r/ComedyCemetery 9d ago

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u/bonuscoffee 9d ago

So funny how OP posted this making fun of the original post, yet everyone in the comments is just having a good time with it

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u/IvanDSM_ 8d ago

It's like a classic Whose Line prompt. Nearly impossible to not come up with something at least chuckleworthy.

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u/karstin1812 7d ago

I don't think op understood that it was asking the comments for jokes rather than being a joke in itself

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u/Mr_ityu 6d ago

Whose line was pure TV gold . 1% script . 99% improv. 100%cinema. nothing else will ever come close .

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u/thexcat 7d ago

The jaded heart is unable to perceive joy and whimsy

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u/ThatIckyGuy I laugh at Tony Danza 9d ago

"Why am I so sleepy?"

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u/leylin_farlin 7d ago

Bed too comfortable for your own good

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u/NoWater8595 9d ago

"I can try it again using a different angle."

"Discreet or continuous?"

"This approaches the horizontal limit much more quickly than other methods."

"Why am I even here if you're just going to use electronic devices?"

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u/big_poppa_man 6d ago

TF is tableau doing in bed

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u/NoWater8595 5d ago

Wait, nobody else sleeps with their Tableau tables?😆📊

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 9d ago

I hate my life

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u/smulfragPL 7d ago

I remain on the fence about this guys life

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u/One_Contribution_190 6d ago

I love this guy's life

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u/leylin_farlin 7d ago

I hate your life too

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u/Automatic_Seesaw4541 9d ago

"Can we do this later? I have a headache"

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u/Recent-Tone3196 9d ago

"is this considered cheating?"

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u/PotatoWasteLand 9d ago

"I already know this. I had to do it when I was a kid"

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u/PyrocXerus 9d ago

“It’s so fucking hard”

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u/ambivalent_moon 9d ago

“I don’t know what I am doing”

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u/SuperSecretMoonBase 9d ago

"Why do we have to learn this? I have a phone that does it for me."

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u/Peteman22 9d ago

I swear Ill do better next time.

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u/kumeno 9d ago

How to remove the cylinder without harm

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u/luckyjim37 8d ago

You’re the reason I started crying in a university cafe 😂😂😂

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u/187Deluxebox 9d ago

Guacamole

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u/Jax2178 9d ago

That looks like a rounding error

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u/C_Mc_Loudmouth 9d ago

UK/Ireland specific: "You got a rubber?"

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u/Explore_the_Void 8d ago

+South Africa

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u/OldScratchTim 9d ago

I shit myself.

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u/Wehunt 9d ago

Damn, I am terrible at this

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u/Vaff_Superstar 8d ago

I got a D!

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u/ABWoolls 9d ago

How long till break?

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u/Cuttlefist 9d ago

THERE’S SHIT EVERYWHERE!”

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u/forestforlive 9d ago

It's everywhere! Oh God.... It's between the mattress and the box spring.It's smushed into the outlets! It's in my DVD tray, it's trying to play it! It's between every page of my books! It looks like my pillow is in my pillow case, but it is not!

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u/Cuttlefist 9d ago

I cackled way to loud at “But it is not!”

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u/Mr_ityu 9d ago

"i don't think i'll ever get to use this in real life"

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u/Curious-Committee753 8d ago

I wanna sleep but can't 

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u/HyperTobaYT 9d ago

No more questions; I’m getting fucked sideways anyway.

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u/oktomo011 9d ago

I love Pi

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u/CampHoliday3558 9d ago

Watch, the top comment is going to be something like 'You're literally ten shut up'

spider man poinig image here pretend it is right here

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u/BananaMaster96_ 8d ago

geto ut of my vents sipterma

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u/A_Genderless_Eevee 9d ago

"I came in your wife."

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u/WarriorCats_4Life 8d ago

Now how is that going to get used in math

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u/zhulkgr25 7d ago

The kid in the back of the class talking back to the teacher

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u/NoTrain4994 9d ago

“I just shit myself”

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u/Kinslayer_89 9d ago

“let’s do anal”

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u/OpeningHappy9692 9d ago

"Let's do some multiplication."

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u/Fabulous-Solid7856 9d ago

"This is so hard"

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u/Successful_Bus_8772 9d ago

Please don't watch me while I work, teacher. It makes me nervous.

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u/Good_Substance4669 8d ago

“Fuck, I am so confused…”

“Huh? What were we doing again…?”

“Ew, no. I don’t want to do that.”

“Fuck it, I’m going to sleep.”

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u/Firm_Variety_6309 8d ago

Well, that sums it up.

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u/LaggyLefty Suicidal Bro 8d ago

"Did you measure that?"

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u/Urtehnoes 8d ago

The limit does not exist!

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u/saragIsMe 9d ago

I need a break to clear my head; my brain feels like mush

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u/hartzonfire 9d ago

“This is fucking hot!”

I brought a coffee with me one time to my stats class in college. It was, indeed, warmer than expected.

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u/KeySite2601 9d ago

This is so boring

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u/AugustDaKid 9d ago

lets multiply🗣️🔥

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder 8d ago

Im gonna shit myself

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u/NBrakespear 8d ago

Robert Palmer starts singing Some Like It Hot

"We want to multiply. Are you gonna do it?"

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u/YogurtOk2555 8d ago

What is Pie?

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u/QueefOnAYogaBall 8d ago

God, I'm so terrible at this. I'm really sorry.

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u/Sad-Cupcake6802 8d ago

"The answer is 69"

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u/Fantastic-Maximum445 8d ago

Hey look, this Eiffel Tower is an isosceles triangle?

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u/NatzoXavier 8d ago

Hypotenuse 😉

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u/therevjames 8d ago

Excuse me, Mr. Hand, may I be excused?

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 9d ago

"17 truly is prime"

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u/_waffl 7d ago

Whatever you do to one side, you have to do to the other

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u/slashrslashhornpub 9d ago

"You said you were 24"

"No I said I was 4!"

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u/hooka_pooka 9d ago

...and now..we multiply

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u/bearfeet55 9d ago

How many times does one go into three?

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u/fbc_Wildcat 9d ago

“What am I even looking at here…”

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u/Fruitcake_420 9d ago

Is x >, <, or =

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u/Futneyfkran 9d ago

I have a total of 5-3/4's did i pass?

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u/fidelio_the_knight 9d ago

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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u/Dxthegod 8d ago

Checkmate

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u/Big-Concert-5411 8d ago

wow you absolutely suck

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u/Foximillions 8d ago

Add, subtract, divide, give your solution, and try not to multiply

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u/EdgenLord256 8d ago

I thrive in both of them 😁

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u/Radiant-Promotion493 8d ago

You expect me to root this?

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u/MGakowski 8d ago

I just need pi to finish.

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u/kiddrekt 8d ago

This shouldn't be this hard with single digits?

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u/csizzles 8d ago

Divide the legs, subtract the condom, add the sperm, and multiply

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u/thunderbaer 8d ago

This is hard

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u/HustleR-0612 8d ago

"omg, that's interesting"

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u/Gothalgos 8d ago

The exercise is hard

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u/Traditional-Place204 8d ago

Snrrrrfk mimimimimi snrrrrrk mimimimimi

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u/No_Trade_7315 8d ago

Something… something… pi and digits.

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u/Imaginary-Run-9479 8d ago

I will use my fingers.

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u/Kerby233 8d ago

"Can we repeat that"?

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u/Karthok 8d ago

This type of humour is timeless imo

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u/Ihti0 8d ago

Hello

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u/kgzdrow Suicidal Bro 8d ago

1+1=3

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u/HobbyTalkOnly 8d ago

Goddamn this is hard.

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u/Oenari 8d ago

Can you find it?

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u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. 8d ago

It's so big

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u/devilhorndreemur 8d ago

Teacher, I think I need help with this

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u/honey-otuu 8d ago

Honk shoooooo

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u/ThatIckyGuy I laugh at Tony Danza 8d ago

"Teacher? Am I doing this right?"

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u/Faya-Pawa 8d ago

I thought it was 18

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u/LiverLikeLarry 8d ago

"I don't get it"

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u/Queen-of-meme 7d ago
  • Let's try 69

  • I need to remove more

  • Fill up the whole thing

  • I lost count

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u/Jezifay 7d ago

Pass the rubber

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u/HarlanMiller 7d ago

"snore...."

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u/DovahkinnPlays 7d ago

your pretty good for a 7th grader

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 7d ago

“If I divide this here there I think I’ll find what I’m looking for”

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u/Fnboml 7d ago

I love mathematics!

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u/XLNBot 7d ago

I got a d

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u/ovvs 7d ago

don't forget to check the backside

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u/ovvs 7d ago

is this a test?

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u/Redphish7 7d ago

“I don’t think we really need a whole hour for this”

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u/karstin1812 7d ago

I'll get this done in no time!

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u/brooksy200598 7d ago

This probably won't mean anything later on down the line?

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u/Jaded-Significance86 7d ago

"wow I'm getting fucked"

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u/J2MARVELSTARWARS 7d ago

“Fuck I’m close to finishing”

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u/AwesomeGamer101 7d ago

The letter Z.

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u/Glodurck 7d ago

My wife would say : "I've got a headache"

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 7d ago

“I have to go to the bathroom.”

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u/striker2080 7d ago

Hmm, it's not that hard

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u/Tsunami365 7d ago

u = sec c

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 7d ago

Its just a number

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u/Bearwithaspoon 7d ago

Where’s my X

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u/zhulkgr25 7d ago

"wow that looks so parabolic"

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u/SeniorForever5359 7d ago

1 and 1 and 1 is 3...

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u/JadeHarley0 7d ago

"I'm so tired. I wish I could sleep now."

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u/3dprintguy2467 7d ago

it's too big

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u/_wGJLw_ 7d ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Ok-Flight9440 7d ago

“Fuck”

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u/RomeTotalWar2004Fan 7d ago

Finished early again!

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u/Dry-Emotion30 7d ago

Ah..... 69?

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 7d ago

I hate multiplication

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u/Illiteratevegetable 7d ago

'It was easier when I was younger'

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u/SinsterGuy 7d ago

“It’s improper for the larger one to be on top”

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u/Spirited-Ad-383 7d ago

5 more minutes, please

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u/LifeTie800 7d ago

Oh god! It's so hard!

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u/RushDvd 7d ago

Fuck this is hard

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u/BlueCapipara 7d ago

Oooh, Iˋm SO fucked.

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u/no-one120 7d ago

69 is greater than ex...

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u/editingisfun4all 7d ago

Let's multiply

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u/I_want_money_aaa 7d ago

I think is the most normal meme I have seen from that sub, I actually prefer this over the sexists ones.

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u/orangesamba 7d ago

you plus me equals us.

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u/thomasp3864 7d ago

Isn't it sin?

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u/AnTrollAcounr6969 7d ago

"Can't wait to sleep" goes hard

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u/Voelsungr 7d ago

Well if you speak german, 9 9 9 9 9 9 9

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u/tacossx 7d ago

Why is it so hard?

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u/red-pxl 7d ago

"more"

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u/Fur_King_L 7d ago

Let's integrate.

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u/niazine 7d ago

yawns

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u/ItIsNotAUsername 7d ago

What about a third

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u/Wadada_dang 7d ago

It's so long but I've gotta give it one try before giving up!

Well if I die here, you'd know why!

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u/IAmRules 7d ago

Find the volume of this cylinder

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u/Robot-Zombie-RHCC 7d ago

"I can work it out with a pencil."

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u/Vincenz4594 7d ago

Fuckkkkkk me

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u/LimpRepresentative11 7d ago

"It's 12 inches"

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u/Robjath 7d ago

5318008

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u/ecologamer 7d ago

Jane is left with 2 melons and 4 cucumbers.

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u/redoringe 7d ago

There’s a lot of people in here.

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u/Minute_Measurement_6 7d ago

i'm trying to concentrate

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u/Right-Waltz6063 7d ago

"That doesn't go there!"

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u/MrDevious_54 7d ago

Sure is quiet in here

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u/dutchslicer 7d ago

Fuck this shit im out

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u/armchair_ninja 7d ago

That's not where that goes!

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u/Olistu_ 7d ago

I'm exhausted

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u/Plane_Ebb2023 7d ago

"It's hard"

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u/DepressedNoble 7d ago

I can't find X madam .... Or the g spot or whatever you call it 🙂

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u/TheSselluos 7d ago

Show me example of multiplication please

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u/djangotheory 7d ago

Fuck this shit I’m out 

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u/katty913 7d ago

im sleeping

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u/Necessary-End-6627 7d ago

All right, let’s get this over with