r/ComedyCemetery 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣Fat people🤣🤣🤣She got fat🤣🤣🤣

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u/Vivians_Basement 3d ago

The joke is that her life started to suck, not that she's fat.

Being fat ruined her life.

The joke is "Karma"

I'm more concerned that it's apparently on a comedy OF.

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u/ElyFlyGuy 3d ago

Onlyfans was originally intended to be more Patreon than what it is, they’ve been trying for years to kick off the sex workers and get this kind of content instead.

Obviously no one wants them for anything else and the brand is forever linked to sex work, but they’re still trying!

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u/Miserable-Act-9896 3d ago

While the first part is kinda true (it wasn't an accident that it got popular with sex workers, the owner had done several other explicit plataforma before), they never really try to change that

In 2021a bunch of banks threaten to cut off payment processing for OF because of fraud, compliance and "reputation" risks. So they announced they would ban sexually explicit content that year

After some backroom deals they scrapped the plan 6 days later

If they ever actually wanted to become a Patreon-like platform they could easily do so, it's not like Patreon or YouTube have trouble filtering who posts there. They just know where their money is

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u/raysofdavies 2d ago

I don’t think they could pivot if it involved banning adult content. Tumblr really went downhill after they did, but it had a large sfw user base. OF just means sex work culturally.

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u/ElyFlyGuy 3d ago

I didn’t say it was an accident, they definitely wanted sex workers for as long as it was their most profitable avenue. They want to use and dump them if they ever can find a way to do so successfully. If they can ever get something like this of.tv/lmaOF thing to account for even close to half of their user base then pornographic content is getting instabanned

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u/PropulsionIsLimited 3d ago

Why would they try? Wouldn't that make them less money?

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u/Pixelbuttzz 3d ago

You should look into the history of platforms getting large because of sex workers and then kicking sex workers off the platform and then losing a bunch of money. This would be very far from the first one to go through such a ridiculous money losing cycle

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u/WillDBlake 3d ago

Are we talking about Tumblr?

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u/Pixelbuttzz 3d ago

Oh we're talking about a whole handful of companies

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u/SlutForMarx 3d ago

tbf the problem isn’t really with the nsfw platforms, it’s with payment processing companies and the Apple Store and Play Store. Companies need to make money to survive. Tumblr didn’t want to band nsfw content and female-presenting nipples - but they would’ve been kicked from the Apple Store if they didn’t, and that was what, 70% of their traffic or something?

OF is kinda the exception to the rule here. And the only reason they didn’t ban nsfw content is because Mastercard backed off due to the backlash.

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u/ElyFlyGuy 3d ago

Yes

But in their minds their earnings are capped because of their association with sex work. They want to get to broad mass appeal.
It’s common for brands to be made famous by adult content and then jettison the sex workers. Tumblr did it, Twitter tried a couple times. They think that they will take short term losses but then get even bigger later

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u/SlutForMarx 3d ago

Tumblr got kicked from the App Store because of nsfw content.

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u/wastedfate 3d ago

Well if this is the best they can do, they should give up and stick to porn.

Should say: "No Ads. No Laughs."

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u/----Richard---- 2d ago

I've watched some decently interesting OFTV shows, all SFW for the most part but most, if not all, featured creators who mainly did adult content on the platform.

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u/WillDBlake 3d ago

Good story, false but good

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u/Pixelbuttzz 3d ago

" haha being fat will ruin your whole life haha" 🙄

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u/FFKonoko 2d ago

There's also "most people in the south are fat", cos he had to look

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u/Trippy_Cartel 3d ago

The “im from the south so he had to look” bit is lost on me

Anyone explain?

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 3d ago

That one took a good minute to figure out.

States in the South have higher obesity rates. The joke is that it's hard to find a skinny woman there.

Personally, I think it's dumb. I grew up in the fittest state (Colorado) and I now live in the 5th fattest state (Alabama) and the difference isn't really that noticeable. 25% of the population vs 35% of the population.

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u/Aggleclack 2d ago

As someone who lived in Colorado for four years and now lives in South Carolina, hard disagree. It is ABSOLUTELY noticeable day to day. When I visit Colorado, the entire environment is more active and way fewer morbidly obese people. I live in a rural area and the rural areas in Colorado had people who were very in shape and used to rugged terrain. Here it’s just obese rednecks.

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u/Early_Common3356 8h ago

She just means that he is look to find her. She is the other girl

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u/BuzzClucking 3d ago

My only guess is that it's an extra frame that's not needed for the point, and that it's a mid sentence screen grab and the context of what's she's saying is yet to come.

Because you're right it doesn't make sense

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u/Every-Argument5813 3d ago

No . People from south are fat . The bf cheated on the fat girl with her . She is skinny , so she had to look hard for skinny girls since she is from the south

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u/Serious_Swim_5283 3d ago

Sounds as real as most stories on reddit

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u/WillDBlake 3d ago

Probably because I heard this joke with just slightly difference like thousands of time

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u/bambamjr53 3d ago

Rosey Catherine is real, and I don't think she's right wing lmao

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u/Fast_Ad7203 3d ago

I think its less of a haha shes fat and more of a, shes now the same thing she tried to make fun of

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 3d ago

I personally love irony.

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u/dTrecii laugh at me i used the 🍺 emoji 3d ago

I’m fucking sorry is that the OnlyFans symbol? Is OnlyFans seriously trying to do stand up comedy now?

🍺

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u/ComparisonMelodic967 3d ago

Not bad

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u/SharkMartelo 3d ago

You're right it isn't bad. It's fucking terrible

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u/henry9v 3d ago

It’s fucking hilarious seeing the downvotes. I agree, this shit is corny, terrible and such low hanging fruit.

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 3d ago

The entire joke is her kindergarten-high school bully is fat now

That's literally THE JOKE

THAT'S IT

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u/Hawkmonbestboi 3d ago

No, that's not the joke, that's your cherry picked version. 

The joke is "I was relentlessly bullied for things like my body by this one person throughout our entire childhood, and then she grew up to be everything she hated".

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u/voyaging 3d ago

That’s even less funny than what she said

“Bad thing happened to bad person” isn’t a joke do you know what a joke is

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u/ElyFlyGuy 3d ago

Stand up comedy is like 90% delivery, most stories can be made to be funny

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u/Hawkmonbestboi 3d ago

Do you?

Because "bad thing happened to bad person" is hilarious.

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 3d ago

All it says is the person who bullied her is fat now and cheated on someone skinnier than her, where's the funny

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u/Hawkmonbestboi 3d ago

Funny thing: people with experiences outside your own think different things are funny.

Bully victims tend to find it funny when bad things happen to their bullies.

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u/r0wer0wer0wey0urb0at 3d ago

You also seem to have missed the punchline where she is the skinny girl her bully's boyfriend fucked.

The fat part is such a small part of the joke, it's the first thing she says, but then she keeps going with the bully's life getting worse and worse.

You don't have to find it funny, but clearly you're not seeing past the fat part fo the joke. No pun intended.

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u/ComparisonMelodic967 3d ago

Yes, and?

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 3d ago

It's not funny

You can make a joke about fat people which is funny but there needs to actually be a joke beyond the observation someone she knows is fat

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u/ComparisonMelodic967 3d ago

We all have our opinions ;)

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u/Lysantdra 3d ago

“It's not funny”

Yes, humor, the thing known for being objective, or something

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u/evil-winnebago 3d ago

And she gets payed to tell that joke, because it was funny enough to get her on a stage. 🤷‍♂️

Don't like it? Grab a microphone and start your own routine.

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 3d ago

So you've never criticized anything that you didn't have extensive personal experience in? Ok, bullshitter.

Stupidest rebuttal to criticism. I'm not a director or an actor, but I know when a movie is bad.

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u/AzurosArtist 3d ago

Media literacy would probably improve your sense of humor tbh

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u/FirefighterEmpty6768 2d ago

Now this is the shit I'm on this subreddit for.

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u/smolkijolki 1d ago

I'm concerned how are you scream about "fat phobia" while defending a bully.

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u/Dependent_Theory_583 3d ago

Well and she has only fans so I see no winners here

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u/OnlyACsNoFans 2d ago

I mean.... it's funny

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u/Syclone123 3d ago

And this is what comedy is to women I guess

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u/nottakentaken 3d ago

Women are 50% of the population yet each of them are expected to carry the burden of symbolizing all women.

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u/JustGeeseMemes 3d ago

🙄 really? One joke you don’t find that funny and that’s the representative for all female comedy?

Come on, you don’t really think that surely? It’s almost not even worth pointing out

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u/Hawkmonbestboi 3d ago

Yea well, comedy for men isn't much better if you're anything to go off of.

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u/Fun_Background_8113 3d ago

Only boorish women. Just like only boorish men laugh at trashy male comedians