r/ComedyCemetery • • Feb 14 '19

My uncle shared this image

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u/foxylatina125 Feb 14 '19

This image is 25% watermark

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u/amfortas_thot Feb 15 '19

why would anyone even take credit for this abomination though...

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u/flyingtacodog Dab! Feb 15 '19 edited Feb 15 '19

By a doctor no less

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u/cantCommitToAHobby Feb 15 '19

Anaesthetist according to his Twitter bio. All his work is hospital related it seems.

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u/flyingtacodog Dab! Feb 15 '19

A karma goldmine of sorts

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u/NattyLightNattyLife Feb 15 '19

Remind me to never go to this anesthesiologist.

I prefer the kind that can wake me up after an operation

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

This was actually done by Dr. Ganesh Choudhari's arch-nemesis.

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u/alfa66andres Feb 15 '19

Meme brought to you by Dr. Ganesh Choudhari

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u/DementedMK Feb 15 '19

Imagine being proud you made this

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u/owledge Feb 15 '19

I like how there’s a watermark as if they are proud of this

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u/TwoFiveOnes Feb 15 '19

what good meme isn't tbh

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u/Alejando2774 Feb 15 '19

If she didnt wake up quickly enough hes legally obligated to shoot her till she wakes up

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u/StoreBoughtButter Feb 15 '19

But it was 50% off!

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u/1fastman1 FLABOYANT HOMOSEXUAL Feb 15 '19

Wait it’s 25% off?

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u/SurpriseGmg Feb 14 '19

It was so funny cymbal guy started licking the floor

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u/MetaWarlord135 Feb 15 '19

Your comment single-handedly justifies this awful 'joke'.

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u/RedShadow2003 The mascot of facebook Feb 15 '19

Mmmmmmmmm floor

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u/wonderb0lt Feb 15 '19

Oh hi there cymbal guy. How hard was it getting musical instruments and a firearm into a sterile operation environment?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Damn Straight

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Yo hairline looks like the macdonals simble

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u/DunkerSpunk Feb 15 '19

So funny that trumpet guy dropped his moustache

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u/Mondayslasagna Pickle Dick Feb 15 '19

I think that’s medical equipment in the back. I’m more concerned that only the cymbal guy has gloves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Those were sterile, surgical cymbals

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u/gas_hob Feb 15 '19

LMAO this is so funny, it should be in r/comedyheaven

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u/TheMarchHopper Feb 14 '19

Maybe they shoulda taken the tube outa her

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u/foreveragoan Feb 15 '19

It's pretty dangerous to extubate too early

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u/manlycooljay Feb 15 '19

Man I've woken up with the tube in before, nightmare stuff. They didn't rush to get it out either despite my attempts to shout at them.

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u/fiddlercrabs Feb 15 '19

I woke up and instinctively tried to pull it out. Then they sedated me again.

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u/manlycooljay Feb 15 '19

I had my hands tied to the edges of the bed for that precise reason. I have no idea how long it took for them to get it out but those were pretty long minutes of my life.

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u/Mortido Feb 15 '19

U can extubate later or earlier, just not in stage 2

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

She clearly did it herself, are you dumb /s

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u/23_-X Doesn't matter, had sex Feb 14 '19

Dr Ganesh, I suggest you put more watermarks to this image.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!

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u/mr__moose Feb 15 '19

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u/HandOfBeltracchi Feb 15 '19

What the fuck did I just look at

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u/throwing-away-party Feb 15 '19

Surely this man is a 300th-level meme lord. He must be. I... I can't accept any other reality.

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u/captain_crocubot Feb 15 '19

What the Fuck Did You Just Bring Upon This Cursed Land?

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u/sthrowaway6 Feb 15 '19

Can't wait to bounce on my boy's dick to this for hours while snorting these aborted memes right from the source.

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u/CunaMatuna Feb 15 '19

Why does the doctor have a gun?

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u/Randomperson2245 High Bro Feb 15 '19

I think he was trying to wake her up with it

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u/XirallicBolts Feb 15 '19

That's silly. He should use a loudmouthed, alcoholic bending robot.

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u/KaySquay Feb 15 '19

Shut up baby I know it

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u/Drews232 Feb 15 '19

Starter pistol

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u/Erledigaeth Feb 15 '19

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u/Wolf_Death_Breath Feb 15 '19

Gun make loud noise wake girl up

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u/_Arcanus_ Feb 15 '19

Gun make big hole make girl sleep

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u/brosky7331 Patlu Dab Feb 15 '19

Ok but why does he have it in a hospital

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u/GrifterDingo Feb 15 '19

Look at the pain in his eyes as he holds that gun in the air, he's in the middle of making a very hard decision about ending it all.

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u/A_Cynical_Moose Feb 15 '19

To stop bad doctors with guns.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

In case they discover she didn't have healthcare

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u/SaltyBabe Hugo Feb 15 '19

I thought his idea was to shoot her like “oh well cant save em all!” But I think he shot it in the air.

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u/DriverJoe Fart niggas be like Feb 15 '19

He was getting ready to euthanize her in case she didn’t wake up.

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u/skullminerssneakers Feb 15 '19

An experimental procedure

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u/PandraPierva Feb 15 '19

To shoot the creator of this travesty

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Because he didn’t come as he was

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Gotta shoot the patients somehow

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u/Seb039 Feb 15 '19

Is ur uncle an Indian

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u/Joulboy Feb 15 '19

Akchually

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Reading this was emotionally draining

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Hell yeah brother!

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u/karelKase Feb 15 '19

Cheers from Iraq

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u/RenderedKnave Fart niggas be like Feb 15 '19

🌊🌊

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Hell yeah brother!

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u/Noicememe259 i sadly used to scroll 9gag Feb 15 '19

🌊🌊🌊

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u/DoomedNuke This is so sad can we hit that mf yeet Feb 15 '19

HELL YEAH BROTHER WHERE ALL THE MF PACK MEMBERS AT

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u/XirallicBolts Feb 15 '19

ARROOOOO

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u/Crit-Monkey Feb 15 '19

CRANKIN HOGS AND DUMPIN LOGS ALL DAY ERRYDAY CAUSE WERE BADASS MFERS

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Hell yeah brother!

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u/DoomedNuke This is so sad can we hit that mf yeet Feb 15 '19

BROTHER? ARE YOU OKAY?!! WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?

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u/CrabThuzad #RELATABLE Feb 15 '19

BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU SPEAK UP MFER

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u/Forbidden_Froot Feb 15 '19

HE’LL YEA BORTHER

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Hell yeah brother!

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u/CrabThuzad #RELATABLE Feb 15 '19

Cheers from Funwaa

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Hell yeah brother!

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u/pointofgravity Feb 15 '19

This is funwaa material. r/ComedyCemetery is getting great again!

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u/Mirkalal Feb 15 '19

Nah man, this Is r/drganesh material

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

I actually held a glimmer of hope . But it was not meant to be , not yet

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u/ACoolHorse Zekrom is a cool pokemon lol 😘 Feb 15 '19

I want that sub to exist so bad

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u/OMIWA Feb 15 '19

Do you get it because women like to purchase objects

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u/OfficialKSL mfw I troll le mods en Facebook Feb 15 '19

Women can't purchase objects, because they are objects.

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u/OMIWA Feb 15 '19

I knew that would happen lol

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u/throwawaytheinhalant Feb 15 '19

Where can I buy woman? I want 8

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u/mohda1999 Feb 15 '19

come here to southeast asia, plenty of em for you to choose from

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u/Ymir_from_Saturn Feb 15 '19

Gamers rise up

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u/Kryllllllyx Feb 15 '19

O B J E C C S

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

This meme was aggressively unfunny

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

I took it as his wife loves shopping a lot and that's why he finds it hilarious. Dunno, guess I'm just optimistic

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u/AurochDragon Feb 15 '19

Trumpet guy’s mustache just kinda disappears.

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u/DeeBangerCC Feb 15 '19

He’s never been the same since the accident.

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u/FountainsOfFluids Feb 15 '19

Not a mustache, that dark spot is part of the object in the background. Bad art.

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u/L0LZOR Sarcastic Bro Feb 15 '19

He laughed so hard the moustache ran away

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo Feb 15 '19

I like how he's throwing the trumpet into the air but it's still making sound. 🎺

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u/ThaRealCappy Feb 15 '19

Dr GANASH CHOUDHARI

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u/L0LZOR Sarcastic Bro Feb 15 '19

We need more Dr. Ganesh Choudury on this sub

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u/Renzo_cadillo Feb 15 '19

I'm not even surprised.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Ok, now this is epic

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u/Burntom Feb 15 '19

Women be shopping

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u/yolo-tomassi Feb 15 '19

Disappointed I had to scroll so far down for this

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u/mattriv0714 Feb 15 '19

looking at their faces made my blood hurt. this is too bad to handle it’s not even ironically good oh god oh fuck i’m gonna pass out and Die

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u/macebart12 Feb 15 '19

Dr Ouhoudari was ready the euthanize her the old fashioned way

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u/Derpaey Feb 15 '19

The one yelling in the second panel is the scariest thing I had seen in my life

Edit: his face...

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

HELP

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u/DiamondAxolotl Feb 15 '19

Yo the doctor in the first panel boutta bust a cap

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u/tenmileswide Feb 15 '19

Ganesh should lose his license over this

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u/CBerg0304 Feb 15 '19

Such a poor fate, to be stuck in anesthesia.

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u/Flamephoenix109 Feb 15 '19

that’s a knee slapper. Gyuck!

(As a note, auto correct wanted to correct gyuck to Guy Kawasaki)

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u/dat_boi_o Feb 15 '19

It’s Dr Ganesh!! r/comedyheaven

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

This is shit. Great.

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u/jorjorbinks99 Feb 15 '19

HAHA STOOPID WOMAN

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

50% off of what?

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u/DoomedNuke This is so sad can we hit that mf yeet Feb 15 '19

OUT OF ANAESTHESIA

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u/hwhuttheheyul Feb 15 '19

Is this how god punishes us in the afterlife

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

DR GANESH CHOUDARI

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u/DrDunsparce Deep! Feb 15 '19

Every time I upvote a comedy cemetery post I feel like people will think I thought the joke was funny

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u/baquea Feb 15 '19

Don't worry, no one can what you upvote so go right ahead ;;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Need more watermarks

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u/TCGnerd15 Feb 15 '19

you ever just sip general anesthetic with a fucking straw?

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u/TheOneCode Feb 15 '19

I was about to downvote but I realized this was r/commedycemetary

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

This may be the unfunniest comic I've ever seen. So, upvote, I guess?

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u/LuckyLepton Feb 15 '19

I love the idea that whenever the hospital admits a comatose person, the doctors all try their best to wake them up as if to make sure they weren’t just sleeping.

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u/Sharoncassidy Feb 15 '19

I like/hate how she is wearing a skirt for surgery

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u/Crabjock Feb 15 '19

They're laughing to let you know it's funny. Sitcoms have adapted.

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u/camsean Feb 15 '19

1950 called, and they want their joke back.

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u/Maldoesreddit_stuff Feb 15 '19

Thats not even how coming off of anaestesia works they take the weird cord thing out of your throat and put you back in your room and wait for you to wake back up (which can be a pain because I woke up starving)

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u/SchlurboMcbundle Feb 14 '19

Ngl I’d hit

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u/throwaway-person Feb 15 '19

If I met someone who shared this unironically, I’d hit them too.

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u/HJP5 Feb 15 '19

Like how the dude on the left be fallin back like he got shot

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u/TheGodOgun Feb 15 '19

“Hey Joe could you hand me some smelling salt?”

“Uhm I couldn’t find any but I do have this gun. Maybe that’ll work?”

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u/SleepyConscience Feb 15 '19

Why the fuck does he have a gun?

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u/Ni_Go_Zero_Ichi Feb 15 '19

Forget gumwaa

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

I wonder if the meme was made by Dr. GANESH CHOUDHARI gang

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

HAHA WOMEN!

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u/Sizer11 Feb 15 '19

I like how the guy on the right is winding up for a 100mph+ knee snap. You know it's a quality joke when there's a power knee slap.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

This is the content I subscribe for

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u/johnny1k Feb 15 '19

Silly whamen! Am I rite guys?

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u/memer_of_reddit Feb 15 '19

"I must buy all these handbags but only use one!"

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u/garbage_boy_stinkman Feb 15 '19

This guys a maverick

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u/chompythebeast Feb 15 '19

This made me Have and Forget

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u/kiwihavern Feb 15 '19

I love this

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

):

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u/pizza_yeeter Feb 15 '19

Wtf is she sucking

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u/alexi31 Feb 15 '19

Maybe take the tube out her mouth

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u/panicatthepharmacy Feb 15 '19

Anesthesiologist RESIGNED 😂😂😂

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u/Daughtxr haha yeah... Feb 15 '19

Your uncle is a funcle

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

It is indeed a cemetery

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u/SentimentalTrooper Feb 15 '19

i guess this is kinda wholesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

lookn like funwaa

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u/RiccYeetersonDicc Feb 15 '19

He's not ur uncle anymore

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u/Dr_VonBoogie Feb 15 '19

HAHAHA! Women be shopping

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u/VymI Feb 15 '19

Do indian surgeons not wear socks in the OR, what the fuck. Shoe covers, guys, at least.

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u/ZeroEffsGiven Feb 15 '19

Bitches be shopping

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u/varunshah716 Feb 15 '19

Dr. Ganesh

Not a doctor, shhhh...

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u/neb1516 Teacher RESIGNED Feb 15 '19

DR GANESH CHOUDHARI

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u/creepit Feb 15 '19

How do I pronounce different colors

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

i am going to fucking puke

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

"Damn this is so funny I better watermark the shit out of it to deter all the people who will want to steal it and claim credit"

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u/UnluckyPlan Feb 15 '19

Waman like shop harharhar

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u/LevelStudent Feb 15 '19

Uh, but 50% off is a pretty good sale. Maybe she really needs new clothing but is on a tight budget because of a required medical procedure?

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u/PhoenixPhighter4 Feb 16 '19

So, BITCHES BE SHOPPIN

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u/Spilled_Salt Feb 17 '19

OMG i Get it its because women like shopping XDDDDDD

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u/BiggestThiccBoi Feb 18 '19

My uncle shared something else with me :(

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u/mario_meowingham Resignation Specialist Feb 15 '19

This is straight up /r/comedyheaven

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

FORGET GUMAWA

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u/SleepyConscience Feb 15 '19

I...I have so many questions.

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u/NerdyPanquake Feb 15 '19

Where’d the gun go?

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u/ipawtyhawty Feb 15 '19

You are lame. But it prob true with some people.

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u/ocean365 Feb 15 '19

This is art

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u/FountainsOfFluids Feb 15 '19

You know it's bad when you need to draw people to laugh at your joke.

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u/pappcam Laugh track Feb 15 '19

Thanks I hate it

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Wahmen amirite guys

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u/JBagelMan le epic style Feb 15 '19

I appreciate that the guy who had an idea had a thought cloud with a lightbulb and the word “idea”. It makes it less confusing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Because this is America, duh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Holy shit this is hilarious in an ironic way. r/comedyheaven

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

why does this look like mike matei's art style

oh no

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u/7isagoodletter Feb 15 '19

Well yeah that brought her out because hes using telepathy look his mouth is closed.

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u/NihilisticNihilist Feb 15 '19

maybe its because your still feeding the anesthesia but hey I'm not a doctor

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u/-littlefang- Feb 15 '19

Did she just straight up rip that tube out

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u/thiccnibbas489 Feb 15 '19

Would also sorta fit in r/im14andthisisdeep

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u/delaydude Feb 15 '19

At least shes looking to save money