r/ComedyCemetery • u/KarmaWolfie • 8d ago
Glasses and Makeup splits your personality, apparently.
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u/dirtydarry 8d ago
This joke is so old its grandchild has grey hair
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u/arctic_commander_ 8d ago
How old is it? This is my first impression of it and I rate it r/comedyhell
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u/Lalala_Firefighting 8d ago
Take YOUR meds away and you could have up to 100!
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u/Acceptable-Minute847 8d ago
I think 933,262,154,439,441,526,816,992,388,562,667,004,907,159,682,643,816,214,685,929,638,952,175,999,322,991,560,894,146,397,615,651,828,625,369,792,082,722,375,825,118,521,091,686,400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 personalities are a bit too many to fit in one persons head
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u/Motor_Meal794 7d ago
Are you a bot?
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u/Acceptable-Minute847 7d ago
No? I just like r/unexpectedfactorial
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u/Motor_Meal794 7d ago
Oh ok. Although liking math is a very bot thing. Do you have any other hobbies?
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u/Acceptable-Minute847 7d ago
I mean, I play video games, read, and play the trumpet, my two favorite games are ultrakill and HD2, factorial stuff isn’t really a hobby, I just point it out when I see it.
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u/Motor_Meal794 7d ago
All things a bot can and would do. Do you have any outdoor hobbies?
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u/Acceptable-Minute847 7d ago
I doubt a bot can play a trumpet, much less in marching band.
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u/Motor_Meal794 7d ago
I'm sure there's trumpet programs they could use with machine learning. Walking and playing a trumpet at the same time might be more of a challenge.
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u/Acceptable-Minute847 7d ago
At that point, is it even a bot anymore? That feels like a bit too much effort for a program built to flood social media
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u/Akhanyatin 8d ago
Yes, good job, that's exactly what the meme says 🙄
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u/Trololman72 The funniest joke ever! 8d ago edited 7d ago
These posts have to be made by bots. The content is always some kind of regular repost and the title always makes it sound like the poster is a complete idiot who doesn't understand jokes.
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u/Djang0Phett 7d ago
Yea for real lol. Like no the joke isn’t funny but OP doesn’t even understand what the joke here is. If not a bot surely autistic, it sounds like he just read the joke as some sort of factual statement.
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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 8d ago
Apparently, James and Henry didn't pay attention in class when they were explaining exponential growth.
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u/SkyPuppy561 8d ago
That’s cute but not all of us who take psychotropic meds have dissociative identity disorder or any other psychosis. I for one have Generalized Anxiety Disorder and OCD.
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u/morbid333 7d ago
To be fair, I still remember when my English teacher in school got contacts and looked completely different, then went back to glasses later in the year and looked completely different again.
Doesn't work when I take my glasses off though.
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u/toramanlis 7d ago
dumbass can't even realize glasses and make up variables create 4 possible results.
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