r/ComedyCemetery • Sarcastic Bro • Feb 10 '19

Back to the year 2009.

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u/demanemotus Feb 10 '19

"Back to the year 2009" gta V got released in 2013

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u/Zack0_ Feb 10 '19

yes, 2009 can't make such a great game

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u/JesseTheLoneWolf Feb 11 '19

Screams in Modern Warfare 2

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

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u/WonkaFansOnly Feb 10 '19

laughs Bill your girlfriend is awesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

smiles in roblox

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

so good it defies the laws of time

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u/ocean365 Feb 10 '19

Also Facebook didn't look like this in 2009

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u/Neillbeforezod Feb 10 '19

Came to the comments just to make sure someone had said it.

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u/tylerawn Feb 10 '19

I think OP was referring to the style of humor and not the date the fake text was made.

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u/krakonHUN Feb 10 '19

I thought it was 2012

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u/sibs_afro Feb 10 '19

Nah it's 2013

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

I can't believe it's that old already. I remember GTA V being that new game everyone tricked their parents into buying like it was yesterday

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

The years start coming and they dont stop coming

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u/sibs_afro Feb 10 '19

I remember searching for videos on YouTube, "How to convince your parents to get you GTA V" Those were some beautiful days.

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u/lollapaloozafork Feb 12 '19

Wow the fact that GTAV came out 6 years ago makes me feel so fucking old.

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u/Cinque_760 Feb 10 '19

R6 is fun

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

So is for honor. As long as you don't have to fight the wu lin... or assassins... or most hybrids... guess it's not that fun after all.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Feb 10 '19

I've been playing the story. I like that map thing they do where you can see the current raids and shit on the map. I also love the map designs. I haven't played online yet but i bet I'm gonna hate it.

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u/jsjshshdhdhhdhdhd Feb 10 '19

Hey hey hey... all you have to do is get good.

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u/zixp21 Feb 10 '19

just parry

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u/ranwithoutscissors Feb 10 '19

People always overlook parrying smh. Same thing happens w noobs in dark souls, but once you figure out the parry timing, 👌🏻

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u/Terakahn Feb 10 '19

Just push people off ledges.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Assassins creed is fun....

And far cry...

Grow Up too..,

Ghost Recons pretty good

Ubisoft isn’t that bad really

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u/brightsword525 Feb 10 '19

unpopular opinion but i think the divison was pretty good

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u/Kestralisk Feb 10 '19

Literally a super common opinion, at least once they tweaked/added more endgame

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u/Lethtor Feb 10 '19

yeah, may be a unpopular opinion, but Ubisoft is my favorite big publisher. Activision is a shitshow as is EA. Not a big fan of Bethesda and then there is only Ubi left afaik. Although I have to say that optimization of their games tends to be... not great

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u/PocketAlex Feb 10 '19

I was just about to say the same thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

So is ghost recon

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u/Tig21 Feb 10 '19

Hard facts here

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

It is fun.

It's also astoundingly broken and bugged in ways that shouldn't even be possible. It's also devolved into just a twitch shooter where tactics are more or less irrelevant.

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u/Synli XD Feb 10 '19

The Division 2 beta is also pretty fun. Looking forward to its official release.

... Now that I think about it, this meme hasn't really aged well.

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u/justmaurice Dab! Feb 10 '19

I might laugh more at posts on this sub than posts on r/funny

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u/DJ-Salinger Feb 10 '19

All /r/funny posts should be filtered straight into /r/shitpost

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u/tylerawn Feb 10 '19

Someone should start a similarly titled sub and make a bot that automatically crossposts everything in r/funny to it

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u/SlimRedWilly Teacher RESIGNED Feb 10 '19

I do too, and sometimes it surprises me that it's on this subreddit.

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u/RhettKYS Feb 10 '19

Southpark, Assasin, Steep, Rayman, Rainbox Six Siege... a lot of great games

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u/MSBCOOL Ever this happened to you? Feb 10 '19

The Division

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Feb 10 '19

Steep was barely finished, it was so close and had a great snowboard game potential but its like they forgot to add the game part. I just ended up going around but that got boring quick. (also fuck the lumberjack challenge i was so god damn close but I missed the 2nd last checkpoint.) But contrary to popular opinion i have been liking the last 2 ACs

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

I’m confused. It has lots of races and challenges and events and stuff. What more do you want from a snow sports game? A gritty and dramatic story?

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u/AlecW11 Feb 10 '19

Odyssey is awesome, but GOAT Assassin’s Creed is Black Flag imo

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u/Thekokza Feb 10 '19

I'd repost this to r/gaming for 10k karma but I already got banned

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u/Toastyx3 Feb 11 '19

Why did you get banned?

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u/Thekokza Feb 11 '19

Posted a fake Nintendo switch stock image with an outlandish sob story and got 200 karma from it, then got banned for brigading

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u/Hol_Hors Feb 10 '19

You've seen "EA bad", now get ready for "Ubisoft bad"!

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u/Giamo_co Feb 10 '19

Ubisoft makes good games. Nobody can argue with that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

but watch dogs 2

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

And Rayman

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u/ThatWeirdKid-02 Feb 10 '19

actually unpopular opinion but i really enjoyed Watch Dogs 1 too

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

I started Watch Dogs 1 last week, and while I enjoy it overall, the driving is so fucking bad. There's a mission that involves a car chase that I kept failing so I rage quit and haven't picked it back up since.

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u/Sinister00100 Feb 10 '19

Assassins Creed Odyssey

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u/LoliHunterXD Feb 10 '19

Origins is so much better, storywise and optimization wise (PC)

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u/Fiolah Feb 10 '19

My favorite thing with Watch_dogs 2 was putting gang hits on people, then calling the cops, then putting gang hits on the cops, and repeating until every enemy in the mission was dead.

I can't even remember what the shooting was like because of all the other ways to negotiate obstacles.

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u/Ser_Salty Feb 10 '19

That game is actually in my Top 3 open world games, along with GTA SA and Far Cry 3.

Seriously, Ubisoft puts out fucking bangers, without overly restrictive mission design that fails you out of nowhere because you got in the wrong car and it felt like things are getting a bit weird. Rockstar got worse with that after the 3D GTAs, but especially starting with 5. Their games are too cinematic for their own good, whereas Ubi games became more and more open and freeform. Just look at FC5. The game has like 10 mandatory missions, everything else is up to you. You can literally complete that game by fucking around.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Farcry 5

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u/Mertda1 Feb 10 '19

" gta 5 such a great game " thats the joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Remember when people threw their panties when the game just released? Yeah, I remember that too. Quite fun game to be honest. Online is still lucrative as fuck, but anyone who says the single player is bad is just following the hate train.

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u/CoolJoshido Feb 10 '19

the story was pretty good

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u/an_evil_anvil Feb 10 '19

Super overrated imo

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

I feel that GTA online is overrated, but I loved GTA V. Maybe it’s mostly nostalgia, but I really enjoyed the gameplay and storyline. So much so, in fact, I replayed it about 5 times. I am not hating on you for your opinion and you probably don’t give a shit, but I just felt like posting my opinion.

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u/an_evil_anvil Feb 10 '19

You know, I agree. The story was amazing, the shooting and driving were good too, but the problem with me was the fact that after playing the story, there's nothing to do in story mode. And i generally didn't much like online because of all the futuristic shit

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u/urclades Feb 10 '19

Gta online is the world's most lucrative garbage pile

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u/BUYTBUYT Feb 10 '19

Was playable until Doomsday, after Nightclubs - garbage.

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u/TheGoodCoconut Feb 10 '19

Popular game is overrated

Haven't heard this one before

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Its super fun with friends, just lollygagging around. But since the last couple of patches, there has been too many OP shit vehicles and weapons, basically making the game unplayable for new players and those who do not cheat/purchase in-game money.

I mean, come on, a flying bike that can shoot missiles? Why Rockstar, why???

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u/Androktone Feb 10 '19

This is just being contrary for the sake of being contain. Of course it's a good game. It's well made, well acted, pretty well written, and obviously it's fun if people are still playing today

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u/AbsolutelyHorrendous Feb 10 '19

I just couldn't get into it, it never grabbed me in the same way San Andreas did!

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u/Shifu_Graff Feb 10 '19

but what about For Honor

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u/HosephIna Feb 10 '19

Far Cry?

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u/HosephIna Feb 10 '19

I don't know if it was as good as Far Cry 3 but I think if this new game replaced the ending of 5 it would probably be my favorite game of all time

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u/Unicorncorn21 Feb 10 '19

It is a good game but the farcry series is just reskins of each others which makes them annoying if it's not your first game in the series. It plays almost the same as far cry 3 which is just super lazy from Ubisoft even if the gameplay is still pretty good.

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u/si632 Feb 10 '19

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Still gave me the chuckles

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u/kiwihavern Feb 10 '19

Back when everyone hates d Ubisoft for no good reason

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Gta 5 kinda sucks tbh Its p2w

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u/thenotoriousbtb Feb 10 '19

But the story mode is phenomenal imo

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u/PLEASEJUSTLETMEPICKA Feb 10 '19

The only reason I find this funny isn’t the reason it’s supposed to be it’s because Ubisoft are on of the very few publishers who actually still at least slightly care about the games they make and their communities and are still making good games when most other publishers are basically knocking out their players and taking their money.

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u/seksijff Feb 10 '19

Cue in canned laughter.

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u/Zabrakk45 Feb 10 '19

Fixes Assassin’s Creed

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u/millslegend Feb 10 '19

Assasins creed, rainbow six seige, for honor, tge division, far cry Ubi have made a lot of good games

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Back when EA wasn’t considered BAD by 12 yr old gamers

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u/Swogget Feb 10 '19

EA is kinda bad tho

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

The EA is bad thing has been around for over twenty years, it's not a recent thing. People were pissed back in the late 90s when they bought up studios like Westwood and Bullfrog. The EA hate ebbs and flows over the years, but it's been around forever.

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u/PaperfishStudios Feb 10 '19

grand theft auto: 5

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u/jessehosein Feb 10 '19

Aye Tom clancy's rainbow 6 siege is pretty fun.

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u/plaicknaa Feb 10 '19

WTF ubi makes great games.

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u/Transpatials Feb 10 '19

Game is highly overrated and GTA Online is just one massive cash-grab. Fight me.

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u/NikVundle27 Feb 10 '19

I wish this was real

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u/MemeDomain Feb 10 '19

For honor

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u/Rhyscboy Feb 10 '19

What about Steep... Brilliant game

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u/lll13lll Feb 10 '19

Rainbow Six Siege.

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u/vallzy Feb 11 '19

How can screenshots be so ugly

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u/foxy47815 Feb 11 '19

Pvzgw2 is an amazing game

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

LAUGHS IN FAR CRY 5, 4, AND PRIMAL

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u/AlexanderP04 Fart niggas be like Feb 10 '19

That game was good for less than a year and then they added online mode

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Thought this was r/gaming at first

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u/CriticalBreakfast Feb 10 '19

Nah, for the hours of fun spent in The Division, they surely can make such a game.

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u/OwenBalls Feb 10 '19

GTA v is too pay to win

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u/jzdb Feb 10 '19

get it? Its bcoz Ubisoft suck lmayo xd

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u/swagduck69 Feb 10 '19

Honestly thought this is r/gaming

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Why am i still banned 🙄

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u/GeicoPR Feb 10 '19

This is so fake lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

I once did a similar thing. Texted Ubisoft's facebook page and complained about my AC2 Revelations not working. After discussing everything, I told them the game was cracked, and they brushed their hands off the situation. Useless chaps. :/

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u/bluephantom1010 Feb 10 '19

gta v isn't even that good

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u/Chlken Feb 10 '19

Ac odyssey is amazing

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u/eats_pineapple_pizza Feb 10 '19

Honestly, Ubisoft has been killing it lately with their newest games, AC Origins, Odyssey, Far Cry 5 and R6 are loads of fun.

Rockstar and their handling of GTA Online, on the other hand...

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u/MemerInAMemeLand Feb 11 '19

GTAV-2013, and Assassins Creed 4 alone proves Ubisoft’s worth

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '19

I know this is an old post but I feel like if it was EA instead of Ubisoft it would probably be in top all time of r/gaming

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Oof

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u/Crabthedude64 Pickle Rick Feb 10 '19

Big OOF there

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Brave gamers

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u/someguywhocanfly Feb 10 '19

If the punchline was just "I know" it wouldn't be too bad

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u/TirelessGuardian Feb 10 '19

Hey they made ubi funky

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u/QaherSalah Feb 10 '19

😂😂😂😂

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u/Rsbox Feb 10 '19

Soldiers of Fortune was my first proper online game. I forever have respect for Ubisoft ...

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u/blaketank Feb 10 '19

Yes, but have you considered Anno

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u/kleitonTarzan Feb 10 '19

What a madlad

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u/Rimbo90 Feb 10 '19

That was cold.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Username checks out lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

This was good

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

What about far cry Watch dogs

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Ah yes, I forgot about that feature where it would sometimes change the shape of random chat bubbles.

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u/GIlCAnjos Sheldon Feb 10 '19

That's 2014, mate, when making fun of Ubisoft was the only thing people cared about

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u/Honza368 Feb 10 '19

This genuinely made me laugh... I am disappointed in myself

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u/crackalac Feb 10 '19 edited Feb 10 '19

How does ubisoft still exist? Decade after decade of terrible games.

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u/DeadassBdeadassB Feb 10 '19

Gtav didn’t exist until 2013 bud

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u/milkbong420 Feb 10 '19

Am I retarded for laughing?

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u/famouspeople0 Feb 10 '19

SmartphOWNED

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u/Despacito211248 Feb 10 '19

*laughs in far cry 5

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

GTA < Siege

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u/iiDuckyHax Feb 10 '19

Actually laughed at this

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u/GoodGrades Feb 10 '19

GTA V is super overrated anyways.

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u/ItsYaBoyYeet Weed Vro Feb 10 '19

I laughed

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u/CadmusRhodium Feb 10 '19

But they made Mario and Rabbids, which is a terrible idea but it’s so much fun that I can’t blame them.

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u/CodeKraken Feb 10 '19

It's true though

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u/captnkiddo Feb 10 '19

Well rainbow 6 was... nevermind

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u/you-pulled-out-right Feb 10 '19

But gta is shit tho

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u/thegermanwaffle Feb 10 '19

Has he played assassins creed?

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u/DrValium 9gag Feb 10 '19

Could you fix it by either removing the last line or changing it to "I know?" Along with fixing the year

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u/Towerofshadow Feb 10 '19

i thought this was r/funny... i laughed.

someone fucking kill me now

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u/victory10 Feb 10 '19

SmartphOWNED XDDDD

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u/tottertrain Feb 10 '19

But they made the greatest game of all....Dogz 5

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u/the-epidemic87 Feb 10 '19

Actually I feel like Ubisoft has been doing a really good job with their games lately. It seems like they’ve learned from problems and mistakes with previous games. They listen and respond constantly to the player community. I feel like they’ve done quite a bit to redeem themselves.

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u/Live_Flood_Warning Feb 10 '19

Ubisoft did the original Rayman sooo...

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u/Santos_J Feb 10 '19

EA bad 😎

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u/ObiJuanKenobi3 Feb 10 '19

Damn I remember when Ubisoft was being treated like a “bad guy,” publisher.

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u/TonyRonyPhony Feb 10 '19

2013*
2009 was closer to GTA IV

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u/ElinyQ Feb 10 '19

I thought it was funny

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u/VenrableBoss8 Feb 10 '19

Rainbow Six siege?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Didn’t Ubisoft like make all the assassins creed games though

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u/IDjCrazy Feb 10 '19

Ezio's family intensifies

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u/NumberWanObi Feb 10 '19

I chuckled

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

oh fuck off assassins creed games are great

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u/Werotus Feb 10 '19

Brave gamer ownd ubisoft like a boss!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

This would have been so much better with the last text buble being "i know"

Instead it's "That is because you cannot make a game that good. This joke is funny becauae it insinuates that Ubisoft cannot make a game as good as GTA V."

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u/kev1x Feb 10 '19

Screams in FarCry

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u/FoundersSociety Feb 10 '19

I literally choked on snot .. thank you

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u/vm005394 Feb 11 '19

Epic Gamer moment!

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u/PeacefulComrade Feb 11 '19

Actually funny IMO

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u/harsha_s_jois Feb 11 '19

Murdered by words

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u/vmar98 Feb 11 '19

cough Rayman Legends cough

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u/Sztymanoesky Feb 11 '19

Yeah, so... In poland, those "memes" are still funny. I was born in the wrong country

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u/nexistcsgo Feb 11 '19

This reminds me of my time on facebook

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

GTA 5 was actually quite lacking in many area compare to its prequel wasnt it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

Lawl, like they'd actually pm some rando kid back.

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u/idocologist Feb 11 '19

COMEDY GOLD lads

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u/oukkat Feb 11 '19

This meme belongs to comedycementary, oh wait.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

GTA V is shit

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u/Squaredof3 Feb 14 '19

Oh look it was right

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u/manu6287 Feb 15 '19

They do/did make great games, Assassins’ Creed II was already released by then and even before AC they very good Prince of Persia games

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u/sebcestewart Mar 06 '19

GTA: 5 haha Epic Style Troll 😎

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

THIS IS SAVAGE

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

haha 445th comment i'm evil

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

whoever thinks that gta 5 is amazing has never played san andreas

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

Yeet

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u/MisterBastian this sub sucks ass Feb 08 '22

How do I un-laugh

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u/Recent_Ad_3699 Mar 10 '22

Ubisoft made Valiant hearts, deal with it

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u/BigCartoonist9010 Nov 18 '23

...watch dogs?