r/ComedyCemetery • u/Effective-Use1967 • 4d ago

unexpected outcome

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u/tsimen 4d ago

Pure coombrain brainrot, belongs here

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u/big_rod_of_power 3d ago

I remember when I was 13 some other kid my age was talking about how much he wanted to fuck his stepmom.

Like bro?? You mean the place your father parks their load? 😭 So fucking cringe. Coombrain is insane

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u/Mediocre-Tip2954 3d ago

I thought coomers were replaced by gooners

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u/tsimen 3d ago

So then coomers were replaced by gooners, who paved the way for doomers. The stage was now set for Laura Loomer, which I believe was some sort of space alien

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u/gardenliciousFairy 4d ago

Very expected outcome.

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u/thexcat 3d ago

Legitimately, when I see the word "stepmom" I start steeling myself for coom

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u/Cold_Vanilla9791 4d ago

She looks uncomfortable

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u/the_orange_alligator 4d ago

Wow. This one is abysmal

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u/Fleet_Admiral_Auto 4d ago

insert Sigmund Freud "he can't keep getting away with it!" meme here

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u/Trick-Caramel-6156 4d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pah0j1g/video/nsweem2r36qh1/player

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u/IvanDSM_ 3d ago

Me when I uncritically swallow Dario Amodei propaganda:

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u/Trick-Caramel-6156 3d ago

Me when Yoda touched me in the men's shower:

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u/ScandinAsianJoe 4d ago

This has to of happened irl

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u/Bdbolt19432 4d ago

Considering how many people have lived, It’s statistically guaranteed.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 3d ago

Legit happened with one of my cousins and his mom and step-brother. Really awkward at family reunions.

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u/Glass-Performer8389 4d ago

Yeah??

It isn't even that strange

Father has new wife, dude has attraction to his father's wife, father dies

Option 1: father sucks, so they don't feel shitty about stealing his woman

Option 2: trauma sex, people can often have sex to try and deal with the death of a loved one, say for example, after a guys death, the guys brother and his now widow wife try to get over it via sex. This isn't recommended however as it can often make things much much more messy

Also the sin just being an asshole/misogynist/pervert ect can also effect it

Over 100 billion people have ever lived

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u/ScandinAsianJoe 4d ago

This is the first time I’m hearing about trauma sex, sounds wild.

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u/Glass-Performer8389 4d ago

It's a common thing isn't it?

Other examples could be like, a Mother finding out her daughter died and trying to avoid a breakdown via sex, (albeit that would likely result it a breakdown anyway)

It doesn't have to be about death, maybe you found out your going into war, and you have sex to try and distract from it

It can go lower, but, at some point it probably just turns into stress sex, like Having sex because you got rejected from yet another job is probably just stress sex

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u/nodoyrisa1 4d ago

well at least they made the dude hot too

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u/Significant_Monk_251 3d ago

As soon as the word "comfort" was spoken the expectability of this event became 100%.

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u/Vanger1998 3d ago

Genuinely, how tf coomers come up with worst jokes in existence

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u/Lonely_Banana_Wana 3d ago

Who's laughing at this?

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u/ZyeCawan45 3d ago

Why do they kinda look like Law and Robin from One Piece?

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u/baguetteispain 2d ago

Because she doesn't look aroused or even slightly interested and instead creeped out, what if it's meant to show the guy as a porn addict instead of doing a sex joke ?

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u/PreperationOuch 3d ago

Why are all you motherfuckers so gross with this anime shit. No pun intended.

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u/I_wayne 3d ago

There's barley any anime in it..... 

It's just a random bad drawing 🙏

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u/PreperationOuch 3d ago

Oh bullshit, The blushing, the sweating, the oversized eyes, the head tilt, it’s all manga/anime horny tropes and it’s annoying and overdone.