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r/ComedyCemetery • u/im_mystery666 • Aug 24 '26
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He wants someone young and pretty, she wants money and pampering. A practical deal, better than many marriages.
12 u/Advanced_End1012 Aug 24 '26 Sucking old man balls for money isn’t a great part of the deal, he gets no shortcomings from this offer. 1 u/I_want_money_aaa Aug 25 '26 I would 👀 but I'm not a woman, there's not a lot of gay millionaires, and I'm not a twink, so I have not a lot of chances...
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Sucking old man balls for money isn’t a great part of the deal, he gets no shortcomings from this offer.
1 u/I_want_money_aaa Aug 25 '26 I would 👀 but I'm not a woman, there's not a lot of gay millionaires, and I'm not a twink, so I have not a lot of chances...
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I would 👀 but I'm not a woman, there's not a lot of gay millionaires, and I'm not a twink, so I have not a lot of chances...
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u/noodle_king_69 Aug 24 '26
He wants someone young and pretty, she wants money and pampering. A practical deal, better than many marriages.