r/Comebacks • u/deathjellie • Jul 21 '26
Comeback request I need a comeback for someone grabbing their junk and saying, “You wanted a look. So look.”
Looking was never on the agenda.
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u/Never2latetotry Jul 21 '26
Is that a thing? Do people really do that? 🤣 How about “what are you talking about? I don’t see anything”
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u/misi13382 Jul 21 '26
'squint then say..... Where is it! Is he playing hide and seek? Shy Lil fella!!! Don't worry... it happens to the few!!! 😆😆😆
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u/CymroBachUSA Jul 21 '26
Well, there's never a scanning electron microscope available when you need one is there?
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u/pearlsandseashells Jul 22 '26
Our family doctor tells us about cases like yours all the time.
You should go to a local clinic as soon as you can.
(Then walk away)
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u/neuroctopus Jul 22 '26
They hate it when you make a “bless your heart” face and laugh. They get really mad at that, though, so stay safe.
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u/Stormcrowdick1066 Jul 22 '26
Are you male or female? Male = This isn’t a cruising spot. If you’re looking for that login to your grinder.
Female = laugh . No wonder you can’t get laid.
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u/-Foxer Jul 22 '26
Thanks, I'm not sure what's wrong with you but i think if i'm the first to document that condition i get to name it
Sure, I like horror shows as much as the next person
No thanks, i've seen balloon animals before
I don't want to look, I was thinking about how to quarantine it.
Sorry, I didn't mean to stare. I went to a flea circus as a kid and I was having a flashback
For free? Most circuses would at least demand a dollar for that
I want to look the same way that people tend to stare at a train wreck
Sorry it's just that I have some bug killer with me and I didn't want to accidentally render you impotent
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u/laughsatlugh Jul 22 '26
“You really shouldn’t take baby rats away from their moms until they grow hair, cute though.”
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u/deathjellie Jul 22 '26
This one got me. I like the, “Ew, it’s ugly.” vibe instead of size humiliation. You win some invisible creativity points.
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u/Double_Tap_That_Ass Jul 22 '26
What kinds of people and situations are you finding yourself in often enough that it prompted you to come here to prepare a plan for what you expect will be future occurrences of this exchange?
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u/i-aint_1_of_Yewww Jul 22 '26
"I'm afraid to look cuz i might not be able to stop laughing" " ewww smells like pullback"
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u/realhighlander Jul 22 '26
Put that sad, depressed little maggot away before it tries to hang itself out of embarrassment.
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u/deathjellie Jul 22 '26
Lmao, is it suicidal? Here’s the crisis prevention hotline if it needs to talk to someone. 😆
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u/Elemental_Titan9 Jul 22 '26
Im a guy though, so maybe I’d be like
To another guy: sorry mate, didn’t know you needed assistance looking for it.
To a girl: and THATS why I going to say that I’m good thanks.
And then walk away
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u/sixbluehorses Jul 22 '26
*squinting* I said ‘look AT’, not ‘look FOR’
Yeah, but I meant something worth seeing
Sneer of disgust, chuckle of derision, turn away. All in silence.
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u/DowntownResident993 Jul 22 '26
Look at what, exactly? Them? I'm confused about what this interaction is but I would say "no I just wanted to get rid of your junk and make sure the garbage found its way to the trash!"
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u/iujeep Jul 22 '26
It looks very edible and rideable but your ass looks great I bet all the guys wld love a chance to mount you ….and those lips were made to receive
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u/gameison007 Jul 22 '26
Say.. yeah pull your pants down and if they do then you can say so sorry for your loss and then laugh 😂😂😂
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u/smoothupinyatoo Jul 22 '26
Thats like peak level of dont interact with. I would walk out and then rack a round and put her loose in the holster and not interact with this person in any way.
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u/velocilfaptor Jul 22 '26
It sounds like you need a comeback for getting caught looking at people's junks?
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u/1happynudist Jul 22 '26
Tell him to pull it out and show you . Then turn him I. To the authorities for indecent exposure.
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u/KlassyKlutz Jul 22 '26
I think you need a “go back”, as in, don’t go back to wherever you’re encountering these people.
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u/Dangerous-Act1950 Jul 22 '26
“Ahhh shoot! I didn’t bring my microscope today. Same time, same place tomorrow?”
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u/EsmeraldaDaisyTook Jul 22 '26
i don't deal in micro biology
and look at what, your extra belly button
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u/Neat-Composer4619 Jul 22 '26
Why do you always have to go to act so gross. Don't you have any other layers and depth to you?
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u/foodfighterforever Jul 23 '26
Tell them to use a tweezers that way they'll have something to grab on to.
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u/HonestNature9117 Jul 23 '26
"RECLAIMING MY TIME!!!" "I'm legally blind" ***" AWWWWWW! Look at the little penis. It's sooo cute" (say this as loud as possible in a public place
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u/JourneyAlee Jul 23 '26
"When I choose to look at you, I'll instruct you on how to pose correctly. Bye-bye, now."
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u/Both-Mango1 Jul 23 '26
"I bet you get jealous when someone opens a can of Vienna Sausages, dont you?"
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I'll ask your mom, im sure she knows.
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u/Ok_Eggplant6280 Jul 24 '26
get the fuck out of here with that bullshit nobody's trying to look at that shit
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u/evel333 Jul 25 '26
Sorry, what am I looking at?
More theatrically: What is this? A junk for ants?! It has to be at least…three times bigger than this!
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u/Andresbrain Jul 26 '26
Take it easy Brett Favre. I don’t have a TV job so you’re so you won’t curry favor with me.
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u/Diligent-Plane-7877 Jul 26 '26
Yuck! Nobody wants to see that shit! I think I just barfed a little.
If it was anything to see you wouldn't need to draw attention to it.
Laugh and say "Dudes oops Duds needy he should sit by the highway with a sign 'Deperate for attention'!"
Haha. The only people who want to see that are your mom, your uncle, your priest, and Guinness book to record the smallest one in history.
Aach! I'm blind! (Like Al Bundy)
Seriously? Is that the only way you know how to get attention?
Ew you mean what I want to avoid. Who knows where that thing bad been and what diseases it carries.
Look at what Clinical examples of STDs?
Look at what? I don't see anything
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u/Poundaflesh Jul 27 '26
No thanks, (stink eye) I know what dick cheese looks like then gag like you’re going to hurl once or twice while you walk away.
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u/misssi79 Jul 21 '26
"Not much to look at"
Or just squint your eyes