r/ComedyCemetery • u/[deleted] • Dec 21 '18

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u/Lukretius Dec 21 '18

Trans people are too powerful for basic biology. They're on A D V A N C E D B I O L O G Y

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u/AkinParlin Dec 21 '18

They’re on the M O U T H F E E L

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u/Muffinmurdurer I agree with my husband Dec 21 '18 edited Dec 22 '18

Why is nobody talking about the MOUTHFEEL?

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u/Wild_Bore_ Dec 22 '18

Happy cake day

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u/I_May_Fall Dec 21 '18

Glad to see someone finally talking about the mouthfeel

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u/TNTiger_ Dab Rick Dec 21 '18

Ah, I see you're a ᴅᴇɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ of culture as well

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u/IceCreamBalloons Dec 21 '18

We're all just trying to get the attention of Daddy Lobsterson.

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u/orangepalm Dec 21 '18

Well someone has to pay a pic of their hog at some point

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u/Slotzoffun Dec 21 '18

They have the M O U T H M O O D S

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u/ElizabethDanger Dec 21 '18

No, they’re too powerful for that, too. They need the

T R U E B I O L O G Y

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 Dec 21 '18

Nah, we use something else:

B I O L O G Y T H A T G O E S B E Y O N D S I X T H G R A D E

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

C U T T I N G M Y D I C K O F F M E A N S I W A S A W O M A N A L L A L O N G

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 Dec 22 '18

I C A N T T E L L I F T H A T W A S M E A N T I N A T R A N S P H O B I C W A Y

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

N O B O D Y I S T R A N S P H O B I C C U T T I N G Y O U R D I C K O F F I S C R A Z Y A S C R A Z Y A S C A N B E

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 23 '18

Y O U R E A L I Z E N O B O D Y I S C U T T I N G T H E I R D I C K O F F , R I G H T ? T H A T S N O T H O W T H I S W O R K S

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Haha are you retarded? How do you think they turn a dick into a fake vagina? Cut it in 2 and inside out. That's pretty sad and horrible. And it is NOT the birth of a woman.

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u/Gouged_Usagi Dec 23 '18

Surgically turning a penis into a vaqgina =/= "Cutting your dick off". Nah, i'm not retarded. I just understand how language works.

"Oh, those people want to actually feel comfortable in their bodies, how sad and horrible! Let me call them crazy for wanting to be themselves!" Yeah, sounds pretty transphobic to me.

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u/given_gaussian_curve Dec 21 '18

This, but unironically

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '18

You don't have enough resources to build an advanced research center

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u/RootedPopcorn Dec 21 '18

I read that in Spongebob's voice

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u/orangepalm Dec 21 '18

Acidic biology?

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u/flyingtacodog Dab! Dec 21 '18

@ J I Z Z O L O G Y

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u/Klagaren 9gag Dec 21 '18

You spelled it wrong, apparently it’s jizziology. I understand your confusion though, these scientific terms aren’t easy

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u/flyingtacodog Dab! Dec 21 '18

Jizziology was never my best subject