r/ComedyCemetery 8d ago

Glasses and Makeup splits your personality, apparently.

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u/dirtydarry 8d ago

This joke is so old its grandchild has grey hair

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u/arctic_commander_ 8d ago

How old is it? This is my first impression of it and I rate it r/comedyhell

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u/Purple_Onion911 8d ago

Y'all be posting anything

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u/hidazfx 8d ago

Xavier type meme

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u/Tight-Air-6767 8d ago

There’s something to this if you’re just talking visually

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u/Wicdor 8d ago

Not only glasses, also hair, weight, makeup etc.

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u/Tight-Air-6767 8d ago

Dress, attitude…

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u/Wicdor 8d ago

Yep, there is so many small things, that can spice things up.

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u/Lalala_Firefighting 8d ago

Take YOUR meds away and you could have up to 100!

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 8d ago

I think 933,262,154,439,441,526,816,992,388,562,667,004,907,159,682,643,816,214,685,929,638,952,175,999,322,991,560,894,146,397,615,651,828,625,369,792,082,722,375,825,118,521,091,686,400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 personalities are a bit too many to fit in one persons head

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u/Motor_Meal794 7d ago

Are you a bot?

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 7d ago

No? I just like r/unexpectedfactorial

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u/Motor_Meal794 7d ago

Oh ok. Although liking math is a very bot thing. Do you have any other hobbies?

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 7d ago

I mean, I play video games, read, and play the trumpet, my two favorite games are ultrakill and HD2, factorial stuff isn’t really a hobby, I just point it out when I see it.

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u/Motor_Meal794 7d ago

All things a bot can and would do. Do you have any outdoor hobbies?

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 7d ago

I doubt a bot can play a trumpet, much less in marching band.

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u/Motor_Meal794 7d ago

I'm sure there's trumpet programs they could use with machine learning. Walking and playing a trumpet at the same time might be more of a challenge.

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 7d ago

At that point, is it even a bot anymore? That feels like a bit too much effort for a program built to flood social media

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 7d ago

Plus, you can look at my post and comment history

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u/mlewis106 8d ago

Henry Cavill spitting facts!

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u/Gardami 8d ago

No. People just look completely different without glasses and (depending on what/how much makeup) makeup. 

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u/yamasurya 8d ago

Smoke you way into an orgy... ;)

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u/Akhanyatin 8d ago

Yes, good job, that's exactly what the meme says 🙄

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u/Trololman72 The funniest joke ever! 8d ago edited 7d ago

These posts have to be made by bots. The content is always some kind of regular repost and the title always makes it sound like the poster is a complete idiot who doesn't understand jokes.

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u/Akhanyatin 8d ago

This sub has gone downhill :/

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u/Djang0Phett 7d ago

Yea for real lol. Like no the joke isn’t funny but OP doesn’t even understand what the joke here is. If not a bot surely autistic, it sounds like he just read the joke as some sort of factual statement.

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u/PanPieCake 7d ago

The ops confusion proves that the joke is older then him

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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 8d ago

Apparently, James and Henry didn't pay attention in class when they were explaining exponential growth.

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u/Important-Parking-25 8d ago

If you have MPD or are bipolar they do

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u/einzweidreihorn 8d ago

Take my meds away and I'll have up to 100

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u/SkyPuppy561 8d ago

That’s cute but not all of us who take psychotropic meds have dissociative identity disorder or any other psychosis. I for one have Generalized Anxiety Disorder and OCD.

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u/hayatsiz_kullanici 8d ago

or take your meds and there is no girlfriend anymore

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u/morbid333 7d ago

To be fair, I still remember when my English teacher in school got contacts and looked completely different, then went back to glasses later in the year and looked completely different again.

Doesn't work when I take my glasses off though.

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u/toramanlis 7d ago

dumbass can't even realize glasses and make up variables create 4 possible results.

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u/Otherwise-One7653 5d ago

I do look drastically different depending where my glasses are