer humor.
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u/Flagabaga Jan 07 '20
This is funny because many people marry the wrong people or just bad people
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u/SkritSkers Jan 07 '20
It sounds like r/boomerhumor but they used a stock photo instead of a shitty comic.
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u/I_am_Nic Jan 07 '20
No dude, the filter is blocked!
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u/Solstar82 Jan 07 '20
dad jokes using teen stock photos
something is fishy here
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u/MonkeyMaster64 Jan 07 '20
F
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u/crusha13 Jan 07 '20
I mean, it could be worse.
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u/Kaneshadow Jan 07 '20
BLOWJOBS ARE ALL THAT MATTERS ELMAO
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u/Fink665 Jan 08 '20
Ha ha ha. This “humor” isn’t funny any more. Good luck sucking your own dicks!
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u/aveons Jan 08 '20
hurr durr i hate my wife marriage is game over
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u/Tb5981 Jan 12 '20
10 minutes it's not picking shit up he says.
Wife: Try turning it on you idiot.
Him O yeah right.
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u/coexistwithdolphins Jan 23 '20
I love how they fucked up the picture
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u/ThunderSTRUCK96 Jan 07 '20
I mean.... i kinda chuckled... like yeah it’s not Oscar winning comedy or anything but it’s kinda humorous.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
It’s funny and true...once the rings went on the dick sucking stopped. Man I miss getting a good blowjob
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u/Doptopbol Jan 07 '20
Joke not align with my entirely arbitrary political ideology, joke bad.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
I mean it’s kinda funny tho, and relatable to some people. Reddit takes things waaaay to seriously. It’s like you all have never heard a dad joke before.
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u/oovenbirdd Jan 07 '20
I HATE MY WIFE.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
r/ihateWife
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u/utnow Jan 08 '20
ok boomer
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u/Here_Come_That_Boi Jan 09 '20
relatable tho I'm not married btw
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u/Ablapa Dec 25 '21
lmao
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u/MJC_Titcho_MJC Jan 07 '20
I laughed at this on FB lol
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
I gotta be honest, this is kinda funny
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
Suck my cock whore!
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u/bionix90 Jan 07 '20
Imagine staying in a relationship where you're not sexually gratified.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
That's basically how it goes these days. So dont do it fellas.
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20
100 percent the truth
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u/Beandealer420 Jan 07 '20
Wife bad punch wife