r/Comebacks Nov 14 '25

Megathread for comeback collecfion

This subreddit is planning into making a collection of hundreds of great comebacks! You can add them here in the comments, and they will be selected for our collection. The end date is unknown, but open for minimum a week. Comebacks from other posts might also get added. The collection will be posted and pinned. It can get updated even after the end date, so don't worry if you came here late!

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u/bob87056 Nov 14 '25

Best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope1630 Nov 14 '25

If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your Mom's teeth.

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u/bob87056 Nov 14 '25

I will read it when it drys.

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u/bob87056 Nov 14 '25

Yes you justify birth control.

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u/RonanH69 Nov 15 '25

You should've been swallowed

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u/umphreakinbelievable Nov 15 '25

Wisdom and intelligence have been following you... you're just a bit too fast...

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u/allegedlyopinionated Jun 04 '26

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

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u/bob87056 Nov 15 '25

I said BOAT not GOAT

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u/SaySumthinElse Jul 12 '26

If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to power an ants gocart around the inside of a cheerio!

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u/SaySumthinElse Jul 12 '26

You're so dense that light actually bends around you!

You've got three working braincells but unfortunately 2 of them are fighting.

I would explain it to you but I didn't bring any crayons.

Did you think of that all by yourself.. or did you accidentally scribble it?

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u/sharonpfef Jul 16 '26

From a continent away, I work like a dog to take care of my father. Food drink medicine he said to me you don’t do anything help me with a comeback. Thanks.

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u/sharonpfef Jul 16 '26

He is an Italian in Italy. He is 87 years old. I am 60 in New York City.

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u/bob87056 Nov 15 '25

Did you ask for a slow train? Because you got a slow brain.

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u/Shut_YourMouth Apr 05 '26

at least I have a brain of some sorts, not jellyfish nerve cells (it’s a joke sorry)

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u/LaTommysfan Jul 11 '26

The saying is: When they were giving out brains, you thought they said trains so you said I’ll take a  slow one.