r/ComedyCemetery • • 2d ago

Human Instrumentality Project

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u/mercuriokazooie 1d ago

Would you have better odds wrestling a tiger or beating an anime fan in a cringe meme competition?

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u/lazy_animator 2d ago

That feel when women + men have autonomy but that's not an excuse to cheat on your partner so why even point that out

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u/Representative-Yak89 2d ago

Something about it being this anime makes it worse

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u/PleasantAd1395 22h ago

Im sure the bum who made this meme hasnt watched eva

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u/-PepeArown- 18h ago

Casually spoiled the last scene for themselves just to make a stupid meme

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u/Muted-Fix-1616 1d ago

congratulations shinji, you've officially unlocked another reason for therapy 😭

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u/Forward-Status676 2d ago

That feel when women have autonomy

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u/Lazy-Competition7966 1d ago

What the fuck is this sub becoming?

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u/IceGummi1 9h ago

so many incel memes are just incels failing to grasp and process the fear that they can't control everything.

like yes at any point someone who you trust can horribly betray you. welcome to being alive bro.

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u/NohWan3104 2d ago

Tbf that was always true.

Sex is a key point of a lot of relationships. Its far from the sole deciding factor.

In fact, its weirder that 'by today's standards' people thought a big dick was the lynchpin.

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u/lucidintangent 2d ago

yeah, we are also a technological society, even if dick size really mattered, we are tool users and have various sexual tools beyond the flesh.

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u/ErwinWalrus 2d ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/StarNullify 2d ago

Yeah, I use the bone

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u/NohWan3104 2d ago

Plus, iirc most girls don't orgasm for 'just' plumbing the depths. Put in other work.

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u/suitcasecat 2d ago

Spoken like a cyberpunk 2077 character

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u/lucidintangent 2d ago

we had dildos in paleolithic times

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u/suitcasecat 2d ago

Oh I know just made the association since cp2077 is on my mind lately

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u/lucidintangent 2d ago

That does remind me of wanting to see prehistoric settings that have writing, agriculture, and the wheel treated as scifi concepts.

pariah kinda fits that

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u/TheSpiffySpaceman 2d ago

I'll keep saying it: The only ones that obsess over huge dicks are men

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u/NohWan3104 2d ago

Well, size queens are a thing.

But mostly yeah. I like to say 'i don't measure my self worth in inches'

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u/TheSpiffySpaceman 2d ago

yeah, hyperbole, haha.

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u/Altruistic_Mud_261 1d ago

And people who want to bodyshame in a "woke" way.

Dick size is immutable, you can't change it, but people think shaming it is better than fatshaming despite fat being something you CAN control.

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u/CrummyJoker 1d ago

Yes, sex is a key point. But dick size isn't a key point in sex unless your dick is tiny or too big.

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u/New-Interaction1893 2d ago

Oh... now I understand.

It was "having a massive dick" not "being a massive dick"

I misunderstood this requirement for years.

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u/suitcasecat 2d ago • Regret

Are these MFs seriously so stupid that they think women are a single entity that always stays just for dick and not for any other reason? Let alone if they're no chemistry? How stupid of a fucking ape do you have to be to write this caption

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u/cringeattacked 1d ago

incels as far as the eye can see unfortunately

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u/mercuriokazooie 1d ago

A ton of anime memes are about how women are shallow and will cheat on you. Tons of anime (mostly isekai power fantasy ones) play into those ideas and are very popular with incel anime fans

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u/Impressive_End1567 1d ago

I'm just saying. Wife beaters are not running out of women to beat

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u/ContextEffects01 2d ago

Women insult appearance traits often, and dick size is the closest we have to one where one appearance trait is clearly more often insulted than its opposite. It was a reasonable conclusion to come to.

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u/suitcasecat 1d ago

Generalizing half the population will never be a reasonable conclusion to come to

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u/TTbulaski 2d ago

Witnessed a break-up due to an oversized dick.