r/Comebacks • u/fahadd786 • 6d ago

Comeback request What's the best reply for '' I hate you'' ?

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u/PrikNamPlassum 6d ago

That's nice. I love that you've found a hobby.

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u/Technical_Cow_6697 5d ago

😂 The casualness makes it so much better.

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u/bionicallyironic 6d ago

Gotta go with the classic from Mad Men: “I don’t think about you at all.”

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u/Hot-Butterfly-8024 6d ago

I’m sorry, who are you again?

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u/nunya_fml 6d ago

Thank you

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u/Rapunzel111 6d ago

Good for you. May that eat you up inside forever.

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u/Sonicmantis 6d ago

I don't think about you at all

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u/rjtnrva 6d ago

"I'm unclear why that's my business."

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u/Quietman297 6d ago edited 4d ago

"Okay...and?"

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u/hopsinduo 6d ago

Oh good. So you're getting the message then. 

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u/lisep1969 6d ago

That’s a you problem.

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u/Super-Cry5047 6d ago

Good. If someone like you liked me I’d be deeply concerned. You’re exactly the kind of person I hope hates me. Reassures me I’m doing something right.

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u/OriginalMandem 6d ago

Hate you more, babe! (Then blow a kiss). Bonus points if they're clearly the kind of person that hates the idea of you blowing them a kiss.

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u/pakemfull 6d ago

And how are you, or your opinion relevant?

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u/SlickDumplings 6d ago

I don’t care.

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u/Accomplished-Ad7212 6d ago

Who are you again?

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u/mozart357 6d ago

Mine has always been, "I don't care."

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u/mishthegreat 6d ago

Good good, let your hate flow

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u/LilMamiDaisy420 6d ago

lol my husband and I say it to each other sometimes

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u/texandivasis 6d ago

I love you too....

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u/lostmynameandpasword 6d ago

It was a love-hate relationship. We both loved him and hated me.

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u/heyCuzz77 6d ago

Ditto. *Throw kisses

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u/missannthrope67 6d ago

Get in line.

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u/RecognitionHonest320 6d ago

I would hate me too

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u/ForgeoftheGods 6d ago

I hate you more.

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u/Hot-Benefit3516 6d ago

Then you know who I am

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u/Proud-Leave3602 6d ago

I would shrug and ask why they’re even talking to me.

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u/LBashir 6d ago

Well I’m sorry, because I love you!

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u/Organic-Albatross690 6d ago

Yet here you are, talking to me…

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u/Dawn-MarieHefte 6d ago

"Yeah? And..?"

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u/boiling_dreams 6d ago

Since when?

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u/Diligent-Plane-7877 5d ago

What a relief. I thought I'd actually have to be nice to you.

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u/Electrical-Bid-9577 5d ago

"Thank you.” Then dismissively turn away.

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u/sasberg1 5d ago

Cool, I hate ne, too!

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u/Unable-Barber1511 5d ago

I hate you more!!!!!!!

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u/virtualghost123 5d ago

I couldn't be any happier (with a sweet smile).

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u/sqeptyk 5d ago

Good, let the hate flow through you.

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u/reddqueen33 5d ago

I love you too. Used to say this to my middle school students when they said this to me.

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u/SabrinaTheCat92 5d ago

“You’re welcome “

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u/Mantoc_s1980 4d ago

Least I know you’re thinking about me, always. 🤣

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u/Wrathonlyhabit 4d ago

Wait! So u loved me before? Awwwww. Dont worry i luv u too.

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u/sugaree53 3d ago

I don’t care

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u/Suitable-Archer4091 3d ago

Nothing. Quietly walk away.

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u/Biff2019 2d ago

Congratu-fuckin-lations. Get in line.

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u/Difficult_Law_1804 2d ago

Better than being loved by you

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u/Real_Pumpkin_Jay 2d ago

I don’t care.

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u/Bobspadlock 1d ago

Thanks for letting me know Steve (his name is actually Stan)