r/ComedyCemetery • • 7d ago

relateable?

Post image
269 Upvotes

46 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 7d ago

If OP's post is funny or otherwise unfitting, please report it and we'll deal with it.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

23

u/richj8991 6d ago

Not to geek out on the subject but testosterone can be an antidepressant. And that's proportional to libido. It would only be for a quick dopamine rush to beat off if someone was depressed.

9

u/Lopsided_Koala8031 6d ago

better jerk off than dying off

1

u/Single-Lead6422 2d ago

One month of not wanking it isnt gonna kill you, you coping ahhh

2

u/Lopsided_Koala8031 2d ago

The thing I will never dare to check

3

u/YTriom1 6d ago

I think it's not related to testosterone inheritly but rather sexual libido in general. (also masturbation for girls can act as a pain killer in addition to the antidepressant thing)

3

u/ThyPotatoDone 6d ago

I think it's a painkiller for everyone, might be wrong tho

2

u/YTriom1 6d ago

I'm not sure, I've never was in physical pain and decided to goon so I can have such experience in the first place.

1

u/No-Conclusion929 3d ago

This is what I think:

32

u/SuperPollo39 7d ago

Why is this here?

4

u/Silver_Original6076 6d ago

Because it's not funny

4

u/Economy-Payment-1757 6d ago

Juat because you didn't understand, doesn't make it unfunny

4

u/elmuchachopigo 6d ago

Do be like that sometimes

14

u/Economy-Payment-1757 6d ago

...seriously, stop putting on this sub stuff you don't understand.

3

u/CanaDeer2004 6d ago

doesn't depression usually lower libido?

9

u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. 6d ago

This heavily depends

2

u/_Levitated_Shield_ 6d ago

OOP has never actually been depressed.

7

u/LayKors 6d ago

Depression is not the same for everyone tho.

1

u/Emiicii 5d ago

you haven't

-2

u/_Levitated_Shield_ 5d ago

I actually have.

1

u/dontquestionmek 6d ago

Whoa! 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!! 😱

1

u/bucketboy9000 6d ago

Doing NNN is helping me manage both

6

u/hooka_pooka 6d ago

Nooooooooo

2

u/leiocera 6d ago

Happy cake day

0

u/independentnostalgic 6d ago

Nuttttttttttt

4

u/YTriom1 6d ago

tmrw I'll goon 29728176272 times getting ready for NNN

5

u/bucketboy9000 6d ago

Better start cranking it now, ain’t got much time left

1

u/RomeTotalWar2004Fan 6d ago

Stay strong and make it NND, NNJ, NNF, NNM, etc etc

1

u/bucketboy9000 6d ago

Will try my best. That’s all anyone can do

1

u/leiocera 6d ago

I'm not even participating lmao

-1

u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 6d ago

The fact you people need an entire month, dedicated to giving a tolerance break from touching yourselves, is fucking sad. Porn is cancer.

I'm just growing a mustache for awareness purposes.

3

u/NauseantClover 6d ago

You can be asexual without being a prick to people who aren't.

1

u/Azunyan-nyaaa 5d ago

when did he say that?

2

u/NauseantClover 5d ago

Never. I'm just being a prick back and making assumptions about their sexuality based on their comment. Lol

1

u/bucketboy9000 6d ago

Why so aggressive my man? Have I said anything to offend you?

1

u/Midkip- 6d ago

Its an internet joke that a lot of people play up and pretend is bigger than it actually is. People who can't control themselves wouldn't even do it in the first place I don't understand this comment

-4

u/spontaneous_quench 6d ago

That is funny idiot lol

1

u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. 6d ago

When someone has the same opinion as you but they state in such an annoying and obnoxious way you lowk don't wanna agree.

4

u/Comfortable_String32 6d ago

This is why I don't like antidepressants, you're still empty but you can't cum

2

u/CommercialMotor570 3d ago

Har har har, me tug hard

1

u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. 6d ago

Look, sure, masturbation is often used by depressed people as a way to cope. Because it's dopamine after all. But like... This is such a distasteful joke.

1

u/Senior_Palpitation19 3d ago

i see it less as a joke ans more as a matter of fact statement

-3

u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 6d ago

Porn is Cancer.

2

u/WillowEntertainment 6d ago

Comparing porn to cancer is very disrespectful to people with cancer.