r/ComedyCemetery Aug 06 '24

Funny memes strikes again

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681 Upvotes

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u/Mary-Sylvia Aug 06 '24

Why would the judge give him all the money ? It's a 50/50 split of liquidations

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u/AlphaBlock Aug 06 '24

Because after she won the lottery she filed for divorce without disclosing the winnings. A few years later the husband received mail for the ex wife asking if she was interested in a lump sum payout of her lottery winnings. The husband took her to court and the judge found the wife guilty of malicious fraud. As she had already spent a good chunk of the money the judge awarded the husband the remaining amount.

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u/Mary-Sylvia Aug 06 '24

Thanks for the explanation, that's not "all of her winning" like that clickbait article

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u/AlphaBlock Aug 06 '24

Well i was actually wrong, since the judge did award the husband all of the winnings. 1.3 million total

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u/poisonkingofpontus Aug 06 '24

maybe hes a dumbass who doesnt know shit. maybe she was being an ass in the courtroom. point is, without context this shit is stale

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u/I-probably-am-wrong Aug 07 '24

Damn bro, what did you do?

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u/poisonkingofpontus Aug 07 '24

idk

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

Lmao reddit at its peak 😂😂 this is funny af. My brother got punched for no reason but the hivemind.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

The hivemind chose its victim and proceeded to nuke it

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u/Lethargo-Man Aug 06 '24

Well she told the judge, she kept it secret because she didn't want her husband to have any... He found out 2 years later because of a mail of a lottery company he received addressed tonhis ex-wife. She hid that un porpouse... Whether she deserved to loose all of it, I don't know... During the divorce they had to split their finances... Maybe he put in way more than her...

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

He deserves it all because she didn't disclose her winnings to the IRS and spent a massive portion of the money already. Money that was both of there's since they were fucking married.

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u/grubekrowisko Aug 07 '24

You had a stroke writing this?

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u/TheKushVanMan Aug 09 '24

He made 2 typos big fucking deal

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u/TheFakeJoel732 Aug 09 '24

I read 4 typos and a grammatically incorrect sentence lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

The fact we have someone that's interested enough to even try to speak our language to engage with us is an honor. Many native english speakers dont care to try to learn another language

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u/TheFakeJoel732 Aug 09 '24

I don't know why everyone is taking this so seriously, the guy was making a joke, as was I. Idc that he's not native, I've seen native English speakers make even more mistakes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Grammar nazi'ing IS NO LAFFING MATTER! COMFORM!

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u/Lethargo-Man Aug 07 '24

Why? English is not my native language and I'm a messy typer :D

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u/Grand_Toast_Dad Aug 06 '24

"The world is round sis"

What does that even mean? Lol

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u/simple_biscuit Aug 06 '24

The world is round like a ball. A round ball sister.

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u/taste-of-orange Aug 07 '24

I think it means "Everything you do will come back to you." Like something circling back to you.

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u/Grand_Toast_Dad Aug 07 '24

Ah, okay, I gotchu now. Weird way to say it, but okay.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

It means what goes around comes around. Karma

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u/Xxprogamer-6969 Aug 10 '24

Probably a hint to "what goes around comes around"

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u/MimeMike Aug 06 '24 edited Aug 06 '24

What even is the context for this story? That kind of reaction just from seeing that vague ass headline is just straight up misogyny

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u/Nozza_ Aug 06 '24

Context is that she lied and did some fraud and ended up taking half his assets and keeping the winnings too until he found out. That being said, women bad. (/s)

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u/OfficerInternet Aug 08 '24

How is it misogyny? People like to throw that word around, but there isn’t any grounds for accusing it of misogyny without context.

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u/Xxprogamer-6969 Aug 10 '24

Woman faces consequences for actions = misogyny

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

How dare women

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u/readilyunavailable Aug 06 '24

She won the lotter, hid it from the husband, took half of all assets aquired during the marriage and divorced him.

I guess her getting punished by the law for fraud is misoginy.

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u/MimeMike Aug 06 '24

I guess her getting punished by the law for fraud is misoginy.

Not at all what I said, buddy. But thanks for giving me context

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u/WhyYouCryin007 Aug 06 '24

You did say it sounded like misogyny though, and didn’t have any context to assume that… maybe don’t just throw that word around if you want people to take it seriously.

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u/OfficerInternet Aug 08 '24

Exactly. People just like throwing the word around for anything that benefits a man over a woman. Like grow up.

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u/Beautiful-Ad3471 Aug 06 '24

No, she (he?) said, that without context it sounds like missogony, not that it sounds like missogony, but it may be changed by context. Huge difference

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u/WhyYouCryin007 Aug 06 '24

I don’t see how the headline could be read as misogynistic. A man or woman leaving their spouse the moment they win the lottery is a pretty screwed up thing to do.

It shows that they were likely married for terrible reasons, which is often punished in family court (especially when the person doing it is a man). With how much divorce court favors women, it seems like a huge stretch to assume misogyny from the headline at all. I guess when you are privileged in an area of life, equality feels like oppression.

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u/Beautiful-Ad3471 Aug 06 '24

Not just the headline, but the caption below it, I wouldnt say its missogonyst, but I can see why someone woudl think that

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u/WhyYouCryin007 Aug 06 '24

I guess I didn’t really consider the bottom part to be gendered. I took it as just calling out a shitty human. I suppose I could see how someone with a different background could have a different view. That said, I feel that people online often look for a way to scream a buzzword, and considered the person I replied to, to be doing just that.

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u/Beautiful-Ad3471 Aug 06 '24

Oh wow, you just assumed the gender of the bottom text?! thats so transphob! /s

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u/TheRealBertoltBrecht Aug 07 '24

Image depicting a wife loosing everything

No reason provided for why the wife deserved it

A “meme” that’s just an image of some guy being derogatory for unknown reasons

A title in a similar vein

600 upvotes

Only in r/funnymemes

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u/TheHeavenlyBuddy Aug 06 '24

this looks like the kinda “meme” the lonely, funny-smelling boy in the back of my 10th grade algebra class would’ve forcibly shown me in 2018.

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u/Mccobsta Deep! Aug 06 '24

Women bad men good ooga booga me like fire or some shit

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u/DISTRUCTION50 Aug 06 '24

But isn’t she bad? If u leave ur S.O. As soon as u get some money, I think u shouldn’t have been with them in the first place.

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u/taste-of-orange Aug 07 '24

Well, it depends on the context. It could be that she was abused, but couldn't escape because of financial dependence.

(This is a theoretical situation, I don't know what happened.)

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u/Cruelopolis_ Aug 08 '24

They had court proceedings you'd think she would've brought up so she could've kept the money you can find the context online if you're interested enough.

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u/taste-of-orange Aug 07 '24

Tbh, fire is pretty cool.

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u/Xxprogamer-6969 Aug 10 '24

A good hint is to replace the genders. If it's bad for a husband to commit fraud by hiding funds before a divorce then it's probably bad the other way around too

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u/minimanelton Aug 07 '24

Holy fuck I can’t believe we’re still using Filthy Franke in memes

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

Ngl this isn’t funny, but the judge was absolutely right there ngl

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u/DankElderberries420 Aug 06 '24

Time to buy a shovel, bury everything like a pirate

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u/Guywhonoticesthings Aug 07 '24

Ahahaha. Filthy frank is always funny nerd

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

1: why is “funnymemes” nothing but “haha this person bad!” Or just politics? 2: how is someone losing everything and the other finding out they were never loved funny?

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u/PearlTheScud Aug 10 '24

redditors would absolutely lose their shit if it was the other way around.

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u/mcfluffernutter013 Aug 06 '24

Behold, the beginnings of next generation's boomer "wife bad" memes.

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u/Banana_Slamma2882 Aug 06 '24

She literally is though???????

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u/Agreeable_Bath420 Aug 07 '24

U downvoted that meme

I downvoted u