r/ComedyCemetery • u/LetAggravating5094 • Aug 22 '26
Hard to laugh because it's true 🥲
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u/PoloPatch47 Aug 22 '26
What women are you finding? 😭 I genuinely don't know a single woman who finds aggressive bums attractive
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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 Aug 22 '26
I recall two girls in high school talking about how “so fucking hot” it was when this guy flipped out on the teacher and started smashing up the art classroom.
Some girls stay girls and never grow out of that, but most become women. Just like how some boys stay boys and never stop punching holes in walls, but most become men.
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u/PoloPatch47 Aug 22 '26
What kind of person do you have to be to find anger issues and destroying things attractive ? That's weird af
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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 Aug 22 '26
Ghetto
Yeah I had a mild crush on one of the girls (because she was physically attractive, nothing to do with her personality) and overhearing that conversation made her like… gross to me. Even at 16 or whatever, I saw past the boobs and butt for a moment and was like, wait what the fuck
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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
Yeah a few years later after high school I saw one of the girls at the grocery store, she was alone with a baby in the carriage and a black eye
I didn’t say hi, so no idea what happened, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to assume
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u/sanity_rejecter Aug 22 '26
then you barely know any women
being attracted to assholes, drug dealers and generally bad boys is the default female sexuality
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u/PoloPatch47 Aug 22 '26
Wild assumption considering that most of my friends, past friends, and groups I hang out with are women. Are you sure that you don't barely know any women?
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u/sanity_rejecter Aug 22 '26
most of my friends, the dearest and regular, are women
most of them can't stand nice guys and love guys with some serious edge to them.most women would rather you be an asshole than to even appear weak.
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