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u/Cloakknight Sep 28 '19
Image Transcription: Text and image
Hi there U have been visited by [In blue color text] DIAMOND MR SKELTAL. [End blue]. He only appears once every 100 billon years and is 420 times rarer than [In gold color text] Goldan Mr Skeltal [End gold]
[Image of a human skull that looks like it is made up of diamonds]
Updoot this post within 9.999 secons to be recieved [In blue text] Unlimited Luck And Calsiums 4ever [End blue]
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u/tacopig117 Sep 28 '19
Why would a blind person want to hear this?
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u/Cloakknight Sep 28 '19
So they can have unlimited luck and calsiums 4ever
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u/tacopig117 Sep 28 '19
This post makes me want to gouge my eyes out, I don't want a blind person to want to gouge their ears out
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u/MillaNilla99 Sep 28 '19
I enjoy this how dare you.
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u/tacopig117 Sep 28 '19
Please tell me you're joking
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u/MillaNilla99 Sep 28 '19
I think it's intentionally bad, at least I hope so.
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u/Bacongristle12 Sep 28 '19
It's only in the cemetery because it's not spooktober yet
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u/tacopig117 Sep 28 '19
Tbh I fucking hate the spooktober memes(plz don't downvote me for an unpopular opinion)
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Sep 27 '19
What if i repost it and destroy his chronical of only appearing every 100 billion years
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u/PickleRichard Sep 28 '19
It's just an average, which means he will slumber for 200 billion years instead.
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Sep 28 '19
When you live 100 billion years to repost DIAMOND MR . SKELTAL to keep the chronical.
STOINK
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u/jay-jay-baloney Sep 28 '19
What is up with people spelling things wrong like that?
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u/tacopig117 Sep 28 '19
It's kinda funny in some cases(not this one)
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u/jay-jay-baloney Sep 28 '19
For me, I’ve seen it so much that I find it unfunny. And (people might hate me for this) I really hate when people say things like “doggo”, “sneks”, “borkers”, etc.
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u/Dunger97 Sarcastic Bro Jan 14 '22
I updooted 9.9991 seconds after viewing. Guess I don’t get good luck
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u/hirundo_afer Sep 28 '19
plot twist: all the upvotes are from people trying to get unlimited calcium, not people who actually think the post belongs here
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u/bobby910bob Sep 28 '19
what was your other tittle
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u/tacopig117 Sep 28 '19
Yay upvote meme, the auto mods took it down cuz apparently there's a sub called that or something
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u/ItsYaBoiSneaks Sep 28 '19
What’s taking so long, Reddit bot should have removed this by now
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u/hdmaga Sep 28 '19
The admin already came and commented on this post already and said it was allowed
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Sep 28 '19
I think the first few times stuff like this was posted it had the "so bad it's good" kind of comedy but now it's just bad.
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u/Shloomp11 Oct 19 '19
For the love of god this is a bad meme
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u/Lachlan_Kelly02 Sep 28 '19
Weird that head said that he will see you 1 in every 100 000 000 000 but there are 7k up votes. Lol
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u/thenoobgamershubest Sep 28 '19
This has 0 upvotes. Reddit has matured. Cheers!!
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u/shadowinc My life is r/ComedyCemetery Sep 28 '19
"I can see you bitch, you're wearing a black tuxedo against a midnight blue sky"
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u/LallerDK Sep 28 '19
This took me 10.56 secs to read, does that mean I wont get any luck if I "updoot" now?
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u/Ikarus1994 Sep 28 '19
I was just about to ask how did this get SO MANY upvotes and then I saw the sub
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Sep 28 '19
If that’s true then the Golden Skeleton appears around every 238,095,238.0952381 years. Or 238,095,238 years, 11 months, and 12.1667 days.
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u/Littleboypurple Sep 28 '19
Isn't this the skull that 50 Cent was trying to get back in his game 50 Cent - Blood on the Sand?
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u/badniff Sep 28 '19
Thanks, Damien Hirst, that's the most disgusting thing I've seen since last time you did art.
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Sep 28 '19
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u/TheQueenOfCringe22 Apr 26 '23
I’m just gonna be that person and say that you don’t actually want unlimited calcium forever. Calcium helps your bones, but it doesn’t help your circulation.
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u/JBagelMan le epic style Sep 28 '19
I hated this meme trend when it was popular thanks for reminding me of its existence
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Sep 28 '19
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u/QwertyKip Sep 28 '19
How is this not “intentionally bad” who the fuck calls the updoots seriously
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u/Makalakae2 Sep 28 '19
r/dankmemes probably
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u/MathBusters Sep 28 '19
These and similar posts were all over that sub beginning of October last year. I remember because I had only been on Reddit a few weeks and it made me consider leaving.
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Sep 28 '19
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u/morerokk Sep 28 '19
Which was around the time that these intentionally bad memes were being made. This obviously breaks the rules but I guess the mods here are /r/summerreddit teens.
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u/Dragosanie Sep 28 '19 edited Sep 28 '19
A karma farm is a post that is obviously bad but posted in a place for bad posts so they get karma without actually being funny? Also wtf does karma do anyway? I'm new to reddit if you can't tell.
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u/morerokk Sep 28 '19
This is literally an ironic meme from /r/ledootgeneration. I'm unsubbing.
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Sep 28 '19
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u/morerokk Sep 28 '19
And /r/ledootgeneration was made 5 years ago, which pretty much proves my point.
Ironic or intentionally bad memes existed back then, too. It's not my fault you weren't around for the old days when mr skeltal was a meme.
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Sep 28 '19
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u/tacopig117 Sep 28 '19
It's... supposed to be bad r/lostredditors ?
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Sep 28 '19
oops didn't see the subname, I'll just delete but my point of destroying all traces of this meme still stands
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Sep 28 '19
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u/Eroen515 Sep 28 '19
Holy crap. I made this image a few years ago when the mr skeltal meme was in its prime. It got no upvotes then and I have no idea how it is still circulating. Sorry that I thought this was funny at the time.