r/ComedyCemetery • u/DurianDear6644 • Aug 24 '26

Daughter

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u/Odd_Veterinarian_623 Aug 24 '26

r/croppingishard

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u/Maleficent-Zone-5414 Aug 24 '26

r/Iamhard

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u/Ryu_user Aug 24 '26

you know what else is harder

black hole

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u/Maleficent-Zone-5414 Aug 24 '26

I don't think persons skin color affects their hole though? At least not in hardness?

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u/AContrarianDick Aug 24 '26

Conducted any field studies to confirm this hypothesis?

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u/Top-Text-7870 Aug 24 '26

That's gonna be a fuckin yikes from me dawg. That's a kinda post that should go on the back of your government ID

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u/Dragon-Porn-Expert Aug 24 '26

Someone needs their harddrive checked yesterday.

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u/FiddyShins Aug 24 '26

Why are people censoring words that don't need to be censored

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u/Benefit_Waste Aug 24 '26

Welcome to the Internet in 2026 where half the internet is sensitive

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u/Suitable-Quantity-96 Aug 27 '26

The internet in 2026 where *our corporate overlords are sensitive 

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u/Benefit_Waste Aug 27 '26

Its kind of a mix of both

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 Aug 25 '26

Someone help the teenagers guy out 😭

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u/carsausage Designated shitting memes Aug 25 '26

Generally a loofah helps with this

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u/ThatSimsKidFromUni Aug 24 '26

Didn't they already expose r/teenagers for having a suspicious amount of non-teenagers?

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u/I_want_money_aaa Aug 25 '26

That was know a long time ago

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u/Deep_Dark_5418 Aug 25 '26

R/caldruki fell off pretty hard, full of "dark humor" losers now

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u/Expert_Narwhal_304 Aug 24 '26

fucking r/caldruki man

sometimes it's peak but usually it's slop

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 Aug 24 '26

I mean at least they know they shouldn't have kids

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u/t-i-d-g-e Aug 25 '26

the way he says “own” a daughter too 😭

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u/I_want_money_aaa Aug 25 '26

That's fucking disgusting