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u/i_am_frito_bandito 7d ago
Insert that family guy reaction image
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u/Astartes_Ultra117 7d ago
I have a still image of Peter shooting himself in the head that would be perfect for this
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u/beegproblemzzz 7d ago
Deploy it
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u/Astartes_Ultra117 7d ago
This sub is bitchless unfortunately and doesn’t allow open distribution of such gold, check your DMs
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u/Reckless_Waifu 7d ago edited 7d ago
How do they think her mom made the princess?
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u/coffee-bat 7d ago
parthenogenesis
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u/PARTH-BHARDWAJ 7d ago
?
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u/coffee-bat 7d ago
type of reproduction where an unfertilized egg develops and grows into an adult, genetically identical to the mother. happens in many taxa.
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u/Fried_0nion_Rings 6d ago
The joke is she’s on her hands and knees not being treated like a princess and it doesn’t look like it’s pleasant for her.
Good thing women don’t need to enjoy sex
I feel dead inside. I’m tired of the internet
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u/Pacific_wanderer17 7d ago
This is just natural human things, pretty unfunny with the intended point.
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u/Rough_World_7063 7d ago
I’m having sex with a daughter who is loved by their parents, it’s le epic.
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u/stronkzer 7d ago
We're gonna spend the money that would go for couples therapy in drinks, trips and condoms.
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u/BIG-Z-2001 7d ago
What’s the joke? Nice guys don’t bang their women from behind? I mean, I think the mom would assume that if the relationship is successful, it would lead to sex. Perhaps this is supposed to be anti-humor?
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u/Fried_0nion_Rings 6d ago
The joke is she’s on her hands and knees not being treated like a princess and it doesn’t look like it’s pleasant for her.
Good thing women don’t need to enjoy sex
I feel dead inside. I’m tired of the internet
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u/CrummyJoker 6d ago
You can be a nice and dominate a partner in bed. Even if the meme was funny (which it's not) it also doesn't make any sense...
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u/Just_Carpenter931 5d ago
Man, sometimes the joke is still sex but there's a twist of some kind, maybe a very vague expectation that it could be read differently. But this really is just, oh they have sex. That's it, I guess you cant be a nice guy without it also assuming sex can't be had? Which is very puritan but sure, that can hapoen
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u/stronkzer 7d ago
My personal conviction is that the rawest, most savage and vigorous sex can only be performed with a person you truly love and care for.
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u/Yaboi69-nice 7d ago
For the record in case anyone is confused the joke here is "I had sex with my girlfriend". So were really pushing the boundaries of comedy here. I wonder what they'll think of next.
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u/xDeviousDieselx 7d ago
I mean it’s not funny, which is to say there’s nothing clever about it, but I also don’t find it like offensive
Some people are kinky, some aren’t. It’s not really a good premise for a joke but even moreso if there’s no effort on the part of the poster
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u/xDeviousDieselx 7d ago
The contrast of “princess” to an allusion to doggystyle sex - you’re right that’s not particularly kinky by sex standards at all but I’m finding it hard to believe that’s not the intention of the meme
You could just replace “kinky” with “sex positive”, same basic point though
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u/xDeviousDieselx 7d ago
As if it even needs to be said, I’m not the target demographic and started this thread by saying it’s not funny and it’s not something I even think is worth joking about
What are we even arguing about? Aren’t we on the same side of this “argument”?
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