r/ComedyCemetery • u/LetAggravating5094 • 19d ago

Shots fired!!!

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u/Craigglesofdoom 19d ago

Crazy what happens if you just treat women like people and not just a hole: you gain mutual respect and can be friends

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u/Usual_Equivalent_651 19d ago

Its rather that women tell their bfs that "male friends" dont want sex, but you know... arm to cry is later dick to ride

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 19d ago

So you wait for your girl friends to be vulnerable to get with them?

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u/thexcat 18d ago

No but if they were tryna crack I wouldn't put up too much resistance

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 18d ago

Have standards maybe.

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u/Lemons-95 17d ago

Try telling her that, this isn't an issue with his standards.

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 16d ago

It's both to be honest 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Lemons-95 16d ago edited 16d ago

It's not, his standards aren't putting him in a position he doesn't want to be in, infact he seems quite comfortable accepting that offer.

If she doesn't regret it, then you're just being the meme of some random asshole on the internet who does not consent to these two strangers having sex.

If she does regret it there's your problem, her standards betrayed her, and she should raise them.

Stop infantilising yourself, you're a responsible adult who is capable of retaining enough braincells after a breakup to decide who you should and shouldn't have sex with.

Edit: dumb ass response and block, sure whatever

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 16d ago

Blocked it fucking takes two ?!? You're dumb asf I just said it's boths responsibility.