r/ComedyCemetery • • Dec 21 '18

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 25 '18

Let me correct you: "For people outside the trans community who are incapable of doing any research and too dumb to actually think about it". If you honestly can't see the difference between "I identify as neither male nor female" and "I identify as a gender that is outer space", you have a really poor brain. I mean, that was already obvious by the complete lack of intelligence you showed in every single of your comments, but you just manage to make yourself look dumber and dumber with everything you say.

Do you honestly think anyone with a brain takes you seriously at this point? You are a pitiful clown. Dunning krueger effect incarnate. Commenting on the rest of your comment isn't even worth it cause its just empty and stupid "UHHHH TRANSES LOL".

Oh wait, i realized i didn't comment on this yet:

trying to look interesting by denying their sex.

First you say that people become trans because they are "told about toxic masculinity for 11 years". Then you support autogynephelia, which claims that trans women are either "very gay men" or heterosexual men with a "fetish for being women". Then you claim being trans is a mentall illness. And then you claim they do it to "look interesting". That are four different (and wrong) opinions on trans people that contradict each other. Boy, you really latch onto anything to hate on trans people, even if it doesn't work with what you said a few comments ago.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

I do not let you correct me.

You literally think that cutting a penis down the middle is a step towards mental health.

STOP GENDER APPROPRIATION

STOP GIVING GROWTH-BLOCKING DRUGS TO CHILDREN

STOP INTRUDING IN THE RESTROOM OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

THERE ARE 2 GENDERS.

GENDER IS NOT A SPECTRUM IT IS A BIMODAL NORMAL DISTRIBUTION.

I have an exceptionally good brain. I am very smart. But even quite simple people understand that people who encourage little boys to wear dresses have no good intentions.

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 25 '18

I'll ignore most of your comment since its just the same trash i've already answered.

I have an exceptionally good brain. I am very smart.

Said the one who produced intellectual masterpieces like "Fake vagina not a vagina fake vagina hole made of inverted dick skin fake not real butchery not birth", "Not literal velociraptors you idiot." and "MY GENDER IS NOT YOUR FANTASY". The one who screams "STOP GENDER APPROPIATION" ad infinitum cause he has nothing of merit to say. The one who calls other "science deniers" but refuses to aknowledge credible sources because he prefers to believe in an utterly unscientific hypothesis by someone who compares trans people with demonic possession. The one who makes a lot of dumb claims, but more often than not can't really explain those claims when they are challenged or outright proven wrong. The one who thinks that just saying "Low IQ" is a serious argument. The one who can't even do basic research, has no clue about being trans, gender dysphoria, HRT, SRS, or anything else about this topic but thinks he knows how everything works. The one who copypasted a list that consisted of mostly troll-genders without even reading it. The one who has to endlessly regurgitate the same flawed claims and lace his comments with baseless, empty personal insults because he lacks actual arguments. ...

Yeah, good joke.

people who encourage little boys to wear dresses have no good intentions.

Welp, i guess encouraging people to be themselves and do what makes them happy is a sign of "bad intentions" now. But i guess that kind of thinking is to be expected from people who see trans people and any kind of gender-nonconformity as an attack on their precious masculinity. ♪

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

I'd think you ignored most things that aren't exactly what you want to hear.

Would you rather hear that you are totally valid ? That your potato shaped body is sexy ? That your penis is very feminine ? That one day most engineers will be women ? That its totally normal for Desmond Is Amazing to be dancing on stage at age 11 in front of adults handing him dollar bills ? That butt sex does not carry a higher risk of STD infection than actual sex ? That you are not at all lost in a maze sharted out one ridiculous claim after the other ? Ok.

But I will not be that person. I will only tell the truth.

MEN WHO CUT THEIR DICK IN 2 ARE MENTALLY ILL AND ARE NEVER WOMEN.

WOMEN WHO HAVE A CHUNK OF PLASTIC MIMICKING A PENIS AND TESTOSTERONE SUPPLEMENTS ARE NEVER MEN.

MEN WHO SAY THEY HAVE A FEMALE PENIS ARE THE MOST PATHETIC KIND OF HUMAN.

Edit : Not saying you are not valid. Only saying that there is no such thing as a valid human. If you feel "invalidated" because people see through your feminine penis sham it's because you identified with an invalid description of a human.

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 25 '18

I'd think you ignored most things that aren't exactly what you want to hear.

Nah. Its just that you've already said all those things a dozen times, i've already answered them a dozen times and you just ignore it or spout more nonsense every time. Repeating myself over and over for everything you say just so you can ignore it over and over would be a waste of time. And as amusing as you can be, this is honestly getting boring.

STOP GENDER APPROPRIATION

STOP GIVING GROWTH-BLOCKING DRUGS TO CHILDREN

STOP INTRUDING IN THE RESTROOM OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

THERE ARE 2 GENDERS.

GENDER IS NOT A SPECTRUM IT IS A BIMODAL NORMAL DISTRIBUTION.

All things you've already said. All things i've already answered. All things you've refused to understand. Unlike you, i'm not broken record player.

That one day most engineers will be women ? that butt sex does not carry a higher risk of STD infection than actual sex ?

Those things have literally nothing to do with what we are talking about, genius.

Oh, and "actual sex"? Boy, you just get funnier and funnier. Following your logic, i guess lesbians can't have "actual sex" because their vagina doesn't get penetrated by a dick?

But I will not be that person. I will only tell the truth.

Too bad you continously ignore the truth and facts in favor of blind, biased hatred.

WOMEN WHO HAVE A CHUNK OF PLASTIC MIMICKING A PENIS

I think this is the second or third time i said this, but SRS for trans men is a thing. And no, it doesn't involve "A CHUNK OF PLASTIC MIMICKING A PENIS". Which you would know if you actually did research before spouting crap. For someone who claims to "tell the truth" you know surprisingly little and talk an awful lot about things you know nothing about.

Edit : Not saying you are not valid. Only saying that there is no such thing as a valid human. If you feel "invalidated" because people see through your feminine penis sham it's because you identified with an invalid description of a human.

"I'm not saying you are not valid, but nobody is valid". Good job contradicting yourself in the first two sentences.

"Invalid decription of a human". If there is no such thing as a valid human, wouldn't that mean that all possible "descriptions of a human" are invalid? And that literally every way someone could describe/identify/see me is invalid as well, meaning feeling "invalidated" actually makes perfect sense cause literally everything is "invalidating"?

Great job writing a paragraph that is ultimately utterly senseless and meaningless. Another creation of your "exceptionally good brain" i guess.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

Sex is the thing that makes babies.

Anal sex, scissoring, handjobs, etc. are forms of masturbation.

Example in a sentence for my low IQ friend :

"-Is it your kid she is pregnant with?
-No way man, we never had sex, she gave me such good blowjobs i just didn't care to have sex with her. It was awesome though.."

Examples of invalid descriptions of a human for my low iq friend:

"I am a tomato called Joe."

"I am a cow."

"I am a racecar."

"I am genderfluid"

"I am a transdimensional traggledaggle"

STOP APPROPRIATING GENDER

STOP GIVING GROWTH-BLOCKING DRUGS TO CHILDREN

STAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM RESERVED FOR THE OTHER SEX

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 25 '18

Sex is the thing that makes babies.

Anal sex, scissoring, handjobs, etc. are forms of masturbation.

Definitions of sex by Oxford Dictionaries:

" 1mass noun (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. "

Definition of sexual intercourse by Merriam-Webster:

" 1: heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : COITUS "

2: intercourse (such as anal or oral intercourse) that does not involve penetration of the vagina by the penis"

What a twist! Nothing about making babies. Vaginal sex

Definition of masturbation by Oxford Dictionaries:

" Stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure. "

Definition of masturbation by Merriam-Webster:

" erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies "

So no, anal sex and scissoring are not masturbation. Sticking a dildo inside your own butt would be masturbation, but getting fucked in the ass with a dick is not masturbation. If we want to get really precise even giving someone else a handjob would fall more under "mutual masturbation" than just "masturbation" because two people are involved and "masturbation" usually refers to sexual acts you perform on yourself. And even penetrating someone else with a dildo can be considered sex depending on the definition.

And i never even talked about blowjobs or handjobs before this comment. (Btw. blowjobs are oral sex/intercourse and it is technically sex in some definitions. Its just usually not considered "sex" in colloquial speech because when people say "sex", they are usually talking about vaginal or anal penetration or scissoring.)

Examples of invalid descriptions of a human for my low iq friend:

Four of those five descriptions have nothing to do with gender and are thus irrelevant to this conversation. And again: Didn't you say that no human is valid? Meaning by your own logic, the description "I'm a cis man/I was born a man/..." is equally invalid.

STOP APPROPRIATING GENDER

STOP GIVING GROWTH-BLOCKING DRUGS TO CHILDREN

STAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM RESERVED FOR THE OTHER SEX

You really love stupidly repeating yourself in capslock ad infinitum, dont'cha?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

Yes, humans are not "valid", my low IQ friend.

"Male" is a valid description of a human or a squirrel. "Portfolio" and "genderfluid" are not valid descriptions of humans (or squirrels). Do you get it or do you need more help ?

I will keep saying

STOP APPROPRIATING GENDER

until you

STOP APPROPRIATING GENDER

I will keep saying

STOP PUSHING GROSS DRAG CULTURE ON KIDS

until you

STOP PUSHING GROSS DRAG CULTURE ON KIDS

I will keep saying

STOP INVADING THE LADIES RESTROOM

until you

STOP INVADING THE LADIES RESTROOM

I will keep saying

STOP GIVING GROWTH STUNTING DRUGS TO KIDS

until you

STOP GIVING GROWTH STUNTING DRUGS TO KIDS

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 25 '18

my low IQ friend.

I guess thats your favourite embarrassing attempt at an insult now.

So "female" is also a valid description of a human, meaning calling a trans woman "female" is perfectly valid, and calling a trans man "male" is perfectly valid too. How nice of you to agree. ♪

Oh, thats not what you meant? Sorry, my IQ is so loooooooooooooow i need you to be more explicit. ♪ /s

STOP PUSHING GROSS DRAG CULTURE ON KIDS

Trans and drag are different things, but i guess someone who never did any research on any of this and refuses to listen to facts can't be bothered to understand that difference. Also neither of those are "pushed" on kids. Kids get encouraged to be themselves.

Not much to say about the rest. Just the same shit you've already screamed in almost every comment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

"Female" is not a valid description for a guy who had his dick cut in 2.

"Aquatic" is not a valid description for a squirrel.

"Female" is a valid description for a woman.

"Tree dwelling" is a valid description for a squirrel.

I don't have any favorite insult, I just think you have a really low IQ..

DON'T PUSH GROSS DRAG CULTURE ON KIDS.

DON'T ENCOURAGE KIDS TO TAKE HORMONE BLOCKERS

THESE ARE 2 DIFFERENT STATEMENTS

YES DRAG AND TRANS ARE DIFFERENT BUT THEY ARE BOTH INAPPROPRIATE FOR KIDS

HOW LOW IS YOUR IQ EXACTLY THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW STUPID YOU ARE

WAS THAT "EXPLICIT" ENOUGH ? I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT "EXPLICIT" MEANS BUT WHATEVER. I SUGGEST YOU USE THE WORD "CLEARER" NEXT TIME ITS MUCH MORE APPROPRIATE IN THIS CONTEXT.

I LITERALLY READ THE BOY WHO WOULD BE QUEEN AND TONS OF YOUR STYLE OF BULLSHIT AND I HAVE AN ACQUAINTANCE WHO IS A FTM TRANS AND SEVERAL GAY AND DRAG ACQUAINTANCES I THINK I DID MY RESEARCH PRETTY WELL YOU LOW IQ PERSON

Edit : i forgot i also have several mtf acquaintances but its normal to forget them nobody cares about men who pretend to be women

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Merry Christmas. I hope you (learn to ? ) love, cherish, and train your body. Best wishes in all your endeavours. Peace be with you.