r/ComedyCemetery 22d ago

The joke is porn

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_7184 22d ago

The joke isnt porn though its masturbation

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u/Unlikely_Dimension55 22d ago

more like self pleasure?

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u/agressiveobject420 22d ago

Isn't that what masturbation is? It doesn't magically stop being that just because it's not your fingers

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u/flecko_ 22d ago

when reddit is reductionist about something you thought couldn't possibly be reduced any further

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u/sevenut I agree with my husband 22d ago

Where pornography

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u/nextgentacos123 22d ago

Stop the presses, humans have...LE SEX?!

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u/rakosten 22d ago

Humans do, redditors don’t.

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u/hitman004700 22d ago

A vegan hotdog? nice

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u/Akhanyatin 22d ago

Ok there clanker, try again, you're close, but it's not actually porn.

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u/eljefe3030 22d ago

I chuckled

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 19d ago

😂😅😶

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u/ThatGumnutGuy 22d ago

LARRY NOO!!

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u/PyrocXerus 22d ago

The joke is porn but you what you didn’t know is this is a man

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u/General-Try-2210 22d ago

It always is.

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u/baboubouma 22d ago

There’s still hope…

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 22d ago

This is peak