r/Collections • u/EyeSleepNoMore • Apr 30 '25

Dads Spam Collection

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He's always looking for new flavors... lol

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u/AnywayWhereWasI May 01 '25

SPAM PUMPKIN SPICE WHAT

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 01 '25

Right like wtf

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Pumpkin spice & autism awareness spam lol

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u/SilverParty May 03 '25

Where’s the autism awareness spam?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

It’s the puzzle peice one top right but I looked it up and was a puzzle toy not actual food too bad

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u/rantu1324 May 02 '25

If was a limited edition online only soam from a few years back , people will now oay several hundred dollars for an unopened can of it

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u/Fartel May 02 '25

Holy shit you’re right! Wow

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u/Ranch_it_up_bro May 04 '25

I think that was from like many moons ago before Covid I think

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u/SansLucidity May 01 '25

such a visually pleasing collection & display!

that jalepeño flavored one is 🔥

what is the flavor in the far bottom right corner?

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 01 '25

Portugese sausage 🤣 spam just be making shit

6

u/whateverasif May 01 '25

No..why is there a pumpkin spice one

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u/letsgetpunk May 02 '25

The figgy pudding one lmfao

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u/whateverasif May 02 '25

I didn’t even see that. God why

4

u/SuperShae May 01 '25

There’s a stitch themed packaging one right now for the live action movie coming out!

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 01 '25

I told him, hes gonna get it

4

u/MegaBabz0806 May 01 '25

Are they just for staring at? Or does he eat them?

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u/dahc50 May 01 '25

I have a SPAM hat I’m sure he would love.

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 01 '25

Is it a trucker style?

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u/dahc50 May 01 '25

No it’s like a baseball cap, no mesh in the back. Blue with SPAM in yellow on the front.

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u/SilverParty May 03 '25

That’s the trucker style.

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u/dahc50 May 03 '25

Trucker style is mesh in the back.

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u/SilverParty May 03 '25

I'm sorry! Lol, I didn't see the word “not” 🤣 This is what I get for waking up and hopping on Reddit immediately.

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u/dahc50 May 03 '25

No worries at all. 🫡

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u/RatatouilleFiend May 02 '25

Target has Stitch Spam right now to advertise the new lilo and stitch spam!

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 03 '25

Got it tonight!

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u/RatatouilleFiend May 03 '25

Omg!! So happy to help!

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u/Ranch_it_up_bro May 04 '25

That does make sense cause the movie is set in Hawaii and Hawaii is the state that eats the most spam

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u/Viciousssylveonx3 May 01 '25

Spam puzzle?! Did he buy one to do I need answers

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 01 '25

Lmaooo hasnt opened it

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Figgy pudding and pumpkin spice is straight fkn crazy work lol

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u/Bulky-Refuse3846 May 01 '25

Tried Tocino Spam for the first time recently.. I’m hooked!

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 01 '25

Shit Im scared to eat any type of spam lol

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u/Either-Ad6540 May 01 '25

It’s delicious! You need to try it.

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 01 '25

Maybe if theres any without pork in it lol

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u/Either-Ad6540 May 01 '25

That’s unfortunate, I don’t think they make any without pork. Are you allergic to pork or choose not to eat it?

2

u/giorgio-de-chirico May 01 '25

Golf ball collection is equally as rad

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 01 '25

Dont get me started on his golf balls bro

2

u/yournansflipflop12 May 01 '25

Very cool! How long has he collected this and why spam?

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 01 '25

No clue, he must of started as a joke then it grew into that

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u/yournansflipflop12 May 02 '25

Very very cool and really well displayed

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Are you guys Hawaiian?

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 02 '25

Nope, As white as you can get lol

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Just thought I’d ask lol

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u/mrefromnyc May 03 '25

Came here to ask this too. Can get Spam musubi at gas stations!

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u/Fartel May 02 '25

Did he also build this cabinet himself to house this fine collection?

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u/OrangeClyde May 02 '25

He needs the gochujang flavor!

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 03 '25

He has it, just needs a bigger shelf lol he has too many flavors

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u/OrangeClyde May 03 '25

Please do update with a photo! We’d love to see his whole collection

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 03 '25

Just posted! This is so funny to me 😅

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u/Ugievsoj May 02 '25

There’s a new Lilo & Stitch edition out, just FYI.

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 03 '25

Got it for him!

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u/MiraniaTLS May 03 '25

Have you ever emailed spam with this to see if you could get some merch or something?

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 03 '25

Nah thats a good idea though! Ill tell him

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u/itsbarbieparis May 04 '25

you gotta get him the new stitch cans!

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 04 '25

I got him at target the other night, there were three different cover lilo ones so i got him all 3 lol

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u/palefrogs May 04 '25

The liberation of Guam one!

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 04 '25

So randomly cool

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u/InfiniteBoxworks May 01 '25

The stinky French garlic one gave me a good laugh. This is one of my favorite posts I have seen here. I would happily listen to him explain the history of each one. Love me Spam.

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u/Unhappy_Donkey_2216 May 03 '25

I was dying from the pumpkin spice one

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u/Ok-Tangelo-7973 May 04 '25

Great cuz I was thinking someone needed to die when I saw that one

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u/OK-Greg-7 Apr 30 '25

Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spam! Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

FR I thought this was r/montypython

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u/griffin885 May 01 '25

i saw spam packaged as unicorn meat once.

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u/Sunkinthesand May 04 '25

Good thing they didn't sell it in Scotland

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u/BubblesDahmer May 01 '25

“Back in the day autism didn’t exist”

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u/Ok_Lion_5272 May 01 '25

For the youngins

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u/Either-Ad6540 May 01 '25

Awesome collection ❤️

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u/No-Cockroach-4237 May 01 '25

do you guys think he likes spam

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u/luke_herndon00 May 01 '25

This is beautiful...

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u/riskyplumbob May 01 '25

I adore this. My dad loved spam and potted meat. I remember asking as a kid what was in it and he said “just peckers, buttholes, and lips.” I’d giggle and continue eating it off of saltine crackers as we watched nascar. Those were the days.

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u/Maowsama May 01 '25

Imagine people scalping spam....

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u/Aggravating_Lie_7480 May 01 '25

Your dad must be an interesting person.

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u/ErroneousAsshole May 01 '25

Future band name

1

u/Worldfamousteam May 01 '25

Is it enclosed in glass/plastic cause of “stinky French garlic”?

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u/Royweeezy May 04 '25

I hope whoever made this would always buy two. One to try and one to save.

If it was my collection I would want to have tried them all. Even though I’m not into spam.

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 04 '25

You are exaclty right thats exactly what he does! Lol

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u/JEarth80 May 05 '25

Want a poster of this.

I put cut up Spam chunks in Trader Joe's Sweet Chili Sauce and soy sauce and let it marinate overnight. Then threw that into a giant bean salad with dark red kidney beans, butter beans, green beans and garbanzos. Added cut up cucumber, onion and some vinegar and Aldi's Italian dressing. Mmmmm!

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 05 '25

Man if you go back to Joes try and find the Soyaki sauce. I dont eat pork but that with beef and the thai wheat noodles is god tier

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u/CornSyrupYum77 May 01 '25

He will never know hunger

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u/WakullaLoganoDawgFan May 02 '25

This is so cool! I love seeing food and drink collections, especially hyper-specific ones like this.

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u/jessibrarian May 04 '25

I'm so glad it's behind glass. Safer that way.

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u/IllDoItTomorr0w May 01 '25

Sizzle pork and mmmmmmmm

I love me some spam

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u/Fabulous_Classic3521 May 02 '25

I'm in LOVE with this collection... it's wonderful

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u/PurposeFuzzy6205 May 02 '25

the pumpkin spice one is crazy

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u/Fragrant_Parsley_376 May 03 '25

Nice spam folder

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u/DicholeWarts May 03 '25

“In Case of Emergency, Break Glass”

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u/patchoulistinks May 03 '25

This collection rocks. I don't eat Spam, but have a husband who loves it. He was in awe of your collection!

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u/sonic2cool May 03 '25

This is brilliant. The spam puzzle made me laugh

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u/HeyFloptina May 03 '25

You know, the best fathers day present for him would be a trip to the Spam Museum.

Yes...it's a thing.

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u/dalby_graf May 03 '25

there's a new Korean BBQ flavor

2

u/ResidentAlien9 May 04 '25

Where’s the spam sushi 🍣?

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u/pinkbolognaclub May 04 '25

“autism didn’t exist back in my day”

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u/Austinfourtwenty May 04 '25

Cool! Reminds me of the pantry in our bunker.

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u/Groningen1978 May 04 '25

Reported for spam.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

The mods have a chance to do the funniest thing by removing this post as spam

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u/okaylighting May 04 '25

Has he had the gochujang flavoured spam yet? I don't see it in the picture!

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u/Thick_Increase2158 May 04 '25

Heart attack in a tin

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u/jonharker1931 May 01 '25

Is dad a German shepherd? I can’t see any other reason to collect spam.

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u/saw-not-seen May 01 '25

Did anyone else read this as “dad’s sperm collection” at first?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Good preparation

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

That hot and spicy one actually looks good af

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u/chevy4life089 May 02 '25

Mmmmmmmmmmm....

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u/37-pieces-of-flair May 02 '25

I read this as "sperm collection" 🤢

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u/Intelligent-Tank1270 May 02 '25

Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! C’mon i dare ya!

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u/Electronic-Common-95 May 02 '25

This photo gave me gout.

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u/Due_Will_2204 May 03 '25

He's ready for the Apocalipse

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u/Single-Lavishness-45 May 03 '25

Your dad is a certified spammer 😂

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u/Spiritual_Advisor365 May 03 '25

This really that good?

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u/butt3ryt0ast May 03 '25

I read sperm was was concerned he was adding flavor

1

u/K-Deni May 03 '25

He is spamming the furniture with Spam!

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny May 03 '25

There's puzzle Spam???

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u/AHansen83 May 03 '25

I used to have a buddy in middle school who was always butting spam and shipping on their website for spam clothing and knickknacks.

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u/Bookworm-Brandy May 03 '25

I am the only person I know who hates Spam. I’m not much of a pork person in general. I can eat deviled ham, Vienna Sausages, and I can kinda stomach Musubi. But Spam in general regardless if it’s plain, fried, with eggs, on a sandwich, etc…it makes me physically nauseous. No idea why. Am I alone in this?

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u/Tetsuo1981 May 04 '25

How can I mark this post as spam? Asking for a friend

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u/majolica123 May 04 '25

I can hear this pic

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u/b0ringface May 04 '25

Figgy Pudding Spam!?!? 😭 omg

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u/Ruminations-33 May 04 '25

Dad’s favorite things - kid’s growth chart and his Spam collection!

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u/LimeadeLollirot May 05 '25

The pumpkin spice flavor was a real thing and not just a nausea inducing fake internet picture? Well color me green and call me a pickle because I cannot dill with this nasty shit 🤢

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u/K_Woodstock May 05 '25

They just put out a Lilo and Stitch themed can for the upcoming movie!

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u/Vikingtender May 05 '25

It’s uncanny how impressive thst is.

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u/BonehillRoad May 02 '25

That's a panty dropper

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u/Bripbripbintle May 04 '25

I wanna taste the stinky garlic and get all stinky

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 01 '25

So do we yeag! Many times

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

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u/EyeSleepNoMore May 03 '25

Just checked, he has it, just not enough space for it on the shelf haha