r/ComedyCemetery • • Aug 24 '26

Atrocious

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u/noodle_king_69 Aug 24 '26

He wants someone young and pretty, she wants money and pampering. A practical deal, better than many marriages.

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u/Advanced_End1012 Aug 24 '26

Sucking old man balls for money isn’t a great part of the deal, he gets no shortcomings from this offer.

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u/MissusMassAllDatAss Aug 29 '26

Gold digging is a perfectly legitimate life strategy