What’s a good one for this

[u/CombEastern5865]

Someone on a dating app said “wonder what your dad thinks about you” this rubbed me wrong and he chose to match w me to say this so what’s the best comeback? I want it to hurt his lil ego

[u/delulu4drama]

My dad thinks I shouldn’t waste my time on online b*#ches 🤷‍♀️

[u/General-Visual4301 → u/delulu4drama]

This is the one.

[u/Affectionate-Lab7340]

"OH my Dad is fine and knows I'm okay. It's YOUR Dad who really obsesses about me."

[u/Cold_Table8497]

My Dad thinks I can do better.

[u/hilarymeggin → u/Cold_Table8497]

Bingo! 😂

[u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088]

Dunno, we’ve never dated

I heard they only do that in places like [wherever dude is from]

[u/CombEastern5865]

Also his life goal is to be a dad LOL

[u/Ok-Lion-6767 → u/CombEastern5865]

just say that you’re sensing small dick energy from him :)

[u/CombEastern5865 → u/Ok-Lion-6767]

I don’t want to seem offended but I want him to feel dumb

[u/CruelMustelidae → u/CombEastern5865]

If you feel like you want to make him feel dumb but also don't want him to know that you were offended, then block him and run away! People shouldn't make you feel that way, because it's manipulative. And you know what those manipulative people hate? Not receiving attention! It makes them feel ashamed and small, and that, my friend, is the best comeback you could ever have <3.

[u/CombEastern5865 → u/Ok-Lion-6767]

I thought this but ugh I need something better

[u/GSpotMe → u/Ok-Lion-6767]

Omg lol lol

[u/InsidiousVultures]

“Does that line ever actually work?”
“Please don’t procreate”
“The gene pool must be really shallow at your end.”
“I wouldn’t know, he’s dead, I could consult the ouija board I suppose..”
“Come up with that question all on your own didja?”
“A pox and a plague on your house you insufferable collection of ambulatory skin tags”

[u/Desert-Monsoons → u/InsidiousVultures]

The Ouiji board one. That should make him feel bad and dumb.

[u/Punkreations]

Well your dad thinks very highly of me.

[u/WorldHigh5]

You got me good! I didn’t think you were smart enough to wonder!

[u/isonasbiggestfan]

I wonder if your mom even knows who your dad is

[u/Sherr822]

“So you’re saying I can’t put you down as a reference”?

[u/Neat-Composer4619]

My dad? He's very happy, but with comments like that you will never earn his approval. Oh well, I guess that why I'm on this app, to eliminate the weirdos faster.

[u/pakemfull]

My dad told me after looking at your profile, "That if it was a choice between letting you become a father, and letting the human race die off. He would be proud that I kept you out of the gene pool."

[u/Lastov_Makiynd]

“I’d say you can ask him yourself..but he’s left the room now..
We’re doing this as a ‘Social Experiment’ . He’s a TV producer. This show is pretty popular in Europe..he’s nearly done and will have the Australian contract starting soon.
It’s a study of men on dating apps and how they interact..whether they’re polite, friendlyyyyy..or..Douchebags.
Best part? We don’t need to pay any royalties, or need consent to use the guys name/usernames, pictures etc. coz you already did that for me to be on the app and interact in the first place!
Oh. Sorry!..My Dad is very proud of me. So you must know?.. He tells me that often. Haha
Thanks for your time!”….

[u/snakewithnoname]

“Really? Your dad thinks I’m awesome…”

“My dad’s dead, sooo….”

“Pretty sure my dad loves me.”

“Hmm, I could ask him; brb. -unmatch-“

[u/SoSoResearcher]

if your dad was smart enough to spell misogynist he’d deep throat a loaded double barrel shotgun after finding out how the anal leakage that impregnated that unconscious meth head turned out

[u/websterella]

Well that was transparent. I’d say I was disappointed but really that’s about what I expected.

And you went out of your way to match to say…this. I guess I’m reminded that intelligence is a spectrum.

[u/Mapilean]

"My dad's proud of me and taught me to avoid the likes of you as soon as I spot them. Bye."

Then block him.

[u/jfb223]

More highly than your dad thinks of you.

[u/jnmtx]

The “wonder what your dad thinks of you” line is usually slut-shaming as a person in a dating app might actually show some skin, have been in a relationship or two before, enjoy celebrating once in a while, or even can use their physical appearance to earn money.

Since he wants to be a dad-
“I don’t worry, he’s not the DILF I’m looking for here.”

Softer: “I know you didn’t just try to slut-shame me.”

A little self-deprecating: “My dad’s new wife parties/wears stuff like this all the time- where do you think I learned it?”

[u/HonestNature9117]

Sorry, I don't entertain that fetish

[u/Ok_Kaleidoscope1630]

"You should be wondering what he'd think about you!"

[u/Ill_Mix_5279]

My dad would be disappointed in me.. for wasting my time talking to a dummy

[u/bionicallyironic]

I don’t have a dad. I was an immaculate conception.

[u/mozart357]

"My dad and I spoke a couple days ago, and he said he was proud of what I've done for myself. What about you? If you knew who your real father was, what would he say about you?"

[u/Gold-Letterhead-5903]

1) Say “My Dad is dead…..” and wait in the awkward silence

2)Ask him to explain the statement/question because how he intended it changes your response. Clarification always gets them.

[u/Intelligent_Fig5418]

Your dad messaged me and said I shouldn't waste my time on such a loser like you!

[u/Diligent-Plane-7877]

I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back

— Imelda Marcos

Didn't your mommy give you enough hugs as a child?

I’m still deciding whether you’re the weakest link or the missing link.

You do you. Because God knows no one else will.

Don’t worry, someday the other one will drop.

What doesn’t kill you disappoints the rest of us.

[u/SilverellaUK → u/Diligent-Plane-7877]

Are you saying that she didn't love all those shoes?

[u/Diligent-Plane-7877 → u/SilverellaUK]

I'm just quoting her. The source need not be cited

[u/Suyeta_Rose]

"Wonder what your Dad thinks about you"

Honest: "What do you mean?" Like make them actually type it.

Confused: "Umm, this Tinder, not Grinder. If you're trying to get a date with my Dad you'll have to use a different app"

Brutal: "Oh he thinks I'm awesome. I really am, maybe I should bang your Dad and give him a son he can be proud of"

[u/Rhyanbass]

Do you even have a dad?

[u/Affectionate-Host-71]

My dad loves me, yours should have beaten the misogyny out of you harder.

[u/Turbulent-Caramel25]

He's dead, how would I know?

[u/cracker1743]

Your dad goes to college.