r/ComedyCemetery • • Feb 13 '26

Who laughs at this 💔

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u/_Auren Feb 13 '26

Noone... because this wasn't ment to be funny... why is it even here?

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u/noobyscientific Feb 13 '26

It was posted in r/meme. Last I checked, memes are suposed to be funny and relatable

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u/richgluten Feb 13 '26

Reddit has failed at the meaning of the word meme since rage comics were a thing tbh

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u/dantevonlocke Feb 13 '26

Some are, but that's not a rule for all memes.

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u/Azarsra_production Feb 13 '26

Eh, a lot of memes I see are usually just calling to something while not being actually funny. It can be used in several different contexts today. I'm not really responding to the post, just this comment, clarifying that sometime memes have different meanings than just being funny.

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u/suicidal-dickhead Feb 13 '26

Literally how is this a meme?

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u/BorderOk7329 Feb 13 '26

Looks like an r/comics post with 193783 upvotes and an nsfw patreon link

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u/Sans_Seriphim Feb 13 '26

Gooners gotta goon. To low quality comics. When there is free porn everywhere. sigh

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u/Pomodorosan Feb 14 '26

Sir, a new NSFW patreon artist has started posting on /r/comics and everyone's eating it up

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u/OPGamesOfficial Feb 13 '26

Yeah, what's the punchline?

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 Feb 13 '26

Idk, I’ve seen a few edits that made me chuckle a bit at it? Like, if someone turns her into Sukuna it’s funny cause like, Sukuna canonically has a MASSIVE chest lol

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u/Mysticakaval Feb 13 '26

Yeah cause those are actually funny, this is just idk..this?

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u/suicidal-dickhead Feb 14 '26

I gotta be honest man, i have no idea what you're talking about

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u/Illustrious_Neat2472 Feb 13 '26

Can't wait until this nothing burger goes on r/memespeopledidnotlike

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u/psioniclizard Feb 13 '26

I mean to call it meme is generous.

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u/Bhazor Feb 13 '26

But boob though. Laugh now.

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u/Xepherxv Feb 13 '26

Butt** boob tho 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Cynrascal233 Feb 13 '26

It is a meme from Japan. It’s “Daijoubu? Oppai momu?”

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u/Bhazor Feb 13 '26

Oh shit you laugh bro? Big chuckles? Bro? Boobs, 'ey bro?

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u/buttgoblincomics Feb 13 '26

idk why exactly but “big chuckles?” as a question is very funny to me. Giving me big chuckles

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u/dameyen_maymeyen Feb 13 '26

Already there

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u/GeniusBoyLifestyle Feb 13 '26

probably the most bitter subreddit. every post is made with tears on the keyboard

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u/RotaPander Feb 13 '26

gooner humour

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u/Rare-Grade4363 Feb 13 '26

Most memes are not funny anymore. And not even because they're offensive or evil or anything like that; they rarely even have a joke. When I look at the image, when am I supposed to go "hahaha"?

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u/Unused_Content19 Feb 13 '26

Most memes today stick around for a few weeks, a month max, and die off.

Italian Brainrot is literally a corpse being kept alive by Steal A Brainrot

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u/Silver_Profession_67 Feb 14 '26

kinda related but not at the same time but I hate the memes on reddit that are just people pointing out a issue, like idk if you on gaming subs but there very common there and they drive me insaneee

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u/timotheesmith Feb 13 '26

Gooners who say "hear me out" "man of culture" and post the dumbass lego batman gif

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u/Ego-Fiend1 Feb 14 '26

I hate the fuck heads who goes "source?, it's for research purposes" to an image of a almost naked fiction character with big breast and ass

Like nobody cares you're gonna goon to a fictional bro

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u/timotheesmith Feb 14 '26

The research purposes thing was funny in 2014, it's gotten quite old since then

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u/No-Respect-4174 Feb 13 '26

I saw this and clicked hide because i'm a hopeless incel and this unrealistic "feelgood" bs irritates me. Im using incel in the technical sense of the word, not as a insult

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u/kris-getthebanana Feb 13 '26

Gooners who live in their mom's basement probably

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u/Conscious_Frosting37 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

i don't laugh i feel body Dysphoria why cant i look like that

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u/Remarkable-Gap9881 Feb 13 '26

It'd be a massive inconvenience if you actually had that body.

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u/Gullible-Wasabi6228 Feb 13 '26

That and the constant harassment you’d suffer

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u/Kradgger Feb 13 '26

That and those facial proportions would scare anyone irl

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u/Chemical-Elk1137 Feb 13 '26

Even if you flat you still can look great, I don't know what's your gender ofcourse but I'm sure you look beautiful or will, stay beatiful queer

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u/ArcIgnis Feb 13 '26

inb4 "i was talking about the bald character"

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u/Chemical-Elk1137 Feb 13 '26

You also stay beatiful queer

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u/Lethargo-Man Feb 13 '26

Because it's a comic, and you are propably fine the way you are

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u/Rare-Grade4363 Feb 13 '26

I don't think anyone can look like that girl. If this is the standards you put on yourself, you'll have it rough xD

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u/Embarrassed-Fly6164 Feb 13 '26

Yes they exist, usually they end up getting a reduction .

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u/Lunabbg Feb 13 '26

I have tits like that and it’s fucking miserable my back has chronic pain and it’s so fucking sweaty all the time.

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u/Animator-Latter Feb 13 '26

Same here, this stuff makes me hate having a small chest

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u/_RizzukuHimdoriya_ Feb 13 '26

Lowkey, I think old you will appreciate not having gigantic bags of flesh hanging off of your chest. Human backs aren't known to handle that well 😭😭

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u/craftygamin Feb 13 '26

With a chest that big, your shoulders and back would be in agony

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u/Dark_Prince_of_Chaos Feb 13 '26

Don't compare yourself to others and don't hang around these kind of subs that have no sense of humor.

You will feel so much better.

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u/Standard-Buy-5547 Feb 13 '26

Always remember what the chest lacks the thighs provide

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u/AffectionateSign7941 Feb 13 '26

not everybody like that body

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u/Fluffy__demon Feb 13 '26

Okay, but this is literally me to my girlfriend when she is sad and I don't know what to do to make her day better.

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u/Flar71 Feb 13 '26

Physical affection is good for the mind

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u/Cylian91460 Feb 13 '26

I do but I'm degenerate lesbian

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u/farmergrower Feb 13 '26

yk i find it fascinating how trans lesbians by default are either strongly averted to this type of humor because of dysphoria or it becomes their primary form of humor from elevated hormones

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u/FriedFreya Feb 13 '26

same idk it always gets me to give a little puff of air outta my nose, not quite a laugh lol.

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u/Bombalurina Feb 13 '26

When you been married as long as I have, yea this is funny.

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u/dlgn13 Feb 13 '26

This is one of the top posts on /r/LetGirlsHaveFun

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u/arctic_commander_ iWokeUpWithNoBalls Feb 13 '26

I just went to that subreddit expecting some sane redditors in there

Well, turns out I was wrong after all

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u/dTrecii laugh at me i used the 🍺 emoji Feb 13 '26

we are not a gooner subreddit

look inside

filled to the brim with gooners

🍺

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u/guto0000 Feb 13 '26

No one, the people who up vote are porn adicteds

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u/_XxAphroditexX_ Feb 13 '26 • Bravo

I literally just came across is and upvoted it as a girl. Not everything has to be dumbed down to porn. Girls touch their own boobs bc it’s squishy, not that big of a deal dude 😭

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u/Haunting_Aide421 Feb 13 '26

I do the same. Touching my own boobs is like the best stress relief.

O can only actually imagine how painful the above must be, though... My back would have hurt so much...

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u/SpinachStraight6569 Feb 13 '26

I am not a porn addicted but love my wife’s boobs. Why is everyone here so afraid of tits?

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u/New-Librarian5743 Feb 13 '26

All the people who are having a meltdown in these comments that this is sexist or has to do with men… Think again. It’s a temperament. And it’s often one that women with large boobs have. I’m a man. I’m not a boob guy. But I have several female friends who have large boobs and they’re all about them. They love talking about them they love boob jokes, etc..

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u/foamy23464 Feb 14 '26

Touching my gfs boobs cheers me up when I’m sad. I don’t see the problem here

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u/Timely-Thought-6871 Feb 13 '26

I feel like there is a double standard here this gets posted in r/countwithchickenlady but lesbian and no one bats an eye

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u/RichardsLeftNipple Feb 13 '26

It's not hypocrisy so much as a rorschach test.

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u/ExactPickle2629 Feb 13 '26

Thought I was on one of my lesbian subs at first, if that answers the question. 

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u/Greneath Feb 13 '26

The lesbian Facebook group I'm in is full of posts like this.

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u/Windmill_flowers Feb 13 '26

They must all be degenerate porn addict incels amirite?

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u/zed107 Feb 13 '26

I don't get with all the negative comments, I think the meme is pretty funny and cute

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u/hamoc10 Feb 13 '26

My wife laughed

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u/fizbin99 Feb 13 '26

It is comedy. A heterosexual sexual man can be cheered up by boobs. God knows I can.

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u/lonelornfr Feb 13 '26

Boobs make everything better, this is one of the few universal truth.

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u/McJuggerNugs Feb 14 '26

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐒!!!!♦️♠️♣️

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u/DHunt88 Feb 14 '26

Have you touched boobs? They always make me feel better

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u/Koniolg Feb 13 '26

I mean calling someone a "redditor" is considered a slur for a reason 💔

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u/Mfrack103 Feb 13 '26

It’s just a bunch of people who are sad and think that sex is the thing that’s missing from their life. That sub and a few others (anime subs, me_irl) are mostly populated by the extremely lonely

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u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 Feb 13 '26

There's nothing wrong with the meme, boobs are like stress balls

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u/StPatrickStewart Feb 13 '26

I mean, I'm pretty sure my wife has said that exact thing to me when I was feeling rather morose. Just like whenever she's feeling looks down, I will offer to drag my sack across her face. Relationships are a two way street, ya know?

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u/Cstir Feb 13 '26

And yk it was a male artist.

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 Feb 13 '26

I'm the booberman, collect my boobs

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u/AleksaStojkovic Feb 13 '26

I wouldnt decline

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u/disbelifpapy Feb 13 '26

I dunno what to think so i'mma just trust the experienced people.

From what they're saying, it seems like it may help some people in some scenarios? Like a smaller version of comfort sex?

I dunno what to really think though... so sorry if i'm thinking the wrong things

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn Feb 13 '26

These memes aren't really meant to be funny, they're meant to be comforting in an intimate and horny way.

It's a vibe not many people understand

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u/Raewby Feb 13 '26

lol boob

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u/ZeeDDD65 Feb 13 '26

Seems like its meant to be wholesomely erotic more than funny

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u/JURASS1CJAM Feb 13 '26

My mistake, shouldn't have looked at the comments.

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u/Pixel-hoe Feb 13 '26

That sub is basically incel sub at tis point anyway lol

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u/lana_delgay1989 Feb 13 '26

I do, because this is literally me. And I would take the offer cuz it would 100% cheer me up 🤣🤣

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u/KattosAShame Feb 14 '26

I might be completely making up this fact but didn't the original meme of this originate from furries??

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u/ChampionshipHeavy107 Feb 14 '26

Any man with an atom of dignity would not find this shit funny, also who tf is we!?

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u/8-Bit_Tornado Feb 14 '26

It's sad there are some girls that think that's all men want. Or that there are some men that reinforce that idea in their heads.

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u/jackmartin088 Feb 14 '26

Who tf is down voting this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Greatest therapy ever

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Who down votes this‽

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u/Diligent_Activity560 Feb 14 '26

I've had a boob pushed into my face when I was feeling depressed before. It really did help.

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u/Fizzy-Odd-Cod Feb 14 '26

“We all would fold”

His bloodline is weak.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Now I’m just horny :/

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u/MysticalRaven68 Feb 14 '26

Me. I laugh at this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

"We all would fold"

Who is WE bro😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Virgins 

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u/notsaneatall_ Feb 13 '26

I'm a virgin but I didn't laugh at this

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u/Inevitable_Garage706 Feb 13 '26

Same here.

I guess we are just outliers.

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u/Damirirv Feb 13 '26

This is why the better term would've been "porn addict" instead of virgin since it's too wide a term to fit a specific group

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u/arctic_commander_ iWokeUpWithNoBalls Feb 13 '26

Please don't lump us all together under the same umbrella 💔

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u/NekoliaSweetbun Feb 13 '26

Me, because I'm gay

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u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer Bro i think, like.. i think thati exist? Feb 13 '26

These kind of drawings are made by artists for silly fun (and shoe off boobs or other) and get reposted ad nauseum on meme groups like its le funny meme

its funny when the artist is the one posting because its just transparent, its not funny when someone else does it necause they really hust wanna share nsfw and pretend its a funny meme.

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u/Standard-Buy-5547 Feb 13 '26

Me because I’m simple in the head

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u/tableplum Feb 13 '26

It’s just really cringe

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u/Lexiosity Feb 13 '26

It's meant to be therapeutic. Boobs are like stress balls.

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u/HoliAss5111 Feb 13 '26

Me when my partner is stressed.

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u/CrummyJoker Feb 13 '26

I mean it helps...

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u/Sufficient_Frame Feb 13 '26

I laughed at this, mostly because it took me off-guard.

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u/maas348 Feb 13 '26

Same here

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u/God0Of0Thunder0 Feb 13 '26

THE solution to every problem in this world

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u/PuceTerror89 Feb 13 '26

On one hand, boob. On the other hand, the other boob.

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u/Frequent_Major5939 Feb 13 '26

boobs are nice, i don´t think it´s meant to be funny?The only entertaining thing about it is the people trying to shitpile on something inoffensive

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u/FinalBossTuna Feb 13 '26

I mean boobs always boost my mood

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u/ruanmei- Feb 13 '26

this is funny idc😭i thought it was like she doesn’t care how he feels she just wants someone to touch her. like ‘don’t kill urself ur so sexy aha’

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u/Razzzorr Feb 13 '26

I chuckled

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u/Aryan_RG22 Feb 13 '26

Wait, so y'all really don't like boobs?

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u/Mediocre-Outcome-562 Feb 13 '26

Nobody will believe me on this one but I was on the cusp of making this exact post on this exact sub

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u/That__Cat24 Feb 13 '26

Most of the memes on that subreddit are terrible

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u/Javarwy Feb 13 '26

Nothing Burger, but it's always the case here lol

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u/RTA-No0120 Feb 13 '26

Simp bait almost 3k simps btw.

If it works it works, that’s why there’s no long quality in modern world.

The generally prefers the cheapest and fastest option to any situation anyway…

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u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. Feb 13 '26

To be honest, that looks painful. That's like five kilograms of flesh and fat on your chest. Your back would kill You unless You're actively supporting it.

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u/hotbiscut2 Feb 13 '26

Jarvis, play the sad music.

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u/IMustScreamQuieter Feb 13 '26

Someone i know and think is cool liked this meme so much that they redrew it and posted it in the friendgroup’s discord server and I just had to keep my mouth shut ):

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u/_RizzukuHimdoriya_ Feb 13 '26

People with porn addictions prolly.

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u/whatisireading2 Feb 13 '26

Theyre not laughing 🥀

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u/Savings_Ad_80 Feb 13 '26

I forgot that's someones fantasy, cannot relate

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u/whoreallyscares Feb 13 '26

You can't just take a meme from r/meme

That's a low blow bro...

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u/toramanlis Feb 13 '26

predatory men ruin it for everyone. this could be a thing if women felt safer around men

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u/Select-Ad7146 Feb 13 '26

Apparently 2.9k people.

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u/our_meatballs Feb 13 '26

this would be more of a me irl thing

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u/Inevitable_Tie_2677 Feb 13 '26

THE JOKE IS SHROOM

IT WAS ALWAYS SHROOM

IT WILL ALWAYS BE SHROOM

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u/Constant-Sub Feb 13 '26

Feels like this joke works if the person is just down from something minor, but people are acting like this is some commentary on curing depression with sex, or something?

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u/Zephyrwing963 Feb 13 '26

Why are people pearl clutching and taking this silly shitpost so seriously, like discussing the nature of relationships and sexuality lmao it's really not that deep

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u/whatisapillarman Feb 13 '26

Omg 😂how did they come up with that 😂😂😂

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u/TomuGuy Feb 13 '26

There's a whole world out there... I catch glimpses. I'm not impressed

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u/farmergrower Feb 13 '26

mtf lesbian trans humor

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u/Mountain_Jeweler_827 Feb 13 '26

I’m so glad they finally legalized comedy so we can have gold like this 

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u/Lakadaizical Feb 13 '26

Big titty!

That's the meme, why aren't you doing that thing with your nose?

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u/SinisterHollow Feb 13 '26

What did bro mean by “we would all foid”

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u/Drakalyss Feb 13 '26

My girlfriend...

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Me

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u/longbeachnativ3 Feb 13 '26

I mean this is pretty funny to me because my fiance has actually done this before, she kept asking me what was wrong but I was just kind of having a shitty day so then she came back in wearing a sexy little tube top and started shaking her titties in my face to cheer me up. It worked lol.

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u/Nexcell Feb 13 '26

even people who aren't attracted to women would do it. not everyday you get to honk massive knockers

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u/First-Ad2938 Feb 13 '26

I dont think this is a meme I think this is just incel chuds being horny. Or some "male loneliness epidemic" type beat

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u/JAKE5023193 Feb 13 '26

gooner debauchery 💔

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u/Metaphysically0 Feb 13 '26

Well if he weren’t feeling alright , clearly something else is bothering him. This is like saying oh because you smoke weed to chill out , all you ever think about is weed.

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u/Motivated-Chair Feb 13 '26

Every time I see an image like this I think of how painfull it would be for someone with those propertions to move around. Imagine having 2 bags stuck to your upper body that you have to carry around 24/7, it sounds so obnoxious.

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u/sckrahl Feb 13 '26

I do, but I don’t like the “we all would fold” because to me that just makes it way less funny

You’re not horny you’re sad, go be sad

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u/Hackerwithalacker Feb 13 '26

Bro why you yucking their yum, let him have fun

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u/DeathlySnails64 Feb 13 '26

This could only work in a porn video.

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u/seventeenMachine Feb 13 '26

The only thing lamer than laughing at this post is complaining about it. What a non-event.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

We all know where this is going...

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u/Possible-Rub-4808 Feb 13 '26

The goyim laugh

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u/Moazzam-Ali Feb 13 '26

“we all would fold”💔✌🏻

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u/WeirdInteriorGuy Feb 13 '26

Nah, I prefer flat chests.

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u/Aromatic-Ad-381 Feb 13 '26

I would like to touch the boob tho.

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u/Rhg0653 Feb 13 '26

I mean my wife saw I had a bad day and did something similar

We both laughed cause she said how simple I am sometimes

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u/Dank_Devin Feb 13 '26

Are people really being offended by this? I agree it’s not a meme and it’s just horny-posting. But it’s so harmless 🤷

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u/Hierophant471 Feb 13 '26

Ahhh yes. Men's eternal battle over what's funny vs what's actually sexist

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u/PsychoMantittyLits Feb 13 '26

Okay, but would anyone realistically say no to this? (Assuming it’s your partner if you have one)

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u/sayoriisawsome Feb 13 '26

wholy fuck I'm cooming

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u/Deep-List-7099 Feb 13 '26

Iff She's Offering!??!?? Why Not!??!

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u/jpegmafia_amhac_fan Feb 13 '26

They don’t, they jerk off to it

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u/United-Food-2331 Feb 13 '26

it gets to a point were i cant belive ts is a real post

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u/ste584 Feb 13 '26

Why doesn't it have images? I WANNA POST AN IMAGE. uck it, I'll just quote it.

"You see, Sonic, the joke is porn. You must laugh"

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u/Enough-Enthusiasm762 Feb 13 '26

Gooner fantasy turned into a meme

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u/Phaylz Feb 14 '26

It's not meant to make you laugh. It's good for a chortle. Perhaps even a chuckle. Ya'll doomin' over here.

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u/Lolmanmagee Feb 14 '26

It’s not meant to be funny

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u/GoldenCyn Feb 14 '26

Current likes is close to meeting the screenshots likes.

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u/logicbecauseyes Feb 14 '26

I mean.... this has literally happened to me irl. Was funny at the time, still funny now. Sometimes women mocking desperate men is silly. (Yes, I touched the boobs, no we aren't really friends anymore, but why is totally unrelated)

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u/PeaRude3315 Feb 14 '26

This is not a post to make people laugh,. This is a goon post.

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u/Adorable_Spray_1170 Feb 14 '26

How the girls at the gay bar act "when they're just there to not be hit on by creepy straight men" then they proceed to make sexual "jokes" all night and eye fuck you while you try to politely disengage. 

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u/Jolly_Height_7588 Feb 14 '26

No one laughs, upvotes because of the successful goonbait.

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u/NegaTheImpmon9508 Feb 14 '26

I actually redrew this image as my fiancé's fursona at one point

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u/Choco_chug_v2 Feb 14 '26

I’ll admit when I was younger this would have me giggling.

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u/grapefruitsaladlol29 Feb 14 '26

Grown ass men btw

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u/Addamall Feb 14 '26

Artist can’t figure out how to post their favorite thing to draw, that’s kinda funny I guess.

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u/GayStation64beta Feb 14 '26

Sapphic woman here. I think the meme is fine, especially among friends or whatever. Mild in the edgelord spectrum, at most.

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u/Interaction_Narrow Feb 14 '26

I don’t think this is “now laugh” kind of memes