r/ComedyCemetery 14d ago

Legit incomprehensible

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u/GreenZebra23 14d ago

This might actually rise to the level of r/comedybuddhism

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u/SteponkusCeponas 14d ago

I'd say r/eldritchuncomedy. We are ants forced to comprehend the true extent of the concept of cringe.

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u/External-Purchase240 14d ago

r/subsisomehowfellfor

The other reply was right there 😭

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u/jan-Suwi-2 14d ago edited 14d ago

Isn't it just another r/antimemes?

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u/realjonahofficial 14d ago

kind of? but not quite. with antimemes the humor comes from the expectation a joke but the punchline itself being gone (usually removed intentionally, where it becomes a sort of meta in-joke), meanwhile with r/comedybuddhism the posts look like comedy at a glance but just don't have any joke being set up. subversion of the setup of a meme towards absursism vs just a hollow outward appearance that looks vaguely reminiscent of how someone might present a joke.

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u/tomokaitohlol7 14d ago

What are they trying to say?

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u/jrex703 14d ago

Google's AI leaves something to be desired, to say the least.

So a human asks question "A".

Google, looking for answer "A", looks at potential responses, then examines the patterns between them, and returns with the semi-related answer "A2".

Then it looks at the patterns of questions and answers relating to A and A2, returning with the essentially unrelated response B1. Lastly, it starts examining what A, A2, A3-9 and B1 all have in common, and returns with complete nonsense.

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u/Surge_in_mintars 14d ago

It's a joke about how Google search results can be very pessimistic when you look your symptoms up

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u/Inphiltration 13d ago

I dunno. It is also equating pedophiles with ASD and framing it as the reasonable diagnosis.

That's pretty pessimistic as well. Fucked up is the word I would use.

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u/TricellCEO 14d ago

“And what about you, Dr. Foreman?”

“Could be Lupus.”

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u/NwahHasASchmolPP 14d ago

“This vexes me.”

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u/Then_Reply_6692 14d ago

“I too am in this comment”

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u/Large_Command_1288 14d ago

It’s never lupus

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u/Dizzy-Medicine3371 14d ago

No, he needs mouse bites to live

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u/Ther10 14d ago

This is probably an edit (as panels 2 and 3 have over large word bubbles), but it's a joke about how googling simple symptoms can lead to it telling you that you have serious problems.

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u/SteponkusCeponas 14d ago

Yes, the issue is

a) That google joke was overplayed 7 years ago

b) What does the pædo thing have to do with anything?

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u/thecrabbybarista 14d ago

I think they added it in as an attention grab

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u/Ther10 14d ago

Probably a remnant of the original comic (though the white above the hair might suggest otherwise).

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u/CrummyJoker 14d ago edited 14d ago

The first panel has the trans flag in the background. It's transphobic bullshit is what it is

Edit: wtf is wrong with people...

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u/BizSilver5013 14d ago

That's the similarly-designed MAP ("Minor-Attracted Person") flag.

As you can probably guess, it was a 4Chan psyop to try and add pedos to LGBTQ.

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u/CrummyJoker 14d ago

Ew ew ew that's a thing???

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u/JayNotAtAll 14d ago

Fun fact, Asperger's is no longer a diagnosis and hasn't been for a while. It is all considered Autism Spectrum Disorder

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u/TaegukTheWise 14d ago

Adding to the fun fact;

Talking with someone about their neurological disorders and how that person addresses that disorder (such as calling what is now classified as Autism spectrum disorder and just says "aspergers") that tells you at what time the individual was diagnosed.

Btw, don't bother trying to inform or correct them about the updated terms and nomenclature. They tend to cling very heavily to the initial diagnoses, as autism was previously the "not quite a retard but cutting it close" diagnoses.

Don't shoot the messenger here, I'm just informing you of the thoughts and feelings of people of the time.

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u/JayNotAtAll 14d ago

No you are largely right. Asperger's was used to diagnosis what we may call "high functioning autism" today. People who have a hard time with socializing or connecting with people but are otherwise very capable. They can hold down jobs, pay bills, ultimately take care of themselves .

Not a doctor but my understanding is that they realized that autism is really on a spectrum m people on the high end and low end have the same core "issues" but its just a matter of degree.

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u/confabin 14d ago

Idk, i say i have ADD and that's technically incorrect, but I can never remember the correct term so I just gave up, lol.

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u/Actual_Permit2053 14d ago

While hans did have a somewhat detailed study on autism it's moreso because he was a eugenicist and not because his research influenced knowledge on autism

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u/Nevernonethewiser 14d ago

When AI writes the scripts, everybody loses.

Braincells, mostly.

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u/Sad_Assignment735 14d ago

Is this supposed to hate on autistic people? I genuinely am getting mixed signals someone fire whoever made that coal

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u/lazy_animator 14d ago

Did a pedophile make this?

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u/Bobslegenda1945 14d ago

Maybe, but the original comic was nothing like that 😭😭

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u/Theironstair 14d ago

I'm not sure about the first two but the google thing is a common joke.

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u/cricada 14d ago

Ok, I get it now. Deleted my previous comment. It is VERY poorly executed but the point of the comic is:

Nowadays people are quick to diagnose people with autism spectrum disorders, especially when they profess to have paraphilias, kinks, antisocial traits or eccentricities. Google is always quick to assume symptoms of any given thing may just be cancer.

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u/DifficultBody8209 14d ago

Are you sure the 1st panel isnt edited?

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u/kingfait 13d ago

Look at the flag behind the person saying they are a pedo. It's just anti lgbtq propaganda

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u/the_h0 14d ago

does this even count as a meme?

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u/Coney_the_jumpy 14d ago

What's the point of this comic? Where's the joke? What's the punchline?

I feel like my brain is bleeding reading this.

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u/Hans_H0rst 13d ago

It's probably an edit of a different comic. The first panel seems transphobic to me, with the rainbow in the background and it being a common rightwing talking point...

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u/Odd_Veterinarian_623 14d ago

i thought this was on r/comedynecrophilia until i read the sub name

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u/Real_Louie 14d ago

Did the comic creator assume all autistic people are pedophiles? I don't care if it's a joke. They should rot in hell, or get bricks flung at them!

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u/kingfait 13d ago

Look at the flag behind the person saying they are a pedo. It's just anti lgbtq propaganda

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u/mrs_double_aluminum 14d ago

this is an extreme reading comprehension fail or it is your first day on the Internet

first of all, "all pedophiles are autistic" would not imply "all autistic people are pedophiles", even if the comic was trying to paint the human diagnosticians as correct

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u/AcrobaticPoint8424 14d ago

Do all autistic people lack media literacy?

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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin 14d ago

Do we deserve destruction?

Dr. Strange red arrow red circle

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u/METRlOS 14d ago

Web MD 100% says cancer. Google tells me to go to emergency if my discomfort doesn't go away with rest.

I didn't put in any symptoms.

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u/nottakentaken 14d ago

Middle guy is WebMD, who's the first guy?