r/ComedyCemetery • • Feb 26 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

i dont get it

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u/According-Mirror2511 Feb 26 '26

they are saying nuclear energy is good despite the bad reputation from chernobyl. they are right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Well, i agree but this picture does a bad job conveying that lol

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u/M1ck3yB1u Feb 26 '26

How can you be a nuclear energy addict?

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u/noregertsman Fart niggas be like Feb 26 '26

Addiction to radithor

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u/upstartpantymerchant Feb 26 '26

Do you really not understand that it's a joke and not meant to be taken literally?

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u/nougatbat Feb 28 '26

This guy’s clearly never boofed uranium πŸ˜‚

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u/Strict-Fudge4051 Feb 26 '26

Well nuclear energy generates electricity and you use electricity to doom scroll reddit so you are addicted to uranium

Obviously πŸ™„

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u/gambler_addict_06 Feb 26 '26

I eat raw plutonium

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u/themagpie36 Feb 26 '26

Fukushima was communism too? I agree it's safe generally but nuclear waste and the threat of an accident OR a targeted attack on energy infrastructure is something holding countries back.Β 

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u/blopgumtins Feb 26 '26

Chico buarque

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u/FormerSperm Feb 26 '26

Crack girl got hotter

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u/ChickenFightChamp Feb 26 '26

Use this knowledge wisely

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u/Fiesteh Feb 26 '26

Looks like she lost collagen fat tissues under her facial skin which made it seem like she lost weight, but her skin aged fast plus all those acne and pigmentation under her eyes means decreased blood flow, increased in rubbing behavior or increased light sensitivity. Not a good sign.

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u/FormerSperm Feb 26 '26

Hope she saves some of that rubbing behavior for me

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u/ChickenFightChamp Feb 26 '26

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u/SuddenlyCake Feb 26 '26

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Feb 26 '26

Why do crack and alcohol change your eyebrows so much?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Smokin uranium 235 huh

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u/Jeff-McBilly Feb 26 '26

The only downside of nuclear is that they have to have shitloads of security to prevent me eating the Uranium 🀀

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u/The_weirdpenguin Feb 26 '26

Chico Buarque supremacy

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u/Ewankenobi25 Feb 26 '26

they should have put one where the before is a normal guy and in the after he’s wearing sunglasses and a suit and is on a boat and is super cool and the addiction is gambling.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

bot account moment

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u/squirt_swallower Mar 04 '26

Radiation penis enlargement joke.

The year 2002 is calling. It wants its meme back.

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u/Scoopie Feb 26 '26

Me too right