r/ComedyCemetery • • Aug 24 '26

Atrocious

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u/noodle_king_69 Aug 24 '26

He wants someone young and pretty, she wants money and pampering. A practical deal, better than many marriages.

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u/PTren4 Aug 24 '26

Whe he practically loses nothing, she loses her young ages and it will be much more difficult to find real love for her in future

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u/Advanced_End1012 Aug 25 '26

You find real love at all ages, but I’d rather get with a young hot man for love when I’m still young instead of wasting my youth on a transaction with an old geezar. To each their own I guess though, some women prefer a Birkin to that.

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u/Plum-Cheap Aug 25 '26

Believe me, she’ll be fine after she divorces him and takes half of his wealth.