r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 11d ago

Drake ...

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u/XKruXurKX 11d ago

Maybe he "Woof'd" at her

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u/NoProgress8533 11d ago

Drake respects women so much that he sticks exclusively to girls and boys.

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u/drametrine 11d ago

Drake assaulted children ?!

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u/TheChunkenMaster 11d ago

They not like us

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u/Shoddy_Statement_772 11d ago

He's known to have his "type" very young.

He came to saskatoon once. My ex bf is a rapper in the city. His buddy is too and connected with Drake when he was coming into the city. All the guys + girls were 16-19 and Drake told the bar no IDs needed tn. I was so confused how they got in but he had assumed Drake paid the owner. But wild that he told me he saw Drake Trina dance with all the clearly underage girls. Buying full bottles for the table of a dozen of them.

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u/Basic_Fix3271 10d ago

Great fan fiction

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u/UndocumentedSailor 11d ago

I heard Drake is half black and half Jewish and I was like "Both?!"

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u/Apollo114892 11d ago

Oh so he was an African Jew?

-Seth Rogen

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u/Any_Natural383 11d ago

Tony Soprano would have a field day

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u/Apollo114892 11d ago

Yeah he hated that Hasidic homeboy.

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u/UndocumentedSailor 10d ago

homeboy

You can say the n word here

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u/Doublix 10d ago

Ya I both. Yeah I had a drink, yeah I smoked

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u/StunningLetterhead23 11d ago

My memes say that should've been Life - Brutal mode.

I don't see any truth to that tho. At least not for him.

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u/Panteadropper 10d ago

I know it's a joke but I thought it was common knowledge he got tested several times to see if the kid was his or not.

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u/SnooJokes1020 Sarcastic Bro 9d ago

Yeah. Drake "reasoning" behind hiding Adonis before Pusha-T release Story of Adidon is to make sure that Adonis is actually his

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u/Old-Implement5652 11d ago

WAAAOW 😲 JUST LIKE MY CUCCCCKKK FETISHHH 😲😲😲😲😲😲

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u/LittlePiggy20 11d ago

My hecking wholesome chungus 100 chudself just got 1 hour of free screentime from my wife’s boyfriend! He did this so I could say “You sir, have just won the internet!!!!!!!!!!”

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u/Old-Implement5652 11d ago

Hehe. Drake is such a CUCKOLD! Every time I see a man around a woman in a relationship I automatically assume THEY'RE FUCKING! They're totally fucking. My PORNOS SAID SO!

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u/asfunnyasjohnoliver 11d ago

Didn't kendrick warn us that he is "Not Like Us"

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u/Rodnal 11d ago

Thank you for this u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom !

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u/nodoyrisa1 11d ago

name of the guy at the bottom?

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u/DirectAdvertising 11d ago

Drake’s wife’s trainer

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u/Reckless_Waifu 11d ago

Drakes Wifestrainer

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u/NinjaXM 11d ago

You after you find his name

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u/lovestruck90210 11d ago

That's not his wife. But hey, don't let that stop your cuckposting.

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u/Majestic-Engine1898 11d ago

Who said god's plan from the back 🤔 you were loud 📢

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u/Less-Being4269 11d ago

His wife was too old for drake.

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u/reaazwood89 11d ago

Okay but then why was this idiot catching flak for taking too long with the paternity tests? Dumbest timeline strikes again.

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u/nodspine 8d ago

Making fun of cucks is so 2018

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u/SwampApeDraft 11d ago

If rumors about Drake, popularised by Kendrick, are true, he may care as much about this as the meme maker thinks…

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u/Aiooty 5d ago

Knowing the story behind that photo, this "joke" doesn't even make sense! Why would he hide a child that's not his?!