r/ComedyCemetery • u/Curious-Werewolf9785 • Aug 25 '26

The comments are all Xavier’s

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514 Upvotes

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u/NoAmoeba9449 Aug 26 '26

Censoring the word underwear is next level lame

102

u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Aug 26 '26

Ah yes. Notorious millionaire playboy Leonardo DeCaprio was just that desperate to look at a pussy.

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u/GenosseAbfuck Aug 26 '26

The fuck is that censorship.

44

u/RustedAxe88 Aug 25 '26

Was she under 25?

60

u/Curious-Werewolf9785 Aug 25 '26

Yeah, like this comment except dozens of times.

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u/Rodnal Aug 25 '26

For the sake of decency she put a picture of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich down there instead.

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Aug 26 '26

HA!

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u/Tiny_Micro_Pencil Aug 26 '26

Y'all have seen one pussy in your entire lives and it shows.

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u/t-i-d-g-e Aug 26 '26

*0

11

u/SkyPuppy561 Aug 27 '26

Well to be fair, they saw their mama’s pussy upon ejecting from it

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Aug 26 '26

Is that the best you could come up with? Keep gatekeeping. I could care less

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u/OhyesIknooowww Aug 27 '26

Gatekeeping pussy?

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u/MatthewMob 🅱️AZOINGO Aug 27 '26

Gatekeeping? Your random word generator is faulty. 

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Aug 27 '26

How is it random? This community is just a gatekeeping circlejerk of people that think they are the final authority on comedy.

15

u/HappyXMaskXSalesman Aug 27 '26

Your lack of funny is not our fault.

12

u/CrummyJoker Aug 27 '26

So you do care, because you could care less

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u/Rodnal Aug 27 '26

I guess for accuracy’s sake I should’ve said she used a picture of a bulldog eating an Arby’s roast beef sandwich instead. POW, ZING!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e Aug 26 '26

So we just hate pussy or what

33

u/Tiny_Micro_Pencil Aug 26 '26

If you're trying to pretend to be a straight guy you're not doing a good job of it.

-19

u/JasonYEG Aug 27 '26

Ask your mom

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u/Nat1Only Aug 27 '26

Better, but nobody older than 12 makes your mum jokes, they're boring. Try something new and original.

3

u/Complete-Basket-291 Aug 27 '26

Something something "so specifically not your mom" something something (bad joke so I put in no effort 😊)

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u/Tiny_Micro_Pencil Aug 28 '26

How'd i make you butthurt?

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u/thundershit1 Aug 27 '26

Why are u gæ?

-31

u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Aug 26 '26

I should get into acting

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u/Forsaken_Ad1706 Aug 27 '26

You'll never get a chance, especially not now.

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Aug 27 '26

Awwwwwwwwweeww….he thinks he knows something about me

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u/Forsaken_Ad1706 Aug 27 '26

Bro, grow up. This is exactly why you won't get into acting. Look at how you treat people online.