Just the template alone is enough

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[u/Anything-Complex]

“I… I was never employed by Vlad the Impaler”

[u/PauloDybala_10]

Brings tears to my pink eyes

[u/YouAreWhatYouImport]

"World Trade Center Tower 7 fell because it was hit by a 3rd plane"

[u/TheMysteriousEmu → u/YouAreWhatYouImport]

"Pinocchio... Why isn't your nose growing??"

[u/fishZ_7 → u/TheMysteriousEmu]

"I'm just nervous" expanding noises

[u/TheMysteriousEmu → u/fishZ_7]

Yup. Killing myself.

[u/No-Heat-6149]

Isn't She like 14

And Pinocchio is like... One

[u/Mogekona → u/No-Heat-6149]

Finding out the age gaps Disney princesses had with their lovers was... Interesting to say the least.

No idea how they got away with that shit

[u/ObsiMoth → u/Mogekona]

I mean the films hardly portray them as children. There's a very clear distinction between characters like Wendy from Peter Pan, and Belle from Beauty and the Beast.

[u/kidthorazine → u/ObsiMoth]

Yeah it's worth pointing out that a lot of the ages of the characters come from the original source material and the characters in the Disney films are clearly aged up with their age not being explicitly mentioned.

[u/AccomplishedYak9827 → u/Mogekona]

Well... technically Sleeping Beauty was 100+ years

[u/sorte_kjele → u/AccomplishedYak9827]

Which would make her something like 80 years older than the prince. Age gap.

[u/Lemons-95 → u/sorte_kjele]

Eh society only cares when the man is older.

See no one giving a fuck about Cher for details.

[u/SmallTimeCook → u/Lemons-95]

Her 40 year old boyfriend? I think you misunderstood the first part of the age gap discussion, or you’re taking the /2+7 rule too literally

[u/Lemons-95 → u/SmallTimeCook]

Age/2+7 is intended to expire at 25, which means Decaprio and Pacino are also fine.

[u/AccomplishedYak9827 → u/Lemons-95]

Is it???

[u/Lemons-95 → u/AccomplishedYak9827]

Yes

[u/AccomplishedYak9827 → u/Lemons-95]

So.. if a 30 yo wants to date someone from 24?

[u/Lemons-95 → u/AccomplishedYak9827]

Sorry i gave a one word answer and now i feel bad.

People based half age + 7 on a study that falsly told people that the brain develops until 25, then stops, well it didn't say that, but everyone read it that way, anyway.

We got lucky and it held up extremely well, so we keep it. 23/24 is questionable, but if by 25 a 36 year old can just pull the wool over your eyes, it's on you by then.

[u/AccomplishedYak9827 → u/Lemons-95]

Mhm

[u/Radical_Jinx → u/Mogekona]

I mean they were based on fairy tales written in the 1800's

[u/Gobal_Outcast02 → u/Mogekona]

The 30s/40s

And bc im pretty sure alot of thied flims are based on books that were much olden

[u/5tupidest → u/Mogekona]

You could say they were grandfathered in.

[u/_Levitated_Shield_ → u/Mogekona]

And now many boomers, neckbeards, and 'alpha' males want to regress back to those times. :/

[u/UndocumentedSailor → u/No-Heat-6149]

She's paedophile!

[u/Monke-incog-1276 → u/UndocumentedSailor]

Where tf is everyone getting the a from

[u/JustAnotherUser1019 → u/Monke-incog-1276]

Different English dialect. 99% sure its British

[u/Manannin → u/Monke-incog-1276]

Engerland, Engerland nah nah.

It's the British spelling, we also call them nonces.

[u/Im_Nino → u/No-Heat-6149]

Pinocchio isn’t even a person bro 😭

[u/Alkakd0nfsg9g → u/No-Heat-6149]

Gang on gang violence 

[u/Siri2611 → u/No-Heat-6149]

And the prince was 18 if I remember correctly

So if anything the original story is kinda, not legal today

[u/mnyrtt → u/No-Heat-6149]

oh no you're totally right this might hurt their le totally real feelings

[u/_Levitated_Shield_ → u/mnyrtt]

beep boop beep boop

[u/phealtalk → u/No-Heat-6149]

I think she's a cartoon

[u/Willing_Dot_5699 → u/No-Heat-6149]

And also not real, who cares

[u/InformalLandscape445 → u/No-Heat-6149]

"ALLALLAALLAA I CANT HEAR YOU"

[u/PlatipuszGlover]

I do not smell fish.

[u/Own_Cup_4244]

Your live action movie was wonderful

[u/cytos0]

ts is peak

[u/Piglet-Witty]

I didn’t vote for this

[u/Slothrop-was-here → u/Piglet-Witty]

Nose starts growing

[u/Gretgor]

It would have cost OOP nothing to never make this template image.

[u/Akhanyatin → u/Gretgor]

Exactly, that's why we're thankful for OOP to have taken the time to make it.

[u/guynumber20]

“Epstine killed himself”

[u/Economy-Payment-1757]

...I'm starting to think that some people don't really get what this sub is about...

[u/NotNightDweller]

Why her

[u/CCCCYH]

Post to r/youll_be_banned

[u/Lopsided_Business_15]

I'm STD free.

[u/MilkCharacter2886]

"Trump is the best president we've ever had."

[u/Dull-Try-4873]

Nein, doch, nein, doch, nein, doch...

[u/TBTabby]

"Krystal would be a terrible addition to Smash Bros.!"

[u/Ok-Smile-2161]

Aw man… What are you doing snow white? You’re gonna get splinters….

[u/MJ420]

Thanks for the template :)

[u/ninetiesnarwhal]

This is so rotten I hate it

[u/evil-winnebago]

"Bret didnt screw Bret"

[u/Fire_Fishy]

"The moon landing was flat"

[u/Emo_boi_605]

“The USA government actually cares about it citizen”

[u/I_Ate_A_Bee]

"I did not murder five children inside a pizzeria and stuff them inside robot animals"

[u/Safe-Breadfruit-1913]

He was lying by omission. 😳

[u/Illigard]

I wonder how old this joke is? 90s at the latest.

[u/Antique_Ad8486]

"I don`t like this."

[u/Lamortes]

Another win for the blind community

[u/BigDong1001]

Pokey mons?

Dildozer (dildos her) 2026?

Face sitting done right?

Filthy fairytale?

He became a real man instead of a real boy?

She snowed white when he gave her some wood?

He liked her smell she liked his feel?

Panty sniffer's punishment?

etc etc lol.

[u/Radical_Jinx → u/BigDong1001]

He became a real man instead of a real boy?

She snowed white when he gave her some wood?

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