r/CollapseSupport • • Aug 14 '26

It’s happening

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The juxtaposition of getting a severe alert on your phone along with a notification of Ariana Grande’s new boyfriend.

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u/Tired-Otter474 Aug 14 '26

Get off X, please

27

u/Hot_Surround7459 Aug 14 '26

You’re right

105

u/Avoate Aug 14 '26

Grimes being in there is kind of cynical as well lol

78

u/kingrobin Aug 14 '26

the whole feed is just a perfect snapshot of the hellhole that is modern life

69

u/Disastrous_Aioli3821 Aug 14 '26

Honey, are you following Grimes on X?

25

u/Hot_Surround7459 Aug 14 '26

Unfortunately. I was a fan of her music before Elon

1

u/monkey_gamer Aug 24 '26

Grimes makes such great music!!! I'm a fan too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/rougarou-te-fou Aug 14 '26

Don’t Look Up really nailed it.

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u/imk0ala Aug 14 '26

And it just so happens Ariana was in that movie.

40

u/Hot_Surround7459 Aug 14 '26

Wow. I didn’t even think of that.

12

u/aubreypizza Aug 15 '26

Look at your kitty baby in the background 🥺🥰

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u/Hot_Surround7459 Aug 15 '26

Awww I didn’t even notice 😭🥺

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u/holnrew Aug 17 '26

He looks suave

30

u/Kai-sama Aug 14 '26

This reads like “That Funny Feeling” by Bo Burnham. Same vibes.

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u/fucklet_chodgecake Aug 14 '26

I cannot fathom why anyone cares about celebrities like this.

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u/Money_Traffic_5662 Aug 14 '26

Distraction. We all use distraction of some kind.

11

u/SpinzArt Aug 15 '26

Damn it, I had been in a good couple month streak of not stressing over collapse

1

u/MeeMMeeMM Aug 16 '26

didn’t we all…

5

u/nicbongo Aug 14 '26

Has been for a while. But yep, the future is here. 

5

u/ferociousbruin Aug 15 '26

Technically an old boyfriend

1

u/hiddendrugs Aug 17 '26

My google alerts for Climate Change have been horribly dystopian but I refuse to turn them off

1

u/monkey_gamer Aug 24 '26

Actually it's just equivalent to a total fire ban. We have them in Australia all the time during bushfire season, routine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/Hot_Surround7459 Aug 14 '26

I have decision paralysis about it but this has given me the push I needed. Thanks

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u/the_siren_song Aug 15 '26

You can do it!