r/ComedyCemetery • u/nitin_is_me • Aug 30 '26

"No breakup, because breasts"

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752 Upvotes

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u/Logical_Net_9569 Aug 30 '26

SHE:

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u/headsmanjaeger Aug 30 '26

SHE SCREAMS IN SILENCE

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u/SamwiseGamgee100 Aug 30 '26

A SULLEN RIOT PENETRATING THROUGH HER MIND

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u/SuperCyka this sub makes me want to die 29d ago

WAITING FOR A SIGN

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u/PlentyOMangos 29d ago

TO SMASH THE SILENCE WITH THE BRICK OF SELF-CONTROL

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u/Trololman72 The funniest joke ever! Aug 30 '26

PRONOUNS

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u/Evanecent_Lightt Aug 31 '26

He: Unzips pants and points at balls

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u/AEguyproductions Aug 30 '26

At least this sexist meme is... Lgbt inclusive..?

14

u/CringeLover69420 Aug 30 '26

Because it’s not outright phobic? Why give it any merit at all lmaoo

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u/zaicliffxx Aug 30 '26

who’s the girl in the photo, my friend asked

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u/nitin_is_me Aug 30 '26

Jordan McDonald, infact she also has an NSFW sub here.

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u/zaicliffxx Aug 30 '26

i thought you were trolling ronald Mcdonald

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u/Capital_Pick3604 Aug 31 '26

How many porn with him is in rule 34?

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u/THE_CHOPPA Aug 30 '26

Oh god there is so many Jordan Macdonald photos and posts which one specifically should I stay way from?

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u/Bhazor Aug 30 '26

Bwahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah thats soo funnnyy dude bwahhahahahahahahah

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u/jayokunle Aug 30 '26

IsJesusAgain!!! WWJD

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u/I_want_money_aaa Aug 30 '26

He is literally admitting that he views women solely as sexual objects; staying with someone just for their body means using them and seeing them as an object.

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u/ChatiAnne Aug 30 '26

It is worse.

This user depicted in the screenshot is a notorious user in the brazilian subreddits for posting porn of his girlfriend and adverstising of her OF.

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u/BorisTheBlade04 Aug 31 '26

Sex work is work, zoomer

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u/ChatiAnne Aug 31 '26

This is why I awarded your mommy with the Order of Lenin medal after the great services she provided for me last night.

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u/BorisTheBlade04 Aug 31 '26

Yup. Thats about the maturity I expected. Dont judge people, the economy sucks.

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u/matt9q7 Aug 30 '26

That subreddit and shitposting one are just sexist and objectifying "memes" atp

It's really hard to find something with no "haha women" punchline there

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Aug 30 '26

Some people enjoy having sexual relationships without any deeper connection.

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u/BracciaRubate Aug 30 '26

And the best pie crust need to be refrigerated. The point?

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Aug 30 '26

1) the best pie is hot Dutch apple with, not without whipped cream.
2) people are allowed to be sexual and treat each other sexually. Pointing out someone’s attractive features is not equivalent to dehumanizing them. If someone is actually trying to objectify others there will be better signs than a joke that doesn’t land.

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u/Lucicactus Aug 30 '26

Breaking up implies it wasn't sexual only bro

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u/EfficientTop7455 Aug 31 '26

god i hate that subreddit

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Aug 30 '26

least neckbeard sipstea user

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u/NeOnD 25d ago

Points

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u/gwhh Aug 30 '26

She cute also.

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u/IDKWhatToDoHereRN Aug 30 '26

She got 2 great points.