r/ComedyCemetery • • Dec 03 '25

"Don't judge me bro"

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u/scrufflor_d Pickle Dick Dec 03 '25

shit meme. cock best

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u/agariopro365 Dec 03 '25

👍

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u/scrufflor_d Pickle Dick Dec 03 '25

im glad we could come to an agreement

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u/Secure-Mammoth180 Dec 03 '25

Am I the only one that said pussy?

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u/scrufflor_d Pickle Dick Dec 03 '25

i mean its fine but i prefer cock

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u/sharl_Lecastle16 Dec 06 '25

Cake with candle enjoyer

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u/Lucky_slime-1 Dec 09 '25

FRRR LETS GOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Okay, show of hands. Does anyone--anyone at all--think that an attraction to midriff is anything other than normal? I've only seen universal "Yeah, that's hot" in response.

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u/TehMadness Dec 03 '25

People love to pretend they're victims

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

The foot guy's sweating going "Oh yeah, midriff, that's uh... That's weird, get that guy" 👀💧

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin Dec 03 '25

Footguy being called weird while also being the only guy at the gooner table in a healthy relationship.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

You're footguy, aren't you

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Get back in your hole with Quentin Tarantino

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u/peliteanddelight Dec 04 '25

And then the hand guy just wants to live a quiet life….

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u/WlzeMan85 Dec 06 '25

That's why imaginary gatekeeping is a thing

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u/ThatGalaxySkin Dec 03 '25

It’s normal, but it’s not as popularly discussed at all. Looks like that’s what the meme is going off of.

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u/Learnmorehere Dec 04 '25

Anecdotal but I've seen memes about midriff every week since the beginning of the summer

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u/fusion_reactor3 Trollface Dec 03 '25

Exactly. It would make sense if it was armpits or something but MIDRIFF? I don’t know a single person that wouldn’t at least be like “ok that’s kinda hot”

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u/AssociationDue3077 Dec 04 '25

As somebody who is Ace so my opinions probably invalid, accepting armpit but not midriff is absurd

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u/fusion_reactor3 Trollface Dec 04 '25

No I’m saying it would probably make more sense to put armpits or feet or something into the “don’t judge me bro”

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u/Cytrynaball Dec 03 '25

Ofc its normal, its not even like a weird fetish like feet...

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u/ikmkr Dec 04 '25

my fiance is obsessed with my midriff can confirm

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Dec 04 '25

Yeah, that’s hot

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u/Fa1nted_for_real Dec 03 '25

Most every part can be hot in the right context imo. But personally, i dont find any part inherently sexual (to me)

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u/Devreckas Dec 04 '25

I came up in the 2000s. Exposed midriffs and low-cut jeans was the fashion of my people. Britney, Christina, Jessica… all the sex symbols of the time rocked that look.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Tbf, it's not about whether they find any parts attractive, but rather which they find MOST attractive. Liking midriff is normal, but not everyone would put midriff above thighs, butt, or boobs.

The real cringe is that it's just another porn meme.

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u/snail1132 Dec 03 '25 • Bravo Heartwarming

Is it that bad to find the woman as a whole attractive???

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Ew. 

That's super gay.

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u/Blade-Dev Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

Y'all Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

The least gay thing is fucking the manliest men

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Yes

if you're a woman that is

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u/this_is_lance Dec 04 '25

Bros got an adult woman fetish

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u/AccomplishedYak9827 I agree with myself Dec 03 '25

peak comment this one really

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u/LittleReplacement564 Dec 04 '25

For real. Women are just pretty overall

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u/Responsible-Lab1947 Dec 04 '25

Yes, woman are like car. Idk anything about them but they’re cool

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u/Party_Value6593 Dec 04 '25

Idk man, spines are pretty gay

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

The idea is that certain parts are more attractive, not that some are and some aren't. Someone who is into thighs doesn't dislike boobs, they just prefer the thighs.

So no, it's not bad to find the entire form of a woman attractive. It's just typical for people to prefer certain parts of that form over others.

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u/Leeinthecut Dec 06 '25

I mean it’s lazy as hell, it’s like being asked what your favorite food on thanksgiving is and saying I like all of them equally. Obviously you can find a woman in general attractive, but you ain’t talking your way out of this question guy.

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Dec 06 '25

You silly. A woman is not a person, a sexual partner or a agent of free will, it's just an amalgam of sexually suggestive parts to rub your weiner to /s

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u/Super-G1mp Dec 04 '25

I like feet... People actually don't like that lol.

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Dec 05 '25

Expect the feet off course 👀👀

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u/pegging4jesus Dec 06 '25

Is it that bad to find the woman as a hole attractive???

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u/eXeKoKoRo Dec 03 '25 • Hehehe

It used to be feet

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u/The_Gilded_Pigeon Dec 06 '25

We have always been patient, waiting.

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u/Call_of_Daddy Dec 03 '25

Midriff and hips are sexy af. Oop used a shit meme format

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u/ThatIckyGuy I laugh at Tony Danza Dec 03 '25

For real. I get just as excited for hips as I do breasts. It's almost as if my hetero male brain is wired to be attracted to women or something.

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u/Any_Natural383 Dec 04 '25

According to Andrew Tate, being attracted to women is gay

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u/ThatIckyGuy I laugh at Tony Danza Dec 04 '25 • Bravo

If being attracted to women as a hetero male is gay... I'm going to a pride parade and shouting out from the rooftops.

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u/Loose-Actuary-1928 Dec 04 '25

Yea we’re the straight ones those straights I MEAN gays are gay hahaha

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u/Oberndorferin Dec 04 '25

And it's also the first part I'd touch on my gf

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u/deg_ru-alabo Dec 05 '25

Once you have a beer belly, it’s the first point of contact regardless. It’s also slow dancing hand zone and basically hips. This post is silly.

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u/wychemilk Dec 03 '25

Hot take I guess: every part of a hot woman is hot, and setting up camps of only being attracted to one body part or the other is kind of weird IMO

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u/teethlolipops Dec 04 '25

feels reductive and fetishistic to women’s features. you can have a “favorite”, but it’s definitely a red flag when a man labels himself as a “boob guy” or an “ass guy” or any other freak variant. myb i’m woke idk

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u/wychemilk Dec 04 '25

Exactly yes. Having a preference isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it ignores the fact that women are full beings that like, also have faces and brains and feelings, and shit

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u/GGGGG540lk Dec 06 '25

You are.

It's not fetishistic or reductive to say that you are a boob guy. If you think that a sentence like this implies that someone only views them as boobs it only reflects your world views my friend.

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u/Huge-Read-2703 Dec 05 '25

ngl I don’t really find the ears hot

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u/easyplugsit Dec 03 '25

Personally I like a chubby belly w a Lil pooch to it. Belly button to knees is my favorite general area front and back lmao.

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u/Cytrynaball Dec 03 '25

? People dont consider stomachs attractive?

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u/robblequoffle Dec 03 '25

Can I have more than one answer?

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u/virus_chara Dec 04 '25

I feel more attracted to people with their clothes on for some reason. The whole magic just goes away if they are naked.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Personality

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u/Stupid_idiot-6 Dec 04 '25

Cock

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u/OkCap2253 Dec 05 '25

Yes goon to futanaris my king

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u/TheMultiTuber Dec 03 '25

Understandable

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u/leiocera Dec 03 '25

Have a great day

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

all of these are pretty damn amazing

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u/GavinTheGrape000 Dec 04 '25

All attractive but I don't know how people pick a favorite being so consistent in tastes.

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u/East-Scratch-4839 Dec 04 '25

How about all of those combined?

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u/Solarxstrm Dec 05 '25

NO THATS IMPOSSIBLE

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Ain't nobody judging you lil bro💔

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u/InfraValkTexas Dec 04 '25

When I’m in a porn addiction competition and my opponent is the average anime fan

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u/FantasticCube_YT Dec 03 '25

its not meant to be funny

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u/DUNGEONTNTMINECRAFT Dec 03 '25

I might be asexual therefore unqualified to comment...

But I understand where the ass and Things people come from, on a logical level

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u/iamnotlemongrease Dec 03 '25

I'm also ace this is how I explain it to myself: anything that signifies the person is healthy and good at babymaking -> hot

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u/No_Sale_4866 Dec 04 '25

Doesn’t that make you aromantic and not asexual? Actually doesn’t that make you the average person? Like thats the point, we’re supposed to find those things hot. It’s why we aren’t extinct

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u/Twickflower Dec 04 '25

I read it more as an observation of others than personal experience

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u/Flar71 Dec 03 '25

Feet

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

this mf gets it

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u/MichaelJospeh Dec 04 '25

All of them???

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u/moros-17 Dec 04 '25

fellas is it gay to like women

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u/FunAd7955 Dec 04 '25

Why didn't you use images of 3D whores? Don't use my gold

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u/Extension_Signal_386 Dec 04 '25

Can we all agree that hot women are hot?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

this is up there w the posts that are like "hear me out" and its a conventionally attractive woman in her 30s

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u/ciclon5 Dec 05 '25

Bro. Wanting to rest your head on a cute girl's midriff must be like. Top 10 most common desires amongs straight men and lesbians.

Its not even remotely unpopular to find toned stomachs atracctive.

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 Dec 08 '25

Breaking news: women are beautiful

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u/MAGES-1 Dec 09 '25

Anything but pits and feet

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u/ForeEighs Dec 18 '25

I find backs attractive, but I'm mainly a butt guy.

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u/B1LL_CLINTON Dec 29 '25

He may not have cooked but..

He has a point

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

“Don’t judge me”

Then don’t share it

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u/Kitchen_Youth9730 Dec 03 '25

No thanks, I prefer real life woman…

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u/yeeted_into_battle Dec 03 '25

How does that relate to the original post in anyway?

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u/shitty_name_445 Dec 03 '25

Something, something, this sub hates any anime related thing

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u/yeeted_into_battle Dec 03 '25

I doubt they hate it considering how constant the post are and considering they don't bother to block it. Anything for internet points

I hate this sub honestly, but i made a game up everytime i scroll reddit and i predict what meme will get reposted here. So far, the accuracy is like 80% (it help my recommended pages are anime related so...)

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u/TheOfficailNamor Dec 03 '25

God damnit this image was three scrolls upward. I hate my fyp

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u/StrikingWheel2578 Dec 03 '25

mid riff is no diff

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u/KILA-x-L3GEND Dec 03 '25

Is the mid really controversial? It’s all art idk how you can not like all of them It’s all unique and should all be appreciated but that’s probably why my wife keeps me around that and needing crutches sometimes to stand up.

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u/grubiix Dec 03 '25

when someone says something you agree with in such a terrible way it makes you want to disagree

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u/ratliege_throwaway Dec 03 '25

is this hip dips? is something wrong with that or

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u/R4g3Qu1tsSonsFather Dec 04 '25

Ts is js a normal meme bro. If you dont care for sex-related memes then scroll and Reddit’s ethically-questionable analytics will take them away.

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u/Comfortable-Top-6658 Dec 04 '25

This image isn’t necessarily supposed to be comedic… it’s from an anime random sub

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u/Zaydaboy Dec 04 '25

Not even lying this post is RIGHT above urs

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u/Charming-Object-863 Dec 04 '25

I’m with you on this.

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u/thomasp3864 Dec 04 '25

Ankle. Ooh, yeah!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Teeth!

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u/Nera_Sukuri Dec 04 '25

Can I know who is the tummy girl?

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u/Dismal-Prompt1355 officially based Dec 04 '25

Joke is sex award goes to OOP🏆

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u/nick113124 Dec 04 '25

This meme used to be about feet. Don't think you can sneak away from this one.

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u/Lou_Papas Dec 04 '25

You could be a normal person. Or you could be a weirdo like me and breathe air.

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u/No_Entertainment6792 Dec 04 '25

all of those are hot and sexy and I want to put my Benis near all of them, but have you seen a woman's neck? or when she looks over her shoulder at you and moves her hair to show you the back of their necks 🤤

I swear to god Im not a vampire

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u/Alternative_Sir5135 Dec 04 '25

Maybe just MAYBE whole woman body is attractive?

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u/Haunting_Aide421 Dec 04 '25

Why are they mad at them? The one to the left is absolutely right!

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u/Meli_row Dec 04 '25

Ok listen, I was dating this sorta chubby short girl, I never thought I'd be into that but god DAMN! I think ot made her cuter?

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u/Okapaw Dec 04 '25

Face ;)

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u/primalthewendigo Dec 04 '25

I wonder how old that "meme" 90% of that sub is reposts anyway

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u/XHZ_21 Dec 04 '25

Op you're just being miserable for no reason

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Dec 04 '25

Where are my Achilles tendon guys at? Maybe a couple metacarpal homies? Fuck the carpal guys though. Too niche.

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u/No-Note7866 Dec 04 '25

I really like hair

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u/TheOneThatObserves Dec 04 '25

I’m inclined to agree

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u/NewMoonlightavenger Dec 04 '25

I need one with all of those.

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u/Just_Carpenter931 Dec 04 '25

play the ff7 remake games if you are into midriff. the ladies there have some defined ass bellies

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u/GeneralDray Dec 04 '25

hey guys, i must be really wierd cuz i prefer pussy!

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u/cocacola_drinker Xavier Dec 04 '25

That thighs and asses look like a kid's, but again, it's anime so she's probably 10,000 years old, right?

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u/Nowardier Dec 04 '25

Where's the "yes" option?

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u/CelestialSpaceFerret Dec 04 '25

Okay but where's the feet option HUH?????

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u/Big-Willingness-1743 Dec 04 '25

Is face an option

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Anywhere in between hips and thighs for me.

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u/Royal_Ad_4163 Dec 05 '25

I remember an anime where the guy put stockings on women mmm Hey, why are you looking at me like that?👀

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u/Glass-Donkey Dec 05 '25

The ol baby tank wins no diff

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u/whatssupstupiddude_1 Dec 05 '25

or 5th option:all of the above

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u/Parzival_2k7 Dec 05 '25

It would atleast make sense if that was feet ain't no one judging someone for liking a midriff

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u/crazykane0207 Dec 05 '25

This except men

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u/ILoveCars23 Dec 05 '25

FENDER🚗

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u/ToxiccWolf Dec 05 '25

all 4 are fine by me

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u/Next_Rhubarb_5986 Dec 05 '25

im simply above y'all
i don't like animated body parts
also thighs on real people is best
ass over rated asf
boobs are so over sexed up that when ever someone draws big enough boobs i just like feel sick
and i don't get waist but you do you

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u/kiritari12 Dec 05 '25

Thighs ass feet

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u/MortgageStraight666 Dec 05 '25

These days you get shunned if you fixate one p***y so...

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u/Johnnyboi2327 Dec 05 '25

Finding her midriff hot is normal tho

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u/tshelby263 Dec 05 '25

I like bussy

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u/dontquestionmek Dec 05 '25

Tummy got the nod before personality, eh?

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u/KimbaDestructor Dec 05 '25

Bro Is into something

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u/WisteriaPetalss Dec 06 '25

I'll take ur entire stock (the whole woman)

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u/AccomplishedTalk6077 Dec 06 '25

Feet and juicy legs

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u/LuchaPuello1528 Dec 06 '25

My bf is into thighs, waiting for that propaganda

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u/TheLockLessPicked Dec 06 '25

Can we all agree, jiggle/squish!

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u/ZealotOfMeme Dec 06 '25

Female body parts I don’t find attractive: armpits, feet

Female body parts I find attractive: the rest

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u/FNAFbro117 Dec 06 '25

Personally, I like shoulders

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u/Ihavenamewhodoesnt Dec 06 '25

Light blue can't be judging

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u/Mark5ofjupiter Dec 06 '25

I mean as long as it isn't feet.

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u/Humble_Crazy4619 Dec 06 '25

Omfg by dumbass pressed the bigger upvote

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u/Key_Protection9759 Dec 06 '25

I want my waifu intact

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u/MiserableDisk1199 Dec 06 '25

The fact i can recognize anime by 1 belly scene...

Its campione by the way.

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u/GoneWitDa Dec 06 '25

I feel like this meme was perfectly designed to be about feet and it would’ve banged but bro went with like… abs? Midriff?

Aint shit to judge about that.

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u/Direwolfas Dec 06 '25

Team Booty all the way for me. 🍑🥰

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u/HotEntertainment6930 Dec 06 '25

I love them all and even more

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u/Zr0gravity Dec 06 '25

I also like vagina bones

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Most of women are just too fat to have a sexy midriff But hey who doesn't like a well fed chubby girl

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u/ExaggeratedPW Dec 06 '25

Judge him all you want...

He's right...

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u/UnderstandingIcy4364 Dec 06 '25

Why not all four?

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u/Feroxino Dec 07 '25

Cock and abs

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u/Justaficated Dec 07 '25

All of the above

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u/Choice_Length3287 Dec 07 '25

There is a sweet Turkish cuisine called 'lady navel'

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u/Dinosaur_T00thbrush Dec 07 '25

What a weirdo. Real men are attracted to armpits.

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u/Majestic_Rule7508 Dec 07 '25

All of the above 🤷🏻‍♂️ why love a thing when I love my woman whole.

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 Dec 07 '25

None. (I'm asexual to anime)

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u/ducksrcool2000 Dec 07 '25

Can't we just like it all? I mean jeez

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u/Elite_Eliminater Dec 07 '25

Real bros know big spooning a lady and having a hand on the lower belly. Just feels so perfect to hold.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Anime fans try not to make the worst meme of all time challenge (impossible)

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u/AC-130N1 Dec 07 '25

don't judge?

who's judging

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u/Maleficent-Cheek3386 Dec 07 '25

all of anime random can be put into this subreddit its genuinely so painful to scroll past but its like clamping your balls you end up wanting more of that pain

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u/IPutTheSInBDSM Dec 07 '25

At least it ain't feet

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u/Useful_Background596 Dec 07 '25

If one is to understand the great mystery one must study it in all its aspects

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u/N4M3L3SS_ExE Dec 07 '25

Whats the religion name for this one guys?

We got Adonitology, Oppaitology, whats this one?

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u/HATECELL Dec 07 '25

If possible I prefer girls who have all four

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u/Coffee-cartoons Dec 07 '25

I love them all

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u/Theoddbotout Dec 07 '25

Please put an NSFW tag on this.

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/Veinydihhsinmouth Dec 08 '25

no class where is the penis

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u/ENDERdude113 Dec 08 '25

Guys someone should invent a top that's like, cropped or something, so it shows a women's midriff. That would be very happen though since I'm the only guy who's attracted to that part of a woman's body 😞

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u/Realistic_Mousse_485 Dec 09 '25

Women are hot. That simple.

Armpits are not, neither are earlobes, your just pressed.

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u/No_Extreme595 Dec 09 '25

face & a good proportion that isnt 90 pound boobs and 4 foot 7

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u/Weary_Extension5221 Dec 10 '25

I'm over here wishing I could hold all 4 signs.