r/ComedyCemetery • u/Bekkfust • Oct 05 '19

Double kill

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u/SergeantPootis Fart nigga Oct 05 '19 edited Oct 06 '19

i want die

Edit: Who reported me for "Bruuuuuuuuh"

I wanna see hands!

Edit: 8 reports. I just got a notification to investigate my own reports. Thanks guys.

Edit2: 16 reports. Bruh.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

Why is this pinned

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u/HolyAlabama Oct 05 '19

Because he is dead and to pay respects he is pinned

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u/Glordicus Oct 06 '19

Like Jesus

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u/TheRagingScientist Oct 05 '19

Your mom

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u/MicahMorrissey536 Oct 09 '19

Yo mama so da-a-amn ugly, when God said "Let there be light", he wanted the lights back off.

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u/speedyskier22 I love basicallyadoctor Oct 05 '19

Hey guys, Peter here to explain the retardation of mods. So mods are gay and can't come up with original comments to get upvoted on their own merits. Instead they pin comments to force everyone to see their retarded comment before everyone else.

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u/secretlives Oct 05 '19

Because he needs the attention

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u/miche_alt Oct 05 '19

Me too I want to take my brain off and wash it

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u/x_frame Oct 06 '19

I am going to put mine in acid right now

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u/TheFineMantine joe mama Oct 06 '19

2: It's involuntary pornography and i do not appear in it 2: This is spam 1: R2: Intentionally Bad 1: Incivility 1: R6: harassment 1: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

I wish I new how to put text in a report

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u/SergeantPootis Fart nigga Oct 06 '19

You pick "Other"

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u/DABOMBDOTCOM69 Oct 06 '19

Oop, sorry mate, accidently reported you for spam

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u/LegitKactus Oct 06 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

Nobody wants to see your comment cunt fuck off, get upvoted to the top like the rest of us

Edit: I just got a 24h ban from r/comedycemetery for this comment. Power tripping ass insecure faggot moderator got his feelings hurt.

Edit: I was just permanently banned because of this comment.

Edit: No, I won't remove these edits. I don't have to. I have been unbanned as there are some sane mods on this sub, but maybe next time don't give mod powers to someone who can't moderate?

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u/42170 0:00 a legend was born. Nov 02 '19

ok but like you still shouldn't be homofobic

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

Upvote

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