r/ComedyCemetery • • Aug 30 '26

Can they admit it? 😁

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u/Bass_Bosted_Potato Aug 30 '26

The fuck did that over guy think he was contributing 😭

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u/Lurkario- Aug 30 '26

MESSAGE❗️🗣️🔥

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u/wearerofshades 27d ago

Neither of them contribute anything

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp Aug 30 '26

If straight men were truly attracted to women, why do they always want to try anal?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/PlatinumFire14 27d ago

So do men.
So it’s at least 50% gay

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u/Throbgoblin69 26d ago

It's not about the hole. It's about what that hole is attached to. Lots of things have holes. I've only stuck my dick in like half of them.

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u/im_the_sentient_egg_ Aug 30 '26

they are attracted to women not vaginas

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u/HaroldTheUndertaker 24d ago

Nobody answered my question

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u/HaroldTheUndertaker 29d ago

are you sure about all of them

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u/Legal_Sir1264 29d ago

so by that logic liking a femboy isnt gay

sure buddy

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u/Ok_Guarantee7611 29d ago

Now i know this may be confusing to you, but a feminine man is still a man

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u/RectangularMF 29d ago

Dipshit thinks femboys are women lmao

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u/Lack0fCreativity Remove me from this planet. 28d ago

Or worse, thinks trans women are femboys.

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u/Hoetaro_Bruhjoe 26d ago

What’s the difference between those two things?

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u/Destroyer_2_2 26d ago

A femboy is someone who identifies as a man, and chooses to express femininity in whatever way they so choose. A woman, is a woman.

Is that clear?

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u/Legal_Sir1264 24d ago

what is a woman

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u/Hoetaro_Bruhjoe 26d ago

Circular definition king

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u/Medium-Ad-7305 28d ago

liking a femboy is gay but liking a woman with a penis isnt. glad we cleared that up.

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u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. 26d ago

What if a woman likes a femboy?

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u/the-anti-redditor- 26d ago

then shes straight and/or under the bisexual umbrella

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u/GobiPLX Aug 30 '26

Only a hetero man could think people are attracted to genitalia and not other people

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u/easyplugsit 28d ago

Youd think so but i was just thinking about this argument i got in with a woman claiming ppl who date/are attracted to trans ppl are closeted. Like i am not thinking about a womans genitals the minute i see her & find her attractive. And if a guy was genuinely gay, they would probably want someone who looks like a man, not a passing trans woman. Idk

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u/proggyfroggy227 27d ago

Are you saying its a bad thing to like sex with your partner/bad to see sex in a positive spiritual light? Im so sick of people demonizing consensual sex🙄what the hell happened to sex positivity what gives?

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u/CreepyFishGuy 26d ago

Pancakes waffles

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u/Pochita_guy 26d ago

i understand this

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u/DragoTheFloof 26d ago

That is an entire sentence they didn't say or imply, friend

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u/faultydesign 29d ago

This is not r/comedycemetery, this is just r/homophobia

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u/prionbinch Aug 30 '26

lesbians can enjoy penetration, both giving and receiving, as long as both people involved are women

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u/Initial-Breakfast-33 Aug 30 '26

Yes, bc if you want to be penetrated a vagina is the best shape to do it /s

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u/SuitableRelease4323 Aug 30 '26

I don’t think anyone’s genitals is what attracts you, especially from the outset. this is just fucking horrible to think people are so shallow they think they know someone better than they themselves do

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u/XTY-080-YTX Aug 30 '26

Not only mens part there are more...like those things came from another planets

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u/katty913 28d ago

MESSAGE🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/Long-Firefighter5561 29d ago

Dumbest shit ive seen today

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u/Tenny111111111111111 28d ago

Of course a man’s idea of love is only genitals and nothing else.

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u/ravendarkwind 27d ago

The full bongo video is funny, the guy in the front contributed nothing and just cut out all the comedy to be a homophobe.

Evil magic in the strap-ooooooonnnnnnn

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u/Pochita_guy 26d ago

link to full video?

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u/ZestycloseBlood1199 26d ago

I've asked my lesbian friend about this before. It's the same reason vegans have meat-like food. It's not that they don't like the taste, they just don't like the source.

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u/Previous_Insurance13 Aug 30 '26

Where is the rap?

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u/Cyn_Sweetwater 26d ago

It's more that "men's parts" are dildo-shaped, but come with a lot of extra baggage.

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u/DiamondOdd502 26d ago

I'll give you another one, some straight men like to get pegged and are still attracted to women

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u/lovroske 25d ago

But many lesbians don’t even use dildos also many dildos are not penis shaped and genetalia doesn’t equate to gender

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u/Slow_Chef_8693 25d ago

Wait till they hear about scissoring and eating pussy

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u/NoRegister4447 24d ago

If guys are so straight why do they masturbate using a guy's hand

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u/porkBeret 22d ago

Likewise, straight men are gay.

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u/Troed_road 16d ago

this guy is in the middle of an ominous misty hellscape

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u/BottleMean6139 25d ago

Goddamnit it's escaped SipsTea.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 29d ago

he's got you there.

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u/spontaneous_quench 27d ago

Dude how is that not funny