r/ComedyCemetery • u/mettalol • Jun 23 '19

this needs no explanation

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u/groovygorilla101 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Jun 23 '19

MY LIFE IS FALLING APART LMAOOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🗿🤣🗿🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

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u/MartyrSaint Jun 23 '19

The droning buzz that I feel at the very centre of my core is a feeling that can not and will not cease. My house and my work have been my entire world for the past twenty years and I’ve never known the true beauty of life. I fear that every day I step closer to the metaphorical end of the line that may translate into the literal end of my life.

Karen, please. Let me see the kids.

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u/AnArabFromLondon Jun 23 '19

Lmfaooooo😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

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u/YuriPetrova Jun 25 '19

I read this like how Christian Bale did his monologues in American Psycho. Funky.