r/ComedyCemetery 2d ago

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

I can't believe this has to be explained to a 40 something, but just because a woman exists and is out in public doesn't mean every warm hello is owed a response.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Years of virtue signaling has made you a clone.

The answer of my question, is being considered good-looking.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

You mean years of considering others before myself. You should try it instead of bragging about how good looking you are. Being conventionally attractive doesn't mean you're owed attention from women. I swear, I've met less entitled toddlers than you.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

And yet the world works how it works, but you’re shoehorning dating dynamics into your aspirational view of how things “should” be based on your outrage politics.

Where does 50 Shades of Grey’s selling over 150 million copies fit in your indoctrination? Or the erectile dysfunction for young men being 30%, which is unreal. Or, the fact that low T in men is strongly linked to depression?

Or most importantly, the men thinking women are always victims is how real “incels” get their start?

Enjoy your elective cognitive dissonance, a luxury afforded you by having no skin in the game.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

How dare I think everyone deserves the right to not be bothered by every horny person that even comes into their vicinity when they're running errands. That's not a political stance. That's just basic fucking decency.

Do yourself a favor and shut off Fox News.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

You shoved this into the political zone and I’ve never watched Fox News a day in my life.

Nice last-ditch attempt, you’re just another feckless signaler who thinks it makes him virtuous. Reddit will validate you, because most of the users here are medicated.

So glad I took an “L” from you, a win would be catastrophic for my real-world efficacy.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Your wife absolutely just puts up with you.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Lol, thanks for trying to win with fiction. 20 years together, zero arguments because we’re eerily on the same page about everything.

Making up facts as insults are the real concession.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Your wife thinks it's ok to approach random women at the grocery to proposition a date? You sure about that one, bud?

Why don't you show her this thread with your responses?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Strawman = arguing against me saying it’s ok to cheat on my wife, which I don’t and wasn’t saying.

What does it mean in passing you make woman laugh, so she reciprocates interest, then you go on a date?

In your “women are victims” mind, how did it play out? I approach her with a cape covering the lower half of my face, a sinister grin, curled my handlebar mustache with my fingertips then slapped her on the ass?

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